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  1. obelixtim
    Doc if you stick your head above the parapet the way you do, you are gonna get shot at. Its not as if people haven't told you this already, time and time again. You keep doing it. Most people would have pulled their head in after the first time. You don't seem to pick up a bit of subtle humour either, I've noticed....people are not telling you what to doany more because they realise that you aren't listening. Now everyone just takes the piss.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Only to you.....I think everyone else realised he was taking the piss.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Similar....I'll finish my version... Anyway Batman bets Superman a beer he can't fly around the world in 1 Minute Superman agrees, and zip, he's gone.... Batman waits..1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, and zip, Superman is back... "I win, but what kept you so long"... I was making good time, when over the Greek islands I loked down , saw WW sunbathing naked and since I've always fancied her,and was ahead of time, thought I'd zoom down and give her one"... "Shit Superman, wasn't she surprised?"... "Yeah but not half as much as much as the Invisible Man".... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Not quite...Flash isn't in this one... It starts out with Superman and Batman at the pub, with Superman bragging about how fast he can fly.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Ah, so you've heard the joke about Superman and Wonder Woman then.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    What was their reasoning for believing that to be impossible? It takes a week to repack your reserve after each jump, doncha know.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    You're sure he was pretending?.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    You defend yourself in such a way that shows you're not.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
  10. obelixtim
    I'm sure that thought never crossed anyones mind Doc.....not for a second!. Ye knows too much.....ye knows tooooo muuuucchhhh.. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Yeah, the aeroplane mincer takes no prisoners..... ....apparently it really hurts the second time it hits you.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
  12. obelixtim
    Always wave off.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    So she released it unharmed I hope.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
  14. obelixtim
    Don't forget to wave off before you pull...... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
  15. obelixtim
    Make sure your brain is always switched on before getting into the plane, during the flight to altitude, during the skydive, during the canopy flight, during the landing, while walking back to the packing area, and during the debrief..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    A bit like your mate lisamariewillbe then.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Sunset jumps are no more or less dangerous than any other jumps..... And Michael.....I think this post will be revived every time there is an open canopy injury or death.... It will prolly be around for some time to come.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Where is the "eat and run" option?... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    A collision at Crosskeys....1 injured, 1 fatal.....experienced jumpers again.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Hospitals are dangerous places alright, plenty of people die there.... I try to avoid them whenever possible... Getting a second opinion is important. IMO most doctors have no idea about jumping, but I can see that most would err on the side of caution....and most medicos who have experience of parachute injuries these days have prolly dealt mostly with injuries consistent with pounding into the ground on landing...under pocket rockets... Good luck.....I'm sure you'll get back in the air.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Hence is name from Roman times.....Mallus Sledus... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
  22. obelixtim
    Just post a picture of a cooked lobster....people will get the gist.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    We were launching off cliffs back in the late 70's, learned all about it the scary way. I've seen a 4 way CRW team doing rotations off the cliff face. It is easy to lanch a parachute off a cliff if the conditions are favourable.....Thats where parapenting/paraascending came from in the first place as a distinction from hang gliders... That is not the way to launch a parachute off a cliff. I don't think those guys had any idea how to do it, it seems they've just taken their skydive canopies up there and decided that was the best way to do it. Totally brainless.... That guy was lucky not to roll down the cliff like a rock in a snot rag.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Cotty had one as well, if you remember Richard, it used to mal about every second jump, and he did all sorts to try and sort it out. I think he used it as a bedspread in the end. I watched him chop it several times.... The stratostat immediately made it redundant... Did you ever see Don Johnson under his Volplane?. Square, but with the performance of a cheapo.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Someone needs to teach that guy to launch!!....Lucky boy, that was a Darwin attempt for sure. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....