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How do I tell my mom that I enjoy jumping out of planes?
ChrisD replied to rsb5267's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This was your other post: "Hey guys. I'm a student in training in the IAD program. I'd like to dedicate this post to discussing the mental barriers that we have all experienced while just getting started with our skydiving training. It would be very beneficial to me, personally, and all other skydiver-in-training, to hear about your difficulties as a student and how you overcame them. Thanks. " Your killin me here kid! Do me a favor, when it comes time for advice on sex education and how to do it, I'll be your coach as long as she is cute, and yes for performance we will have to video everything. I am not going to give advice on how to lie to anyones parents.. I can tell you as a parent, you are hurting them more by your actions of late! (Sounds rather "parental dosen't it?") C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
Not everyone updates with the manufacturer's, nor do I think they offer that service, Mark K? at UPT do you guys do this?? But almost everyone I know of makes a notation on stolen gear and or where the gear was sold and who the original purchaser was! This information is invaluable as to size and if everyone who bought or wanted to check might just save some individuals a lot of pain and cash! Last I spoke with PD they indicated this was a bit of a pain, but they were always "glad to help." And they added they wish more would follow suit! Most all of the manufacturers that I have spoken with will provide this service, they just don't want ot freely give out the original purchasers private information. When you tell them why you want to check they all have indicated they want to help prevent theft and fraud as much as anyone else. I have checked out a number of containers and canopies on DZ.com doing just this and have felt all the more comfortable making on-line purchases. But this does take a bit of effort to do this and not many do? Many times I can find the original store and they know exactly who is selling what. I always verify in this mannar if I can't get the seller to use an escrow service! In fact at this point if the seller won't escrow via one of the established stores I won't buy from them period, just not worth the risk. The only negative thing is that in many areas of the U S, there are not a lot of nearby skydiving equipment stores! Perhaps more jumpers should report private sales to the manufacturers, they seem to be in the best position to keep records, regardless of this being a pain or not?? C
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NEED EXPERIENCED SKYDIVERS OPINIONS - EXPERT ELICITATION
ChrisD replied to BLussier's topic in Safety and Training
What kind of research method is this? "Here's what everyone else said, do you want to let that influence your response?" Sounds badly designed at best This kind of "Research" is called Survey research, it's when the fuckin media gets on the phone and calls certian people and then they publish the "facts." It is the lowest form of research and tecnically is not research, despite what this fuckin idiot is trying to do! Stereotypes have more validity than this crap! Total bullshit. C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
Bail out, or land with the plane?
ChrisD replied to JohnRich's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I hav, look em up on the internet,... The papers and such are full of arrests in CA with "helpers" being charged with unlawful detention and assalt charges, many store detectivs are charged with this esp if they detain some shoplifter outside of the store! Most are trained to just let em go... Have you been in a clothing , high end store and notice they limit the number of clothes on the rack, or been to a store where the clothes are tied to the rack? This is because of the prevalance of the snatch and grab in our malls and the store policies of not interfeering with the theives! Because of the number of lawsuits against the victims!!!! Flight attendants recive specific instructions on this very subject. C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
You'll have to explain the connection. Sen. Howard Baker was very outspoken about the proclivities of the residents of Massachussettes regarding funding of projects and policies that they didn't have to pay for. Some cities in MA refelect the warning he was giving in the 70s' Such as: Lawrence MA, more illeagle residents than legal. True Springfiled MA, English classes for non-english speaking students for every grade K - 12. Fedeeral limits on spending including reducing funding to hospitals that provied services to non-citizens. In other words he made parallels to what happen'd here in CA, in the valley with the competition between illegals and residents. All of which have changed our society for the worse. Not one of these social programs has benifited anyone over a long period of time. Crime (up), education, what we call the SES have all decreased, over time! Despite the desire for our great society to assist immegrants, it depends more upon the motivations and demographics of the immagrant communities motivs for coming here in the first place. Seems there is a difference between opportunity and free. (Handouts that is.) Seems there is a difference between political refugees and those that want free dole. We might want to consideer closing our borders again as this country has done from time to time. We might want to consider the Danish and Sweedish view points on what services citizens recive as compared with illegal aliens. Their not so social if your not a citizen! Just ranting on and on and on... C "yearning to breathe free" I'm just not sure this is what these people had in mind? Free lunch forever? Recived some e-mails about Lawrence MA,... Seems the local Mayor spends his time in the Dominican Republic, 2 full months in 2012. He also sent all of the used cars from the various departments in his city to the dominican Republic at the White taxpayes expense! This cost more than the cars were worth. To his brother in law who own's a used car establishment. This guy has his ex wife working for the city clerks office, and she is considered a no-show employee. His current wife works also in city hall in another no-show position! (What the fuck kind of harem is this cock running.?) He is being indited for campagin fraud by the Massachusettess Attorney Geneeral. He speaks really bad english, and the local colony of illegal ailens is what keeps him in office. Where surprise he promis's aid to the poor and needy. Meanwhile this city has the highest per cap murder and assult rate, the highest unemployment rate, the highest auto theft, the poorest police and fire response rates, the state has taken over the local school system, property values have experienced the highest rate of decline of total new England communities, the bank restoration act and community development have the higest first year default rates, ( an effort to stem the effects of "red lining" , backfired, ) and the list goes on and on... In short, the social effects of a corrupt welfare sytem pandering to illegal aliens has turned this community to a shit hole that isn't safe to live in. And now local legislators have relaxed the requirments to obtain a drivers license in order to reduce the number of uninsured uninspected and unregesterd vehicles owned and operated by illegial aliens in this community! Additionally surrounding communities have 24 / 7 posted patrols at their respective city lines and the state police have stripped local highway enforcment to place unmarked cars in this community to protect the surrounding communities from Lawrence. The DEA and ICE maintain a local office. And on top of everything else the City, at the mayors insistance, runs 47 private "drinking Clubs," that the local police refere to as insane! As something like 80 percent of police calls come from these same drinking clubs! The Mayor recently installed electronic parking meters control system, and this requires 15 full time, MINORITY workers to write tickets, that because of the cost will never pay for itself! As compared with regular parking meters! And again, English spoken (guarenteed) tues and thursdays in city hall. (From a sign posted in the clerks office!) All true! This place is an example for the rest of the country! And the real poor and needy, injured and disabled??? They moved! Couldn't get services... And it dosen't end: http://www.bostonmagazine.com/2012/02/city-of-the-damned-lawrence-massachusetts/ As I live and breeth, hot off the press, this Mayoor was drinking on the public streets outside of one of his clubs where a woman wanted to see if he was drinking in publick? : http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2013/06/07/lawrence-mayor-woman-assault-liquor-store/ I'm makin an analogy between aliens taking over and the results! I couldn't possibly make up what "just Happened" in my study city!!! What the fuck, some lady wants to see if the Mayor is drinking AND SHE ENDS UP DEAD!!! But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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Also get the serial numbers for all of the components. Then get on the phone an check those same numbers with the manuf! UPT and PD will help verify the listed owner, and this is something that they are glad to do! C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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Windows 8 is the new / old marketing scam to get americka to embrace the pay as you go time share way of thinking. "For a monthly fee" C You are going to pay more and recive less with 8. But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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That's not entirely correct... what is being sold is the right to collect on the debt, not the actual debt. My 2 cents is to not deal with any collection agency, you have no rights whatsoever! They are under no obligation to you whatsoever! If you want to settle a medical bill then deal with the original source directly, and everything in writing including your inital letter to them indicating that you wish "them to explain" this debt in the first place! Admit nothing in your correspondence. Many places will then indicate that you will have to deal with a collection agency at this point, if this is the case, get them to put this in writing. At this point yor obligation is over under the FCRA laws. And you are the victim of the scam artists. I can't say this strongly enough: Only deal with the original source. Collection agencies are the new mafia, many of them operate outside of the law and use illegial coercive methods. The problem is that they fully understand that most people don't understand the law. Never deal with a collection agency. You have absolutly no rights or protections with them. C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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I'm kinda thinking that the local ambulance was busy with an illegial ailien who fell off a ladder. Then a local citizen in an auto crash waited over 40 min for mutual aid to kick in from another community. The irony of the notice didn't escape me, thanks for pointing that out! Protecting non-tax paying citizens? has gone too far! When our government starts publishing courses and then says they are not going to be in English, something is wrong! At least they could offer to have english translator in the room? C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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NEED EXPERIENCED SKYDIVERS OPINIONS - EXPERT ELICITATION
ChrisD replied to BLussier's topic in Safety and Training
GFY C gfy stands for go fuck yourself. and sombody please remove this from safety and training, this belongs in the Bonefire, littereally! But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
Anyone? Ferris? C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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http://www.mass.gov/lwd/labor-standards/dls/news-articles/fall-protection-in-construction-industry-training-flyer-englishmg.pdf See this link before they take it down,... No speke engleis! "None of the training will be in English." C Who's country is this anyways??? In Masachussettrtes no less, No wonder Sen Baker, back in 1975 said Mass was a commie country anyways??? But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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Back for a Second Round 35 years later
ChrisD replied to SecondRound's topic in Introductions and Greets
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This really does tweak what is considered a lawful order as compared with what isn't. Being in the military, I really don't give a rats ass about this issue. With the free exchange of information that exsists today everyone knows what everyone else has or does anyways! So the free exchange of litrature dosen't amount to crap! This is a political witch hunt driven by some rich assholes agenda! What I really want to point out, is this pro-military attitude that the public has embraced. What are you all up too? Laying the groundwork for the next sensless and stupid act of Government sponsed carnage? Since the dawn of time evolution has given us as humans some petty behaveious that in a "civilized" society have led again and again to war. So once again ignore our brains and engage in shit that is pro military to support the military industrial complex. You fucking sheep make me sick! Just my two cents for all of you out there that have never smelled a corpse rotting in the sun. But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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West Side Skydivers- Houston... disgusting ad
ChrisD replied to BartRN's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Really? You can't come up with a better argument against the ad than a gay joke? Are you 12? Yes your right, I can be a little sarchastic and immature, poking fun at any group that is different from mainstream Amerika isnt fair nor is it appropriate. Kind of what you are doing when you poke fun of my age. Now that you have insulted ever other 12 year old on the planet what do you have to say for yourself? Most likely I am more aware of the gender bias and pain that anyone who feels they are different than the mall of america crowd does. I was raised in the deep south by a black nanny, that I loved. I watched her children go to a different school, and that's when her kids, my friends, were allowed to go to school. They frequently dissapered. They were frequently the best students, however they were given poor grades by the system! I frequently was chastised for associating with my black friends. I would be the only kid allowed into the local soda shop and would make my friends purchases for them. This has left me with an acute awarness for any group that is different. I apologize if any one is offended. I will point out that TX is the only state to put a couples sexual orientation on death row. TX is also the only state that has suspended "Habius Corpus" and the 4, and 14 amendments on multiple occasions. You don't get to have this kind of awarness by being insensitive. That said I reserve the right to poke fun at anyone, however insensitive at the time it may appear. If anyone feels that this jokeing promigulates and perpetuates this hatred and insensitivity I'll be the first to stand corrected and agree this behaivior isn't right. But on the other hand this awarness isn't going to stop me from poking fun at anyone! Can anyone say Dave Chappell ?? Does anyone know his philosophy? It's kind of the reverse psychology of racesism... If you can't poke fun of a particualr group... This in fact may be worse that the hurtfull speach!! In fact, DNA wize...ther' is no such thing as race! My joke and sarchasim was that with the introduction of the YMCA song my impulse was to poke fun at TX with the use of that song and that is what came to my mind, for that I am sorry and once again no offence to any group was intended. Other than to the dick head spawn of thier cousins and such from constant inbreeding who thought up this ad in the first place. Kind of the Hapsburg argument, without the cash. C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
West Side Skydivers- Houston... disgusting ad
ChrisD replied to BartRN's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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West Side Skydivers- Houston... disgusting ad
ChrisD replied to BartRN's topic in Events & Places to Jump
O'H, I thought it was the YMCA that was disgusting??? Me bad,... C I thought the referece to "West Side Skydivers" was about the "Fudge Packer" that would do this? perhaps they have a different take on tandems? are you shure thay are speaking about skydiving? Perhaps this thread belongs in the "bonefire." ??? I suggest you take your complaints to yelp and point this out there, youl reach a "wider" audience. And yes I agreee this is a negative ad, good news is that they don't usually last long... Thanks for posting this!! -
I don't know dude,.... statistically there is nothing here that is off limits or unusuall, even if we had 4 fatals at differing locations this would not be statistically relevant. Large numbers of non-current jumpers? + 10 !!!! Other than that, I'm still going to call this: "The Memorial Day Massacar." C But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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Statistical approach to PC in tow cutaway decision
ChrisD replied to unkulunkulu's topic in Safety and Training
Heck dude, in the crossbow and piggyback days the spring loaded PC would hurt sometimes as it hit your head, whatever, the thing was bouncing around in the burble so much! C Lookin over your shoulder was sop not an ep! But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." -
Sounds like a kids book? Like Thomas, or Dr. Sueeese, and or Clifford? Anyways washing a canopy is generally not-reccommended, due to the negative effects it has on the threads??? C But you point about sand is well taken
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Anyone with a written procedure for observer, jump rides, and or any non- pilot in the unused right seat? I've noticed widly varying policies, some downright draconian, some very, perhaps too loose about giving rides. On one hand the same sort of situation exsists for any aircraft pilot giving rides to the geneeral public... EX: Some stories about feet gettin under the rudder pedals, too fat and can't pull the yolk full travel, obliovulsly intoxicated, poor health, etc But other DZ's very open, escort by hand (PERIOD) quick briefing etc... Have some places gone too far by not allowing ride alongs based solely on the prop strike example??? How many skydivers have actaully sat up front and seen and listen to the multiple events takeing place. Most that I have spoken with walk away with a deeper understanding and many have said something like: O'H shit, I had no idea,... Many have indicated how helpless they feel if something were to happen...! Anyways I'm in the ride along camp, I enjoy the view and a second set of eyes, esp trained eyes, are a great piece of mind to me! Never mind the fact that a ride along can assist if / when ever needed. This comes from both sides of the fence so to speak. I will add as a jumper I am extreeemly cognizant of moving around with my container, it dosen't take much to rip out a switch for example, where as most skydivers don't seem to understand this. I mean just constantly face forward as you move out of the front seat area, don't try to turn around! (As an example.) C any other thoughts?? When I mentioned escort by hand, I mean this literally all non-pilots, observers, passengers get boarded via the exit door or are held by hand. Anyone not held physically by hand and it's an immediate shutdown! But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."
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Any body have any info or experience using something other than Lime to mark lines? I want to mark up the field and have some concerns about the nylon being dragged thru lime. C Can't find any other posts, and can't find a local distrubutor for chaulk. Thanks!!! But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."