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  1. jraf

    Seance

    I strongly suggest trying to contact the Boogieman...I know, I know he is not dead, but maybe they can contact his past life? After all we have to find out where he met you know who jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Well, since I have not noticed a ring on your finger, let me help you with the shopping bags...and maybe we could drink that wine together in the evening? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Your place, my place or right here? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Michelle dear, I bow to your wisedom
  5. Shalom brother, Shalom...I'm happy I have awoken these noble feelings in you. Shall we try another one? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Duuuuude....were you expecting respect and decency for me? Next, please! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Well having driven Land Rovers for years I can see the analogy...I am not very pretty, put together rather shabily, but tough as a brick wall jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Hey guys!!! I woke up and I still am the same person...hair did not fall out, teeth still in place...whoooohooo 35 is not all that bad...and my secret wife still wants me
  9. Gaawd just turned 35 yester/today. My official B-date is Feb. 29th, but since there is none this year I suppose this is the appropriate time to come out of the closet with my advanced age I spent all day yestreday talking to the love of my life on the phone (she could not be here, her Sicko hubby would not let her come to see me - what a bastard!) and had a very slow afternopon In the evening I went to HUE in Thornton Park. Allthough I had to wait 45 minutes for a table (Gawd it was a zoo) the food was real great and the bottle and a pop of wine was just delicioso Uneventful drive home made me look for trouble so I went to Harvey's Bistro right around the corner from me. Cool, my gay buddy Mike touched my butt twice and felt my "chest area" (this is dedicated to the one I love). A couple of Red Bull Vodkas later I hopped into the Aluminum Charriott and drove on home. In the casa I put on Bach's Toccata B-minor (BMV 565) so loud that the walls shook. Neighbours did not come...must have thought that it was coming from a nearby church (come to think of it there are none around). I fell asleep on the couch with my legs stretched across the coffee table. Oh.....I forgot to tell you the most important
  10. ...Gott beschuetze, Gott bewache, Unserem Kaiser, unser Land.. OK, can anyone remember the melody to this one? This IS worth a casa of beer jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Thanks...I now know you truly have no clue...god bless your little heart! And Salam' alleykum to you my brother...Gott Beschuetze your family...let Bhudda save your liver and Amon Ra (This one is for Miss L) open your eyes every morning...let the virgin mary make sure you remain a virgin...let saint francis of asissi make sure you remain poor...but if you are truly poor how are you to pass the styx river without paying the ferryman? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. But ma'belle, you neve told me you enjoyed these sounds...cause I do..I do..very, very much jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. My post was by no means agains our fine military personnel, by no means. My post was just stating that WE say god bless us, THEY say the same etc. In WWII the Germans had "Gott mit uns" engraved on their belt buckles, 150,000 of them remained dead at Stalingrad. Most our soldiers fallen in Normandy and the Pacific islands prayed to god too. I jump with my friends who serve in the armed forces. I don't pray for them, I remind them to take good care of their asses, think of what they are doing AND take care of the dude nearest to them...and survive! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Bill you are a fucking genious, you should be a general!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. OK as I have previously stated....are we going to pray to your god, mine or theirs? Casue theirs will want him dead...mine don't care about him, just about making me miserable. Does your god care? Decide buddy? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Dude...large ear, small penis... so what's the big deal? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. Fucking educated bastards....modern fucking aristocracy...ever been to the other side of the river? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. jraf

    the French

    I still think we should handgrenade the fuckers...whoever THEY are, and a few others too just to set examle! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. I think the question of nationality or citizenship is irrelevant here. If you put one naked Amrican next to one naked Russian, next to one naked Cinese next to one naked Kenyan they all look the same. What more I hate to brake the news, but they all are human. The issue of the lawsuit is a different question. However as Enrique mentioned this is NOT about spilling coffee, this is about loss of a human life due to gross negligence. If they are not punished they will do it again...to a citizen of whatever country jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. Unless you are not sure, tandem is a waste of jump money - AFF it! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. I can only say I am awed...the man you choose must be the luckiest man in the world
  22. Tommy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? However coming back to my original question I can also say that for true love one can even compose limmericks. Check this one out: I went to a town on the sea And had a young lady meet me We had to elope Yet still there is hope For our love is the best that can be
  23. I definitely would go for the chicken....of coyrse the rabbits seem quite interesting too jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Oddam za Ciebie wszystkie skarby œwiata! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. Post 'Ho! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am now officialy tired of the whole war thing. I have become bored with this war before it even started. I read articles about it as a substitute for counting sheep. Ferdi I concurr. I would like to promote going to Russian restaurants. Went last Saturday, had a blast, danced, eate pierogies and barshtch ukrainski drank a fith of vodka. Nothing better than that! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275