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Crystal Virgin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 1 oz Yukon Jack 3/4 oz Amaretto 2 1/4 oz Cranberry juice Mixing instructions: Chill with ice & strain into shot glasses. Add Cranberry Juice to taste. Tastes just like fruit punch. Yup, sounds good! I do find it funny though that it would taste like fruit punch, given the name.
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You wanna drink my wet snatch? Hrm.... She is offering her Box for your Wet snatch.
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Somebody gonna have a baby?
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I have this problem sometimes as well. Try using some of the extra padding that came with the helmet. Having the helmet sitback a bit further on my head seems to do the job. If it's already tight, just add something on one side. Use different variations!
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If the rest of you only knew the reality of this foreshadowing!!!!!!
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Yes, I knew you would love this news. Sorry no linky! The first 2 lines will be virtually impossible to stop now!!!
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Just signed Kariya and Selanne! http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?ID=46230&hubName=nhl
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Skymama, please don't ruin our entertainment
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A fireman is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That's a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one wagon leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster." The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman's eyes and says...... "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f***ing siren, would I?!"
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True, out my body and "in" to da toilet!!!
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Finally getting the poo in after being constipated for days!!!!!!!! Whew!
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You are not bitter enough in life. Yesterday it was "nice" and then today "Sweet"!
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Welcome! I hope you enjoy the time off! I knew almost a year before hand and got a sweet retention package to stay on board before it happened. Now, I am bored and smelling the coffee and roses...
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I can only imagine that the Tandem master was the one doing the duct taping. Therefore knowing the concerns involved.
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And remember to seal over anyplace where you have exposed any carbon fibres. I.e. the hole that you drilled. I just used a clear coat of nail polish.
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I have a couple of extra nipples!!
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Ok, I will bite... Whose there?
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Jeez, I just don't understand why people want jobs in the first place!!!!
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It gets confusing doesn't it!
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I was just reading Dr. Spock for logical reasoning!
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But paying bills would stop collection calls.
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It's good thing you are a bunch of Monkey's. If you were chickens than you wouldn't have lips!
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Well that sucks I will have a drink there in your honor.
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Yes, I will be! I hear that is the best weekend. Are you gonna be there this year?
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Thanks, I was worried about that too. I got a hotel the first and last night for Airport proximity.