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NO NO NO where are those Queer Eye Guys, you drink RED wine with meat. It's immoral to drink a white with tenderloin, we need a law against it __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vibes Christian __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Monday from Hell, don't they know its your birthday? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hey who told you I've done that to kate before? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I doubt it cause she's already responded to my emails today __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happy 29th Birthday Kate

Its too bad some people don't have reserves __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

don't worry, I think you're full of shit __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

CONGRATS __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Ah I love this one My REAL CA plate is URICHRD Get it, men typically get it faster than women __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Freudian slip or wishful thinking? best way to ensure a good reserve opening __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

My name is Jason and I'm a CPA __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

wonder where snow cones come from? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Suicide #1 Ingredients: 2 cl Pernod / Ricard 6 cl Campari Mixing instructions: Shake well with lots of ice. Then fill a large (35cl) glass with ice cubes. Strain into glass. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

WOW pink __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%. K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top. But look how far ass kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%. So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I took that picture, even offered to do nudes __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Welcome Back

welcome back!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

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HUG __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I don't care if I do get banned I want Skymama __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I want a new Dell laptop

LMAO ..... Dont we all! yeah just one, good one