Shell666

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  1. Further to our discussion in "Skydiver Blond", here's why the local chitlin's shouldn't pass out on the porch at the LP Lounge. 'Shell (this is poor fucker #1 -- see the Skydiver Blond thread for pics of poor fucker #2) 'Shell
  2. You just used "locals" and "learn" in the same sentence ... 'Shell 'Shell
  3. That would be the SECOND poor fucker ... poor fucker #1 had red lips. Let me find those and post them. 'Shell 'Shell
  4. I think that was jager induced - or at least jager helped - fucker kept waking back up though The lullaby worked for a while though . . . Go - to - sleeeeeeeeeep Go - to - sleeeeeeeeeep Go to sleep now, young lo - cal Go to sleep now Go to sleeep and never pass out at Prarie!!!! Man I loved singing lullabies to him with you, Turtle. I have a few of those pics from that night at home. I'll post them later tonight. 'Shell 'Shell
  5. They just gotta be quicker ... 'Shell Not fair I'm in a totally differnt time zone PM it Then you should have received it WAY before everyone else! It is tomorrow there, right?? Alas, can't PM it as I don't have it here. I'm sure Cocheese could ... for a price. 'Shell 'Shell
  6. They just gotta be quicker ... 'Shell 'Shell
  7. I have just spent the last hour or so listening to the thunder and the DELUGE of rain on my covered deck (which, apparently leaks ...). The thunder is AMAZING, the lightening show (fork and sheet) even BETTER and the sound of the rain ... while it's drowning out my music ... is even cooler. And it's coming down AGAIN!!! My dad used to take me and my brother out in the 1970-something Gran Torino Station Wagon (yes, with the fake wood panels on the doors!) outside the city when a storm came so we could sit and watch the lightening .. way cool kid memories! And we sat outside on the deck tonight and watched it again ... just like when I was a kid. Thunder and lightening ... WAY cool! 'Shell (who hopes the power holds ... again ... for a while!) 'Shell
  8. Not as much as normiss ... 'Shell And the rain is now drowning out my music ... apply more Cab Sauv, I suppose ... 'Shell
  9. Shirazs ... that would be plural, right? So you have more than one??? Hmmm ... 'Shell 'Shell
  10. And aren't you the sweetest guy I've know. Just dealing with a major thunderstorm here (LOVE THEM) and still drinking my cheap, Chilean Cab Sauv ... if the power holds (and my connection holds) you might actually get this! 'Shell 'Shell
  11. Can you translate that last part into Canadian for me, please ... Only 6 Coronas??? Lightweight ... 'Shell 'Shell
  12. I am not... I mean how else am I supposed to get to the other side of the U.S. I sure as shit ain't driving... Other side of the US ... ummm, Icon, honey ... I be Canadian ... I be on the other side of another COUNTRY!! Sheesh ... boys ... 'Shell 'Shell
  13. Can't really be jealous... Shell doesn't really know me... and never fear... I'll still bring pie... (though I'm not sure How I'll get it on an airplane yet... CRAP!! AIRPLANE!!! Damn, you're stalking me now! Wait .. that's might not be so bad ... pie ... young guy ... stalking ... hmmm ... let me rethink this. 'Shell 'Shell
  14. naw... sea shells... Ahh ... but in my case it would actually be See 'Shell Pretty sure it's something different. 'Shell 'Shell
  15. Yep, the white vinegar takes the sting out of a sunburn (and any minor burn for that matter!) You smell like a salad but at least you can sleep! 'Shell 'Shell
  16. well sure... though there is a problem with your name... You gotta problem with Shell Oil??? 'Shell 'Shell
  17. Can't really be jealous... Shell doesn't really know me... Not yet ... given some pie and some time ... 'Shell 'Shell
  18. uh huh... I see how it is... Haw Haw, Shell likes me best. That might not actually be a good thing ... 'Shell 'Shell
  19. uh huh... I see how it is... Now you see how it is to be a girl! Kidding my dear ... I still want your pie!! 'Shell 'Shell
  20. You're such a drink slut! Speaking of drink sluts, where's my wine??? 'Shell You were two timing me with Icon on the pie. I'm revoking my offer on the wine. I wasn't technically two timing ... I was just trying to get some pie and I kept confusing the two of you ... c'mon baby, Icon meant nothing to me. It was just a pie. Not like what you and I have ... 'Shell 'Shell
  21. Why thank you ... and to think you didn't trust me enough to post that! Shame on you! 'Shell 'Shell
  22. You're welcome. All you have to do is ask nice (and give me a little time!) 'Shell 'Shell
  23. You're such a drink slut! At least get it right. DAMN! There's a reason I keep you around ... you keep me honest! (and proofread!) 'Shell 'Shell