Shell666

I bought a computer for home. Me ... a 40 year old who's been working on computers since I got a job at 14. Never had a computer at home. Didn't think I needed one. But with niece's and nephew's to keep busy, what the heck (and since I work at a University, I can do payroll deduction for it). And to top it off, I work on PC's at work and what did I buy ... an iMac. A friend of mine at work talked me into it. I have to admit, it's real purdy (and it came with a free 2GB iPod nano - white like the iMac - black might be slimming but white is prettier - so, of course, I had to get the iTrip for my Jeep - sheesh ... accessorizing a computer is WAY harder than accessorizing ME!). Now all I have to do is figure out the differences between the two (and get an ergonomic keyboard) and I'll be set. Any Mac users out there mind helping me out when I'm in trouble (I can only bug my friend at work for so long before it's gonna cost me!) Wow ... I finally figured out what you folks do at night! 'Shell

Fuck, I think I may need a Canuckian dictionary this year. Just come by Canada ... we'll test ya! Oh, and bring beer. But not that Coors Lite shit that some of ya drink. 'Shell Coors Light is like sex in a canoe. Fuckin' close to water. We say fuckin'near water but close enough. Are you sure you're not Canadian?? 'Shell

I strongly recommend against such foolhardy behavior...unless you REALLY need a beer. Blues, Dave C'mon Dave ... you know you love us ... 'Shell 'Shell

Fuck, I think I may need a Canuckian dictionary this year. Just come by Canada ... we'll test ya! Oh, and bring beer. But not that Coors Lite shit that some of ya drink. 'Shell 'Shell

But... but... my coworker from Toronto is teaching me how to speak Canuckian... I thought I might be able to pass in Camp Canada. "Hey, Michelle. When are you and your boobies arriving at the Dee Zed?" See? I will be there on the 26th. I have to pick up Barry in Kalispell on my way through. Perhaps when you arrive you can come to Camp Canada and have a seat on the chesterfield and we'll have some poutine and chat a bit. 'Shell 'Shell

Here kitty kitty ... 'Shell 'Shell

TallGuy ... since I'm next door to you, will you read me bedtime stories? I'm starved for some attention. 'Shell 'Shell

The weather is terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm and there's too many damn Canadians! You're such a good little Amereekan! 'Shell 'Shell

You said it was safe at LP, you said Nothing Happens At LP. Were you lying? It's true. Nothing happens at LP. I was just trying to scare him. Marcel knows I like having fun playing with peoples minds. Mwahahaha 'tis true ... repeat after me ... the weather is terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm and there's too many damn Canadians! 'Shell 'Shell

Behave yourself. We'll be neighbours. 'Shell Be gentle on him Shell, he has no idea what he's in for. I'll do my best but there's no guarantees. It is the Prairie. Things just happen there. 'Shell 'Shell

Behave yourself. We'll be neighbours. 'Shell 'Shell

You'd miss the Canadian beer-thievin' boobies ... 'Shell 'Shell

You wish! Admit it. You'd miss us if we weren't there! 'Shell

That's what I want to know! He's kind of freakin' me out ... 'Shell But.....I'm so cute and fluffy......you should pull down your panties, and rub me between your legs.

That's what I want to know! He's kind of freakin' me out ... 'Shell 'Shell

Are you wearing a short skirt? Nope. 'Shell 'Shell

That this is hanging from my desk?? 'Shell 'Shell

This would be fun too! "Hi there ... I'm a giant gerbil!" (from http://www.cabelas.com/) 'Shell 'Shell

Nikki looks like my little 'Mere! (well, that should be my BIG 'Mere ... 16lbs of lovin')! 'Shell 'Shell

Glad you liked that! It's EXACTLY what it looks like ... you walk past the couch and the air movement blows the hair right out from under it! I feel like I'm in the desert! But it is much easier to keep clean than carpet! 'Shell Edited to add more pics of the dorky dog! 'Shell

I do the same thing ... but I get a small dog and a large CAT out of the hair on the hardwood! There's little tumbleweeds of hair rolling around my house. And when Herc shakes, EVERYTHING in his path is covered in hair ... and dog drool ... he's a drooler and when he shakes, you get it! 'Shell 'Shell

I have hardwood in my house and Hercie does fine on it. But if he's trying to run through the living room and round the corner to the kitchen, sometimes there's a little wipeout! Keep anything of value and/or breakable away from their travelling route! 'Shell 'Shell

I don't know what makes them shed so much. I think it's Murphy's law ... my white dog sheds on my black clothes and my black cat sheds on my white clothes! 'Shell 'Shell

Boobs ... what boobs ... 'Shell 'Shell

I wrote a few on the plane on Sunday night ... but I'm not sure they're up to snuff. Let me do another review of them (and check them against last year's songbook to make sure there's no duplication). Soon, I promise! Review them and if you like, send them to me. Between you, me and a bottle of red wine, I'm sure we can make it work! 'Shell 'Shell