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OK, so what's your recruitor's name? I have brochures I have brochures __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Allan Greenleaf . . . nothing too cool __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

ROBOT BARTENDER A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush?" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

41 when I was 24 __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

How in the hell did you injure your arm to begin with? A nerve graft??? I wasn't even aware that was possible. From what I understood, if the larger nerves are severed, it's amputation time. Then again, I ain't no doctor....... I didn't need a nerve graft but they did take a 12 x 3 piece of skin from my upper left quad to cover the huge freakin' hole left in my lower leg. See...... Yes, the skin graft was by FAR the WORST part of the entire event!!!! I have never been through so much pain as from the skin graft. Mine came of my right hip. Even if nerves are severed they can reattach them with 50% success rate. My was just smashed under the pressure. Really they did a nerve bypass to circumvent the dead part of the nerve and so far it seems to be working well. Original injury was destroyed Radial head and Ulna at the elbow. You might look into having the graft closed some day. It looks a lot nicer, not that I'm vain but it has helped my with self image etc. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thankfully the human body does a great job at staying in tack. Thus the reason people that bounce don't split apart. The down side of that is that it most likely would have been better for me if it did burst open. Then the pressure would have been released. I'm on operation 7 now, where they did a nerve graft from my right leg. See . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

2 days. I ended up with 60lbs of pressure in the arm when they opened it up. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Well if you consider lack of grip function debilitating . . . my doctors waited too long to release the compartment. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nope its Orange CA. Our building is on the landing approach. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Here is mine. 7 Compartment syndrome on the left arm much like Zee’s but my doctors have been working for the past few years to get it the skin graft closed. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I know its been done but this time my desk view is cool. You'll notice that I'm in the landing pattern for John Wayne Airport, so I get to see the planes go by. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's good, really good you could also use "Blue Cross Just Got Dr Amy 2.1 Million" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yeah there could have been better pictures of us, well next time __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

HEY, what about our pic. And I'm not talking about the ones we're forbidden from revealing in public. Here are some of mine. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm up for jumping with anyone, got to make up for two years!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

clicky __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

The right, the young guy in blue, the other guy is my dad __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

It only took 23 screws, 2 rods, 1 metal plate, and a radial head, 11 months of PT, 7 surgeries, 3 serious suicide attempts, 24 months of OT weekly doctors visits and 1 million HMO dollars to make jump 554. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Chris you're no wuss, we all cry every once in a while, no real guy on here can't argue with that. The issue isn't crying, its learning to get over it. When I've got that figured out I'll let you know first. Jason __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Two Blonde Genies A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get it. I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me." __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I've given up skydiving for longer periods than sex and I'd say I miss skydiving more. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think it all depends on the people. One of the coolest guys I dated was 40 when I was 23. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Please, I had my doctor break mine for me. He was even nice enough to not charge my ins for it. Having the rod taken out with pliers was fun too. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

you should have kept this one under raps. I still look too young to buy beer . . . sorry __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

not being able to skydive __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes