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Whenever my byzanthene protagonist of the cullinary cause will say the word I will be there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Faulkner's "Hamlet" and Gogol's "Dead Souls". I like reading a few books at a time. I agree that Palahniuk is great. Also from modern American try Douglas Coupland. The guy is great and if you read "All families are psychotic" you will love it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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There is plenty of peanut butter in my ice cream. Pickles would be nice though. and a shot of ice cold vodka - Stolichnaya of course. And some Astrakhan caviar. And a bit of onion. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I really think I am. I just ate farmers bread with feta chese, some turkey breast, then some stuffed grape leaves, olives, blue cheese, hot peppers, currently I am on my firstserving of ice cream. I am sure I will have more, and I have a horrible craving for pop corn. I must be pregnant, the problem is I am a man. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You are wrong in your assumption. If anybody passes through my door uninvited and/or tries to hurt my family I WILL SHOOT THEM. I will sleep well thereafter. No regrets. Don't screw with my family. I am worse than a Sicilian in that repect. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I am just looking at the box and at my clip: It is a 135 grain cartridge Velocity at muzzle = 1050 feet/sec Energy = 330 ft/lbs It is an expanding projectile. At point blank (3-4 feet) it will take the subject apart. I shot it at several phone books put together. VERY SCARY! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Q: How to destroy the largest economy in the world? A: Let it take care of bringing peace and prosperity to Central Africa jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dear Lord a week long sexual orgy. I hope you kids have not forgotten the egg wisk and the wet cellery jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Generally speaking if you load a 9MM luger S&W with Hydra-Shock cartridges one shot will stop any crackhead at close proximity if only due to the fact that it is very hard to run without your spine, lungs and heart. A Hydra-Shock will simlpy take the subject apart. While a stinking liberal myself I will defend my right to own and carry firearms. Liberal=liberties. My gun is one of them! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You are nearly right. The difference is that there is no Air Conditioning in a series II and with 105F in shade today I really appreciate my Disco having the best AC I could imagine. Once again a practical issue: at the DZ I inflate my mattress, put on some cool music and run the engine all night powering the AC. It cool jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You da man! I wish I had the Td5 engine in mine instead of the V8. Diesel rules!!! I personally preffer the 110 though, for practical reasons: a) you can fit more junk in it b) you can very cofortably sleep in it at the DZ jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I've got a 94 - they sort of understand Land Rovers. Then again I was once asked what kind of a car would I drive if I were single and could own anything I want. My response: I am single and III am driving the car I want - Disco, the only weay to go! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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They are in a better place now. And hopefully separated, though together jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You know you got it coming lover....real nice jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Stacy, you know me - I would pait it green and stick a few M80s with impact fuses on top jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I would have but: a) they are bolted to the ground (not a real problem) b) they are larger than the cargo area of my car and weigh ovet a 1,000 lbs. (real problem) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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that would be my middle name jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Baby, just wait till you get here. I will give you a good spanking for calling your man a whore jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I just went to a convenience store and they didn't have bread
jraf replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
Unemployed, and still drinking IPA from the Shipyard Brewery. We are poor, but we have our preferences and our standards! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
I just went to a convenience store and they didn't have bread
jraf replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
Kate, the name has nothing to do with the function. Bet you they had chewing gum though jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
The rodent has fired me today I was a lifeguard at Disney (well Mickey is a rodent as we all know, and Donald makes fine diner in a honey, red wine glaze, or baked with apples) So anyway I was a lifeguard at Disney and they did not like my CP neckless, and my attitude, and the fact that I refused to do things that endangered my customers but made Michael Eisner richer. I spent a few weeks there and am amazed at th gullability of people who come there, spent serious thousands of dollars in order to go for a few rides, and hang out at the pool and go to a couple of restaurants. My ex employer the Disney Boardwalk resort starts at $375 a night. The restaurants are much better and morte exciting in Orlando. The life at disney is a continuation of day TV. Everything is fake. People could go to ANYWHERE in the world for the same money and stay at better places, but go for real safari in Kenya, real Oktoberfest in Germany or the real ballet ath the Bolshoy. Dumb asses! BTW - I would not have lasted more than a week more anyway I was thinking of setting the place on fire jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh I bow to your wonderful knowledge of what womens lives in the world are really like. None of them have any issues whatsoever and can achieve all they can be....Maybe next lifetime you will get to make up for some of the karma of this lifetime. Good luck as a poor woman in Africa with your clitoris removed or as woman in most moslem countries, or as a woman in India whose babies die within the first few months of life, or .. never mind... you just dont get it anyway. When the only women you see are the "hotties" in the clubs, or where ever you go to meet women.... that is not a very good sampling of the billions of women on this planet. I still would venture to say that womens lives are far better here with more opportunities than ANYWHERE else in the world. Amazon To make sure you know where I go to meet women - I usually take posiession of Naval Officer's wifes and their children - just a little habit of mine, one wife in particular, so I have no need to frequent the clubs you mentioned. There are plenty of countries in this world where what you have is not something special. Pick a letter: Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, South Africa, Slovenia, even Slovakia and so on. That was just the letter S. There are 25 other letters in the alfabet and I bet you I can find a few countries for nearly each (we want to exclude our x y z's) Of course if you want me to quote other cases except for Cambodia, there always is Ceylon, Chechnya, China, and many other letters of the alfabet, and I bet I can find a few countries for nearly each. What was your point? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Questioned Anonymous Skydiver's answer when asked by police officer if he fired an automatic weapon on a federal airport: 'No Sir, it's an S&W 5906, but I shot 600 rounds in that hour' This is a true quote, I have been there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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During WWII all resistance fighters in Europe were called bandits and terrorists by Nazi officials. During WWII it was not only the Axis memebers but also the alies who targeted and killed in mass women, children and other non combatants (Hamburg, Berlin, Koeln, Dresden, Tokyo, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Kyoto.....etc, etc.) Joseph Stalin who amongst other things murdered over 20,000,000 (yes over 20 million) Soviet citizens, that is citizens of his own country said: "No one will ask the victorious to answer for their deeds" It makes me so proud that we are going in the footsteps of the great Joe Stalin. Hip hip hurraaaaaay! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I live al life of my own. If you are average be gone from my life, I have no time for you. People who can not read should not try to write. Note that I have said many wonderful things about the United States. I love my country, but I never claimed it was the best in the world. It is just the one I love. Other people have other opinions on our country and are entitled to them. I may or may not agree, but I will listen and try to understand. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275