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  1. jraf

    New Years....

    (Arnold voice) The Hansmeister will be at zhills too...he's back! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Lucky you...i figure i will brotherly hug and kiss all my friends, but my loved one is far away and will probably (for reasons beyond control) not be able to make it to Florida. and i must say i miss her like crazy. well, then again, lucky you
  3. there is never anything wrong with public floggings of naked women....i mean as long as they don't spoil the skin... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Yeah, yeah Clay, but where is all the fun. Where is the rack. What about the wheel. The streching, the glowing red thongs. The dungeons in midevil castles. the torturers in black hoods and leather aprons. it's gone to the dogs now, it's just an institution. and you cant burn them at the end anymore. the world has truly gone to the dogs, mondo cani is all we have left. our acestors had the real fun jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Well fuck you, you fucking, fuck! Right on brother. Tell me about the experience, I am currently half nursing another RB who just recently did the F/T stunt. Anyway excellent news. El Chingada Rodriguez jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. I know it is not like me to be nice, but Merry Xmas everybody, or Merry wahtever your religion makes you believe this seasson. Have a great time, be safe drink lot's of beer or non alcoholic drinks for all you who can't Oh, Gawd I'm getting all emotional here but I have to say I like all you guys and gals. Even the greenies....even...the...(shlurftz)...Head...Administrator
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    HEY A$$HOLE!

    what? count off! ONE!!!! you are all worthless and you mean nothing to me...in other words hurrah for me naf fuck you, or better yet, hurrah for you and fuck me....puhhhlease! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. ok children, whatever happened should not discourage us from doing what we love. it hurts, but once in a while it happens. just like when you drive a car. you might be hit by a truck. as bad as it is, children leave the aircraft! it's safer outside! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Roles

    me? i like comparing personalities to different accents. if i had a familly, i would make the official accent "fake english" if you know what i mean jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Q: Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger? A: Cause he dodges bullets! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. I believe in bad food, worse weather...Merry Fucking Poppins! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. I think the moderators should do more illegal halucynogenic drugs....make love to alien species...see the rainbows that surround us...mellow out...feel the love...smoke some weed and just be excellent to us...you know..cacaphonic, hydroponic...why is it so cloudy here...where does all this haze come from... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Rev, old buddy - what you are saying is that you are eating like a human being. Like civilized people do, like an educated person. I knew why I liked you in SC jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Of course it applies. Blood is good, limbs torn of bodies, guts slashed around, screaming women, crying children, human carcasses steaming on the ground, villages burning. Handgrenade the fuckers! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. and there is lot's of snow in NYC! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. That is because I am the worm. You see the shiny outside of the apple, while I devour it's insides. I am the gangrene that rots a seemingly healthy limb. I AM THE ANARCHY! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. I can write with my left hand. I can wright with my right hand. I'm amphybious! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Coke! Hail the snowy trail! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. To me it's coke...wait, we are talking about soft drinks right.....never mind.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. We'll I wear the Superhero costume every day...it comes with the job and all the superpowers...it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta save the world jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. As you see, the revolution continues! To the barrickades children, to the barrickades! Complacency is good for the middle class. Down with the Jones's. Let's burn the bastards! Authority is good for authors, ANARCHY rules! If you want uniformity, join your respective armed forces, they will give you a uniform! And if you want to preach dictatorship, go to North Korea! Handgrenade the fuckers! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. The idea of freeclimbing is not to jump off but to get to the top. A freeclimber will not wear a base rig (would not know what to do with it). Bad luck. Shit, another brother gon jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. You see in Fear Factor they it this stuff unprepared. We, the gourmet coocks will make is taste marvelously. Think of a juicy honey glazed ham for Xmas. And it is even better when you think you are just eating that fatso your boss, whom you hate anyway.....mmmmmm....buon appetitio! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Let me look in the wine cellar: Try this a Gironde wine - the Pauillac. Just gorgeous wonderful body, elegant tart yet not agressive taste and a romantic poetry of flavors. Narc this is good stuff. Try 1991 or 1995. Have both and they are magnificent. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275