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I do have on of course, and sometimes i use it... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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roach killers and a cowboy hat....yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaw...but I ain't been to the navy....and the only uniform I look good in was outlawed in 1945 jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Chicken...yes, that is something for me...i like to play with chicken...after all i am just a simple farm boy...and i wear shitkickers......in my sandbox jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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considering this place is full of superheroes with 3.5 inch diameter tug boats made of surgical steel i will just keep playing in my sand box. after all who am I to comare myself with all these sex gods Besides I am about to turn 35 next month...you know...not the same stamina...can't run so fast no more...can't keep up with them 20 something year olds from the navy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Duuuuuuh.....well....I ain't got no pants on jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Live hard, die fast and young and if you want to die, die with your boots on! I want to die in a shoot out after i robbed the local bank and set the liquor store on fire. A gun in one hand and a bottle of JD on my lap I want a high speed chase and rapid exchange of gunfire. There is one thing to say: it is better to burn out than to fade away! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Man, you have a problem. Stop trying to be what others want you to be. Stop wearing the cothes that society says are ok. stop listening to what others want you to do. as a matter of fact FUCK THEM! Be yourself. Open yourself to the world, and if that means quitting the army, well I guess you better do so! You have only one life (as far as I know) why spoil it. ANARCHY RULES!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Duuuuuuuude, you know Timo Maas. Sign me up, I definitely will be there. Sounds like the earth will shake!!!!! TECHNOOOOOOOOO PARAAAAAAAAAADE!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Mike, I would like to make full measurements of your skull and body. It is conceivable you are a living fossil, a real Neanderthal. I want to be the first one to make this imortant discovery I will then write a thesis on the infuence of Neanderthals on a modern average male. You know: broads in the kitchen, grunting in front of a tv set with football going on, the beergut and so on... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Luv, if you add the prunes or apples it really is good. You can let it ferment in the sun in just about any vessel. Distillation: Heat it up in a metal pot with a cover and a copper coiled pipe coming out (boys will take care of the toys i'm sure. Copper coiled pipe can be easily found in the mechanical supply depot.) At end of pipe, wrap it with a cloth full of ice. Repeat 3 times. It is great straight (burns as hell though) or makes a great mixer with juices and soft drinks. I hope i don't get arrested for posting this jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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It's called the Battle of Tannenberg, which took place (remember the date) in 1410: 1 part of kitchen yeast 4 parts of sugar 10 parts of water Makes decent vodka if you distill it 3 times after it ferments. you can add apples or prunes to the fermentation for taste (it's yummy then) You will know when it's fermented bu the stench - then distill 3 times. Be carefull - it's White Lightning jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I have a very realistic and bitter approach to life. To all leaders in the world it is about polls. Our GIs are just what they are Government Inventory, numbers to be shipped of to die. Theirs are the same. It's all about who has power where. As much as I realize that this is how the world is built, I still don't like it. What more, a national leader has to think in abstract terms about people he is sending to die, because if he did not, he would not be capable of making any decisions. That is why I so strongly state my hate for war and complete dissaproval for those who call for it. I want to buy my American flag at Office Depot. I never want to receive it from my government as consolation for a fallen brother. I don't want my brothers to be heroes, I want them hiking with me in the Grand Canyon, biking in the Czech Republic, bungee jumping in Chile and so on and forever. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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David, I just dislike the title. All throughout the summer of 1939 it was obvious that war was coming. Enthusiasts blew their horns and shouted WAR IS COMING. These enthusiasts later in great majority died in burning in tanks, frozen at Stalingrad, in concentration camps, bomb attacks under varius flags and all were shouting GOD BLESS US. Guess what - God will not bless anybody. God will take no sides and he for sure will abandon those on the front line. Ask your grandfather how it was in WWII or in Korea. Ask your Dad if he liked Viet Nam. Ask your friends if they enjoyed the Gulf War. I don't want my friends dead or spending the rest of their life in a VA Hospital. I don't want war on American territory. I want to live in peace. I don't want my brothers being shipped off to die gloriously. War creates nothing. It distroys places I want to see and kills people I want to meet. Having said all that, I appreciate US foreign policy and quite honestly support it. I wish and hope that we can solve most problems by flexing our muscles and doing limited policeing actions. To all you going out there - don't count on god, he will not help you! Count on your buddy and take care of him better than you take care of yourself. To all you calling for war - take your heads out of your asses, cause you will look awfully stupid if you happen to die in that position. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Honey, ain't no war commin' this way God bless your little heart, and I strongly suggest you pray to whoever is your maker of choice that it don't come, caue if WWIII should happen it is going to be the last war humanity gets to see. No more skydiving, noe more beer, no more boobies just a whole pile of ashes and you among it. That is if you don't get drafted first and don't die in a filthy muddy ditch in a far away place with rats eating your spilled guts. Ain't no calling Mama then, cause she will be soon to be dead. Think before you speak - it has a great future! There is nothing glorious of good about a war. Just tears, fear the smell of shit and blood. Torn of limbs, maimed friends and lot's of painful deaths. There are no heroes, just kids scared shitles doing stupid things to survive. If war happens it will affect YOU, so don't call for it unless you don't like your hands, legs, friends and neighbours. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I am a recycled single in a monogamous relationship with a married woman. But it's me, so don't be astonished jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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not quite as cold....and nobody gave me coffee and poppy cake afterwords...no, after close consideration i would preffer to rub snow all over myself...again jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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young lady, running through the pond naked is not far from driving a car in your pajammas, if you ever experienced that
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Clay's video rocks. His next day video of the rodeo ride with andrea spurr is amazing. Clay docked on us in sitfly. chris ware flew around. 178 mph in flat fly is a best for me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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.....ain't my neighbour jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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We're having the big trampoline debate...I think it would be fun for the kids and he's scared that if the neighbors kids get hurt they will sue us.. do you let other kids jump and if you do...do you make their parents sign a waiver??? I like the way he thinks. You should shhot the dog, cause he might bite the neighbours and they will sue you. Yeah, shoot the cats too, cause the might do something to the neighbours and they will sue you. As a matter of fact shoot the kids, cause if they do something to the neighbours, they will suae you for sure. You have to take care of your neighbours. Be selfless. Love thy neighour jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I shot someone outside my door about three weeks ago and he's still there. I mean the buzzards and koyotes did chew him up pretty bad but he's still there. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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hey my ass is a great place as far as I am concerned. the fish should feel privileged. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I rush to report that i have not developed any growths or strange third limbs after swimming the pond. the only down side was that the gold fish i pulled out of my ass in next morning had three eyes. besides that it was real cool jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Lou, my boy, obviously it was operator error! I was in the possanger seat. In heat of the moment i broke the key of, but do to my magic powers we got the car running just fine. Although relatively intoxicated and naked I was laughing my ass off to at the comments regarding my tan lines. Stacy, please post pictures, a moment of glory has to be remembered jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275