Shell666
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They hunt they're just not very stealthy with 3-4 bells each Ah ha! So they sound like Santa's reindeer when they run! Since Teko always loses his collar, maybe I should consider piercing his ears and putting bell earrings in ... Yeah ... that might work. 'Shell 'Shell
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I've tried the bell thing with him using one of those "quick release" collars (since I don't want him hanging himself up on a fence with a regular buckle type collar) but he always comes back home without the collar. Doesn't mean I don't take responsibility for my pets. Guess you're lucky your's aren't hunters. 'Shell 'Shell
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My cat, Teko, hunts and kills and eats it all the time. And trust me, he gets fed plenty at home (he even eats the dog food) and I leave a bowl of cat food outside for him all the time! Teko had a mouse in the backyard this past Saturday, and he had just eaten before he went and killed and ate the mouse. It's just their nature (some more than others - my other fat cat won't eat wild game!) 'Shell 'Shell
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50.00 in the poor box! ." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50.00 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in." 'Shell 'Shell
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Touche, my dear ... But do tell us what better things you have to do ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Probably something to do with these ... 'Shell Do you think they actually make them in his size? He's French-Canadian ... I'm sure his feet are small. 'Shell 'Shell
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Probably something to do with these ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Well, I figure I'm only young once, so why not skydive naked?! Plus, I've already did a lingerie jump... which was almost like a naked jump... just ask vinny! lol! And oh god, I hope I stand this one up!! If not, it will be so funny! So yeah, come on people.... let's live this life up and go naked!! Good for you girl! Have fun with it. But please report back the "whistling" findings to RkyMtnHigh and I. We want to know if it's true! 'Shell 'Shell
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I'm playing here all week! Guess my friends need to get classier friends if they don't expect that! 'Shell 'Shell
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I want her to report back after the jump and share if there was a *whistle*...or since everyone on the jump will be naked, if there was a *symphony* Hahahaha ... Reminds me of a jump many years ago where I was just coming in to land and a good friend of mine was was taking a couple of cops up for their first jump and he yelled at me "Hey, I can hear ya whistling!" and I yelled back "No you can't, I've got a tampon in!" ... all he was "Damn ... I got the pigs down here ...!" 'Shell 'Shell
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I'm guessing there's a story behind that too! Probably not as colourful as "Tits Wayne" but a story nonetheless! 'Shell 'Shell
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Oh, another bit of advice ... make sure you stand it up otherwise you'll fill up with dirt! 'Shell 'Shell
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Stuff a bikini in your socks! 'Shell 'Shell
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You get the next one, as I'm sure I'll have some OTHER brilliant idea in the next few days ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Good point ... 'Shell 'Shell
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... to stain the lattice on my deck, someone please smack me! Sheesh ... still not done the FIRST coat ... guess this will continue as a "mid week" project. 'Shell 'Shell
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Tits Wayne the Disembowler Looooong story goes with that one. 'Shell 'Shell
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Elaborate Skydiving at Calhan is Open!!!
Shell666 replied to dmbale's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Yep. Figured that's where you'd be. I'll call you tonight. 'Shell 'Shell -
Elaborate Skydiving at Calhan is Open!!!
Shell666 replied to dmbale's topic in Events & Places to Jump
www.elaborateskydiving.com 'Shell -
Yep .. so we really MUST meet one day. And when we do, I'll cook! 'Shell 'Shell
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Dude, we're not only going to be rich, we're going to be heroes. When guys get tired of wearing the meat helmet, they can always take it off and, you guessed it, FUCK it! (omg, did I just say that? ) Again with the keyboard ... asshole ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) And your point would be ... ???? 'Shell (who's never been in a state pen either ...) 'Shell
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Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell 'Shell
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Yep ... know her and love her ... met her a few years back in LP and we named her "Feisty" ... talked to her yesterday (or maybe it was Friday) ... So, she's YOUR baby sis and she's MY baby sis ... so I guess we're SIS's ... Cool!
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Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell 'Shell