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well nothing today cause i'm at home and really surfing the Internet just isn't as much fun at home __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

That and Gillian’s Island __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Starbucks __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd say Hillary, but Elizabeth Dole has some popularity __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

"You've got to me" - Neil Diamond __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd say fast food companies are running scared, its starting to look like fast foods will be the next tobacco in this country. McDonalds is simply setting the scene so that they will someday be able to show their efforts at reducing caloric intake by their customers. On the flip side, I've always thought a great argument for fast food making people obese would go something like this: Show some evidence that obesity is genetic Bring a little psychological evidence proving lack of will power Then correlate that with the fact that McDonalds "temps" customers by asking if they'd prefer super sizing their meal. Conclusion: a person that's genetically predisposed to obesity, lacking will power, cannot refuse McDonalds offer, as such their are fat b/c of McDonalds. It sounds farfetched but people that smoked for 30+ years are getting monetary compensation for basically the same thing. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yesterday was so much fun: We killed a bunny with a gun. Actually, that isn't true... We shot it, then we stabbed it, too! To end its life, we pulled a knife, And slit its little throat. The girls all screamed, and little dreamed How blood ran like a moat. After Bunny breathed his last, We hucked his head -- Oh, what a blast! Behind a bush his head then landed 'Cause Charlie threw it over-handed. It hit the ground; what joy I found To watch it bounce and roll! The tale related made girls frustrated And shook them through the soul. Unfazed, we went ahead with plans To skin the bunny with our hands. Its nice, soft fur we gently slit, And peeled its skin right off of it. We left its hide on the wall outside And brought the carcass in. With Bunny cooked, girls took a look And cried out, "It's a sin!" Then sat we down to eat our filling: Bite after bite of our own killing. But the situation turned quite gnarly When tularemia killed poor Charlie. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

holly crap that my kind of cookie jar __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Name: Flame Guy Secret Identity: Jason Special Power: Kinetic Spear Transportation: Shamu the Elephant Weapon: X-Ray Blunderbuss Costume: Hardened Shorts Sidekick: Mary Anne Nemesis: John the Riddler Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness Favorite Food: Tofu Hummm, maybe I should start a controversial thread . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Divorce, Polish Style A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him- "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home, 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have two-car carport. Don't need grudge. LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't all the time like the music, but I answer yes." LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I always up before her. LAWYER: is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHES going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover." __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I'm working on the non-fiction "The Closing of the Western Mind" by Charles Freeman. Basically it discusses the turning point in Western civilization and its alliances with the church. It's heavy reading. as a side book, cause sometimes you just want to easy reading. I'm working on "The Bourne Identity" by Robert Ludlum __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

HEY, my dad is already on here reading my post, I dont need you too!! But it still is the best one I could come up with __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Michele You'll love it, I was in there just a little while ago and it proves one never forgets how to fly their body. You'll do fine, but I suggest a few Advil before hand to keep everything loose. You know that advise is valid coming from me

I've always thought Homo Depot would be a great name for a gay bar

Cool, My dad and I both got our license at the same time and like our USPA # and license all of them are consecutive.

Very few days go by that I don't totally know how you are feeling Chris. Or wish for exactly the same thing. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hey Lisa, you can't do that you owe me a jump still so you'll just have to wait to meat missile it! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

ok, so what's your bases for this assumption? First hand experience? What you’ve observed? You know, a reason for your position. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

From dictionary.com ho·mo·sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hm-sksh-l, -m-) adj. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex. sexual orientation n. The direction of one's sexual interest toward members of the same, opposite, or both sexes. so ho·mo·sex·u·al is Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation (sexual interest toward members of the same, opposite, or both sexes) to persons of the same sex. Yet, I don't see the where sucking a guy's dick is the essence of being gay as you alluded to in your original post. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you are male it does. It's kind of what being homosexual is about. Hardly, that would be like saying "packing is what being a skydiver is all about" I actually know several gay guys that don't like sucking dick. Sexual acts don't define a person. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happy DZ.COM bday Lisa

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all, 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Oh I get it, equality to gays should be constitutionally denied because it might cost you money. You know I think Southerner used that same argument for not getting rid of slavery. Yes roommates and lovers would be entitled to these rights IF they got married. Allowing gay people to marry wouldn't require you to grant health care to roommates, unless those roommates went to the county recorder and officiated their union. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

"American Beauty" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes