RevJim

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  1. to make some serious cash. A simple little 3 step system! It's easy to remember, and just as easy to complete! Step #1. Get a job! Yes! That's right! Grab a hold of some gainfull employment! Ya can't start with nothing, you know! You need to buy in first! Step #2. Collect a paycheck! Yes! You read it right! Actually stay at this job long enough to earn rewards, commonly known as paychecks! Wow! What a concept! You work, they pay! Step #3. Spend $1 per week from those paychecks on a lottery of your choice! There are a great assortment to choose from! The easiest is your local state lottery! Yes, that's right. Pay the person behind the counter a dollar and he gives you a slip with a 1 in five hundred billion chance of winning! Too high of risk for you? Well, option #2 for step #3 says take that dollar bill, and stick it in your mattress. At least you'll still have the dollar! OK, now repeat as often as needed for a nice cash flow system. What? You say your boss is a jerk and fired you? Wow, have I got a solution for you! Yes, that's right, the answer to all of your prayers! easy! GAAAA-Rooooonnnneeeee-Teeeeeed! Get another job! Wow! OK troops, now head out there and make some money! When you are done, don't forget that you owe me 70% for letting you in on this secret! Contact me for Paypal information! Thank you, and have a GREAT day! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  2. As usual, HH, all I can say about your pictures is: Oh my God, and WOW! Thanks for sharing! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  3. Though I don't think I'm a lame ass. I do it on occasion, usually to one or two people in the bar (need not be female) that look down, lonely, depressed, pissed off, ect. No, I do not introduce myself. In fact, I usually stay just long enough to see a small smile and then I'm gone. Why would I do that? Well, as Alana says, those married guys hitting on her are scumsuckers. I'm just being a nice guy, which is really what I'm all about. I just plain love seeing other people happy, and can't stand to see them sad. If you don't like it, turn down the drink, stay pissed off, and go on being miserable in life. (Not directed at you in particular, just a comment from the other side.) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  4. Yay, me sweetie is coming to see me. Wanna go on a date at cracker barrel again?
  5. Ugh. Hack. Cough. Who proofreads this dribble? They need to hire Jessicakes to freelance from home. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  6. Actually, it was a pretty cool thread to read, and it's worth bringing up again. If you hadn't posted it, I would have forgotten about it. Here's the old thread: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=232882#232882 It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  7. Yeah, but if you sleep with a big name Organizer then maybe, just maybe, you can get a hat. Hrrmmm, if I didn't know better, I'd think that sounded like someone was being hit on. Actually, i don't know any better. I wouldn't argue. Now, to talk the people in the know into having a hat made for me next year. Ya know, one that says "Weddings" where your hat says "Load Organizer"? Don't sell the staff ones. Posers need not apply. I saw a few regular 2003 hats go on Ebay already. They were average price though, since the supplier had quite a bit more this year on hand. Last years hats sold out really fast. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  8. Oh great, now everyone has figured out the DZ that Michael was "blown off" at. Now he'll never be welcomed. But, but, but. Awww, damn. Ya got me. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  9. Unbelievable what your eyes focus in on when you are just skimming posts. Well, Dave, you said it, I just repeated it! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  10. If I get the job done (I will) I'm trying to give myself a little time away. Yep, that means SDC! (Still got 3 jumps down there dangit! I wanna use 'em!) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  11. Heh, welcome to the rest of the United States, Lisa. You know, the big part that is NOT a desert? Yea, we actually get rain. You know what, it's worth it to trade some rain days for green. Weather's lookin's shitty up here in Central Wisconsin too. That's ok, I'm about to go outsaide and start tearing off 75 square of roofing. It's cash job, and just might get me to SDC next weekend! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  12. I got a cool hat in '02. Does that mean I'm a big name? Well, DUH! You got a boogie named after you. Most don't get that until, well, you know. You gotta be big! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  13. I tried that in '02 man. Didn't work. If you're not a big name or a Load Organizer, just buy a hat. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  14. Well, we've had a computer here literally since before my youngest was born, so he actually grew up with one. He'll be 5 in January, and can safely (for him and the computer) change out a blown network card. Even worse? He knows how to diagnose quite a few hardware problems. I figure, with my help, he'll have his first server built in 2 or 3 years. THe 13 year old lived with his mother until January of this year. She has had a computer since he was 4 or 5, but he was not even allowed to touch one until he moved here. Talk about holding your kid back! Top it all off, he's Mensa level. Computer knowledge would have been a nice addition over the years, but it's like I'm trying to teach a preschooler in a 13 year old body. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  15. Well, I wouldn't go that far. It's just that what you have that we want, we don't want anymore after you're gone. Well, I don't, but I guess there might be some wierdos out there. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  16. ***Nice guy Finishes Last, again. That's right, a nice guy. No, really, a nice guy! Always finishes last, on purpose. Enjoys skydiving and his children. Is married and NOT looking for more, but would happily take on a few extra friends. Reply to me directly at iskydive@charter.net It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  17. RevJim

    Sewing?

    I don't think we'll be doing Jump for the Cause till 2005. Not to worry, you will be so informed when they are going to happen.
  18. It's me. I drove him away. I was gonna be there, then I couldn't, so i left him hanging. I'll try and coordinate the next trip with Michael, so he can have a good time. Heck, I've only jumped there over one weekend, and if I hadn't known Sunshine, I probably wouldn't have jumped. Because she was there though, I got to meet a few really cool people, and Roger Nelson too. That's a weekend full of memories I'll never forget. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  19. Well, I was asked to volunteer to help out at my youngest son's school for an hour a week on Mondays. Call me Mr. Manny, computer teacher. That's cool, since I'm teaching preschoolers. And my 4 year old knows more than my 13 year old about computers. Scary huh? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  20. RevJim

    Sewing?

    I've never seen your jumpsuit, but i know i like it. Hot pink rules!! Not when there are 100 plus of your close girlfriends in the same color I'm drooling just thinking about it. When are the women's big ways again?
  21. Arrggghhh! Dude! I like my dates to have an innie not an outie, if you know what I mean. Hormone injections, ouch. Ever see the Chyna layout in Playboy? SCARY! She really is a she, but I think belongs in Playgirl, just like these pictures. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  22. Hrmmpfh. I was coming if I was back on the road by then (hence the praying). Hey B Squared, got a boogie out there in AZ for Halloween? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  23. Umm....do i even get a say in who i give roadhead too? Just asking.... Of course darlin! I said I'd raise him your roadhead. I never said he'd actually get it. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  24. Holy crap! I wouldn't have been able to sit down for a month after the woop'n I would have recieved if I would have said that when I was growing up! I don't think I could say that now for something as stupid as walking on a lawn... Welcome to the politically correct, we can't correct our kids for fear of going to jail 00's. My kids are raised to the same standards that I was, which includes the occasionally used (and earned) leather belt. Throw me in jail, I don't care. at least I feel as though I can trust my kids in society i the future to survive on their own. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
  25. Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... Read it again in the morning. If it's still not clear by then, well, Houston, we just might have a problem. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1