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WOW I wonder if anyone has lasted 8 sec __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

In an effort to explain to a fellow co-worker what Tea Bagging is I came across a GREAT new sexual technique that should be a sport. The Bronco: While going at it doggie style, once your partner is really into it (noticeable by the arching in their back) grab their breasts tightly then call out another sexual partners name. The object is to see how long you can hang on. Anyone done it before? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happy birthday __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

ohhhh cute that's so cool, congrats __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yeah but its expired, I guess that means no one should need CPR around me __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yeah I live alone but my SO will LOVE this!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

well cause its cool __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Simpsons __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

speed broken arm or broken leg? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bush probably knows very little about this, its the Secret Service demanding these precautions be taken. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

congrats, welcome to the sport and welcome to perris __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummm I'd take the 87 billion Congress gave the DOD and provide C-130's for every drop zone in the country. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Welcome to the sport __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I've got two that hit the spot The Rose Bette Middler Some say love, it is a river, that drowns the tender reed Some say love, it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need I say love, it is a flower, and you, its only seed Its the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance Its the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance Its the one who won't be taken, the one who can't seem to give And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong Just remember that in the winter, far beneath the bitter snow Lies the seed, that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose. and Five For Fighting Superman I can’t stand to fly I’m not that naive I’m just out to find The better part of me I’m more than a bird...I’m more than a plane More than some pretty face beside a train It’s not easy to be me Wish that I could cry Fall upon my knees Find a way to lie About a home I’ll never see It may sound absurd...but don’t be naive Even Heroes have the right to bleed I may be disturbed...but won’t you conceed Even Heroes have the right to dream It’s not easy to be me Up, up and away...away from me It’s all right...You can all sleep sound tonight I’m not crazy...or anything... I can’t stand to fly I’m not that naive Men weren’t meant to ride With clouds between their knees I’m only a man in a silly red sheet Digging for kryptonite on this one way street Only a man in a funny red sheet Looking for special things inside of me It’s not easy to be me. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think about my job for about as long as it takes me to get to my car in the evening

where is a greenie when you need one . . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I don't start working until after my first break at 9:30 __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

24 here, close to your end range __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happy Birthday __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

somebody get this man a job __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two categories -- those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry; the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away, and a diploma from a Third World country. Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification? A. No. Only those you need. Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions? A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine? A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment. Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the Generic Medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. What should I do? A. Poke yourself in the eye. Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick? A. You really shouldn't do that. Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office? A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it. Q. Will health care be different in the next century? A. No. But if you call right now, you might get an appointmentby then. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

VIBES Eric, make sure the doctors stamp your operation punch card, the 10th one should be free

wow and they all just got pay raises too __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't do it __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes