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It says combinations, not permutations. Usually the order doesn't matter in a combination. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Actually, if you're trying to bust out of prison that might be a good day. It's better to go through that than picking up soap in the shower every day -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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The only thing better than your first jump from an Otter...
Push replied to Push's topic in The Bonfire
Lets not bash anyone on a public forum. There are good people at STI, and the Chows are trying very hard to get a business going. Good on them. My, and it looks like a lot of others, future is at Burnaby. Nuff said. That, and a second twin otter! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
The only thing better than your first jump from an Otter...
Push replied to Push's topic in The Bonfire
Get your ass down there next weekend then, cause Dave is gonna be there. The chopper was really cool, but missing an opportunity to talk to Dave would be a shame. And you can join the drinking of the keg of beer I'm going to get I'm going to officially switch to Burnaby as my home dropzone as soon as I arrange someone else to do the stuff I was doing for STI. I was like a kid in a candy store. Twin Otters rock -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
Ooooh, corruption and nig noggery. Sounds like fun! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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The only thing better than your first jump from an Otter...
Push replied to Push's topic in The Bonfire
Let me just say that my current home dropzone has a rather slow progression, and leave it at that. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
The only thing better than your first jump from an Otter...
Push replied to Push's topic in The Bonfire
Is your first jump for a Bell 407 Being coached by David Brown, no less, on my sit wasn't too shabby either. He did his best with me, even though I couldn't even hold a stable sit yet. He called me cartwheel man. He took video of me, and even though you can see the horizon going every which way I'm in the perfect center of the shot. Oh, and I got my A finally. Yes, there will be beer. Lots and lots of beer. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
How many usenet (or DZ.com) posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Push replied to skymick's topic in The Bonfire
I have a 100W bulb in there now but it's too dark. I'm not sure if a 120W bulb will burn out too quick. We need to form a committee to select a committee to consider the possibility of commissioning billvon to research the issue. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
How many usenet (or DZ.com) posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Push replied to skymick's topic in The Bonfire
I need to change my lightbulb. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. -
Giving her a shoulder to cry on may be sweeter. For her and for you. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Maybe that she will remember all the reasons she broke up with that ex of hers and come crawling back to you. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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My first reaction is @$#%&^@$@%! My second reaction is what could that person possibly be thinking? Word of this will get around immediately. The moment anyone jumps it there will be a band of angry skydivers waiting on the landing area. b^2, please tell me that he has a backup rig? I know how much he trains and coaches. If even one beginner cannot get coached by Dan because of this asshat it will be an unrecoverable loss. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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I have a new favourite word, and it's asshat -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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You might enjoy "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Very new jumpers - fear, lack of fundage. Newer experienced jumpers - lack of fundage, not taking the sport seriously, slow progression. Perhaps the people that quit early are the ones that were in it for the wrong reasons. Not that I'm pretending to decide what the right reasons are, but it's a safe bet that if someone is skydiving only to impress a chick, that person won't skydive for long. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Dude, naked Jessica and all, that's, like, 2 jumps -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Script... -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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No they won't, they're on different tracks! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Hold both responsible. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Spankings by their parents, at a much earlier stage. It's too late for a spanking once the kid trashes a house, maybe rapes or kills someone. This is simply good parenting, which would be part of the program to solve the problem. See step one. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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I have a yes idea, would that work? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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In before the erasing -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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A deja vu is a glitch in the Matrix... -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I prefer Lewis Carroll's not-a-birthdays. Hey, I'm not a year older today! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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Wow, sanity Good on the homeowner to be thinking so clearly. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.