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Herc would wrastle with you any day! He LOVES to wrastle! That's why I got him a cat (Teko)! But his exploding hair would drive you nuts! Everything I own is white. But he also likes to chill out ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Your babies are SO cute! Here's my little ones! 'Shell 'Shell
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BUMP! Just a reminder that it's 24 more sleeps to LP!! Ladies, if you have any songs for the Crack Choir Songbook (NWFlyer!!) send them to me by Monday, July 10th. CYA there! alanab Amazon Angie22, just to play in the water and drink beer Bigsky BirdWoman bozo Clownburner DBCooper Ggggia Doc... IanHarrop & Maria JasonRose Jess! livendive mach2 madjohn McBeth MichaelBess monkycndo Murphy, drinking beer with Angie22 ndfallrate Nightingale NWFlyer PurpleNed!!!!!!!! Rex & his people Rkymtnhigh RobV Rogers (SuperFly!) Shell666 Soulshine Stitch TallGuy TravisJones UntamedDOG 'Shell
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I don't have time to explain it to you, Stich ... can someone else translate for him. 'Shell 'Shell
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Situational Awareness... Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed. 'Shell 'Shell
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I hope your song is better than your one-liners. 'Shell Why am I walking across this dust and grass to get get on that hot plane again And smell some jumper's rotten ass Well at least I'm not Canadian Ooooo ... them's fightin' words, TallGuy ... remember, I know where to find you ... 'Shell 'Shell
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IRISH PRIEST IN TEXAS Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn and promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There is a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a it, replied with a smirk,"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." 'Shell 'Shell
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Wanna see my tomatoes ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Guess I better get Cracking! I Crack myself up. No, really, I'll stop now. I hope your song is better than your one-liners. 'Shell 'Shell
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We made some in Eloy many years ago and used Kahlua ... REALLY yummy! 'Shell 'Shell
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Hmmm wonder what I could do with a bendy man? I'm sure you'll think of something. Only 28 more sleeps to LP (well, my arrival anyway!) Don't forget to send your Crack Choir songs to me by July 10th!! 'Shell 'Shell
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I have a 70lb boxer ... do you have a brother?? 'Shell 'Shell
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That's cool I will just sleep with Gia I said I could be flexible. McBeth, I think he means he's bendy ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Only if you bring REAL beer. Not that Kokanee skunk piss. I'll be hanging out by Mike DelCarlo. We've been invading Camp Canada for the past couple years, so be sure to play nice with them when setting up and I don't see an issue. Yeah, play nice ... we tend to bite ... The more the merrier, I say! CYA in Camp Canada ... I'm the quiet, unassuming girl! 'Shell 'Shell
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Rex and his people is really just one person ... she has issues that are probably best left unsaid. 'Shell 'Shell
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Check onto events hosted by your local tourism board or economic development group. 'Shell 'Shell
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Ordinary Day and Everything Shines by Great Big Sea 'Shell 'Shell
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Marty Robbins had some island type songs too. Check him out. 'Shell 'Shell
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What about Wipe Out by the Safaris and the theme from Hawaii 5-0 'Shell 'Shell
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There was also one Canadian flag and one American flag ... I have the Canadian flags so maybe I'll resurrect them this year ... 'Shell 'Shell
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When the first Canadian arrives and last Canadian leaves. 'Shell 'Shell
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SHHHHHHHHH arent there enough Canadians( furiners) there for you.....remember now the beer is warm.. the weather is sucky..... the jumps are horrible.... and there are too dayum many Canadians at Lost Prairie. Um, Amazon ... that should read the weather is terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm and there are too many damn Canadians ... sheesh ... you think by now you'd get that right! 'Shell 'Shell
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Sunset here is 1005pm ... but it's still pretty light out then. We get about 17 hours of daylight this time of year. Of course, come winter, we get about 17 MINUTES ... 'Shell 'Shell
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OW! You hurt my feeling with that! 'Shell 'Shell
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Why thanks very much! The 'Canes fans that were here for games were mighty nice too! Glad you got hooked on the game. I've been an Oilers fan since Wayne had pimples! You have 25 years of catching up to do! 'Shell 'Shell