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Pint of Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria in it. Can't remember what it was called though It's supposed to taste like chocolate milkshake, and it kinda does, but not much...

I get to be General McBush... Thats right, I'm a military squirrel!!!

Got the album today for my birthday (21 today!), just thought I'd say it does indeed rule!!! That is all.

What was the name of that old one with Hitler living next door to a Jewish family... That was wrong on so many levels...

Sorry, It probably is a bit vague...

That sux. RIP Johnny, keep rockin up in heaven dude.

Heard it was in November at Hibaldstow, I'll be coming along with (hopefully) a sizeable number from my club. Just wondering if anyone knows what kind of thing goes on, so I can really sell it to the new intake later this month.

Sambo (Like Rambo, but not quite...) Samwise Gamgee El Presidente Skankin' Sam

Its got to be Superman! Or have they done that one already?

That reminded me of this goth cartoon for some reason... http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/absinthe.html Odd, as Absinthe usually screws my memory up so bad I don't even know who I am...

The pilot was Ray Hanna I believe, something of a legend on the airshow circuit. He used to fly with the Red Arrows way on back, but now he's probably the worlds best spitfire pilot. His son Mark also flew spitfires, but I heard he was killed at a display a few years back.

The results of this are so far scary.... For those of you under the jurisdiction of Arnie http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040910/80/f2d9y.html

Looks like there could be a change coming in for the festive season. I think its quite silly... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040911/80/f2duk.html

On my 4th go i got 18...

I got 9. I was impressed.

Despite promises of a bigger budget, the new series of Doctor Who stays true to the original baddie costume traditions.

Hey, I didnt write em, I just posted em!

1 OPENING JARS - she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.. 2 CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3 DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4 SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle. 5 GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction. 6 DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. God, you're hard. 7 HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with. 8 HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah". 9 HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You, on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like. 10 NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line". 11 USING POWER TOOLS - slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb. 12 KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stitch that Becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms. 13 ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE... and everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are ######. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that. 14 NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings. 15 CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad. 16 WINKING - turns women to putty. Doesn't it? 17 TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles. 18 TAKING OUT GBP200 FROM A CASHPOINT - okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later. 19 PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - unlike birds, we get straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then. Seven. Seeya." 20 PARALLEL PARKING - bosh, straight in. first time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver. 21 HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah. 22 HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage". 23 KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "a Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?" 24 TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says that's right, i'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo. 25 CALLING YOUR MATE A ###### - and punching him on the shoulder. Just a man's way of saying "you're a good mate; I missed you while you were in hospital". 26 MAKING STUFF - Stuff the manual, a real man makes it with no help!

Bad Manners tonight! Quality ska goodness with Buster Bloodvessel.

Must be the sunglasses....

Could be a repost, but maybe not.... http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/moviehero_quiz.asp I'm Spidey, evidently.....

This is from the Mirror article. The New Scientist one is (obviously) better, but pretty long... --------------------------------------------------------- MYSTERY SIGNAL COULD BE ET PHONING Sep 2 2004 Mystery of signal from space By Vanessa Allen A RADIO transmission from outer space could be a message from aliens, say astronomers. The signal - named SHGbo2+14a - has been beamed to Earth three times since 2002 and picked up by the giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico. Scientists have not been able to properly analyse it as it is only about a minute long and very weak. Experts from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (Seti) say it is unlikely to be interference or a hoax. Others claim aliens wanting to send messages - like Steven Spielberg's ET who tried to phone home - would transmit via a physical object because radio signals break up during space travel. But Seti researcher Eric Korpela of the University of California, insisted: "We are looking for something that screams out 'artificial'. But I can't think of any way to make a signal like this." The Seti project uses software running as screensavers on millions of computers to sift through the data from the Arecibo telescope. The frequency of the signal is one which experts argue extraterrestrials would be most likely to use if they wanted to make contact, the New Scientist reported.

Yeah, we've seen them all before, but this one i found strikingly accurate... http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/index.shtml I'm an Idealist type, and the stuff it said was all dead on...

I heard on the news today that some eggheads have detected a radio signal from space something like 3 times in the last few days and they're getting quite excited about it. Anyone know anything more on this?

This summer I said "I'm going to go to the Reading Festival." And I did. And it rocked.