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  1. ChileRelleno
    "Your not drunk if you can still hold onto the floor" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Quote______________________I can't talk at all when i'm drunk, cause i'm passed out. As long as your warm and breathing thats all we really care about ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Giggle snort fart,clutching ribs,snort giggle so so true! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Wholly understood,I've had my own "tuberats" and I know just how you feel. thats a good one "tuberats"never heard that one before. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    You only live once,I'M IN! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    There was a young a young girl named Louise, whos cunthair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied the hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze. There was a girl named Molly Brown,they said no man could bed her down, over the hill rode pissed off Pete with 15lbs of swinging meat, he cornered her in the tall green grass and stuck his dick way up her ass, old Molly Brown she cut a fart and blew his dick all apart, over the hill rode pissed off Pete with 15lbs of shattered meat. Out behind the truckstop where nobody goes laid a JB Hunt driver without any clothes, along came a Schneider swinging a chain, down went the zipper and out it came, 3months later it started to swell, 3months after that it looked like hell, 3months later out it came a baldheaded Swift driver in the slowlane. You might have to be a Trucker to really get that one. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    I love my Hornet!Congratulations,that a very nice looking canopy. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Quote__________________The young lady was standing 25ft. from the target. I'd advice in the future to other who might take part in this fun little activity stand where you are once on the ground and view the balloon drops so you could take evasive maneuvers if needed. Where was her canopy,lying on the ground? What was she doing anywhere near the vicinity and why were they dropping objects over a congested area? The people doing the drops/allowing the drops should have cleared the area. This is a serious issue,somebody could have been seriously injured or killed... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  9. ChileRelleno
    Don't experiment when your on final,experiment at altitude on many many jumps with all the different aspects of control. You should be able to feel and see the action/reaction of your control inputs,get comfortable and knowledgable with these then put them to work. Play safely and have fun! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    CONGRATULATIONS! Passing the pysch eval should be the hardest part for a crazy skydiver LOL. Your scanner monitors the CB channels? Next time I'm trucking through your area late at night I'll holler at you. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Thats MR.Silly Trucker to you....I was bored and a little post whoring broke my monotony.BROKEN LEGS SUCK!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    I can land my Hornet 210 loaded at 1.26 with the rear risers.I've practiced this many times at altitude to get a feel for it,the hornet at this loading is very responsive to the rear risers for turns,landing and extending my glide path on a long spot.I do however find the front riser pressure to be a little heavy. You made the right decisions at the right time,dwell on this experince only long enough to learn from it. Remember "WHEN IN DOUBT,WHIP IT OUT!" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    D'oh ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Roll around clutching ribs giggling insanely. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Damn Dave your still awake,I'm not the only insomniac. DAVE!!!Have you been working out,did you get your truck fixed and are you studying?!!!!!!Consider yourself YELLED At!!!!!! Bear is kinda greasy but good. A new bearskin rug and a really cool necklace of bearteeth and claws sounds good to me. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Quote________________There are no winners here. Your joking right? Dad should have let the bear kill his son or himself when the bear charged? Dad and son are both alive,sounds like a win win situation to me! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Why in your opinion would the reflex H/C have caused or contributed to this malfunction? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Dave where did you find the color designer for pisa,and how do you attach it to the post? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Every Dads a hero,some just more than others. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    OH DEAR ME! I seem to have offended someone,TUFFSHIT!No really I tried to go back and change before you even piped up but I can't figure out how to edit it. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  21. ChileRelleno
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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    New Guy

    ChileRelleno replied to SanDiegoRW's topic in The Bonfire

    Freeflir29 is also known as Clay he is an INFAMOUS character here so watch out for him and his sheep,He REALLY likes sheep if you know what I mean,he even has velcro gloves. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    New Guy

    ChileRelleno replied to SanDiegoRW's topic in The Bonfire

    Consider yourself harassed SDRW,I'm originally from SD and a Navy Brat who trained in SD back in 94.WELCOME to Skydiving and DZ.com. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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    Crash...

    ChileRelleno replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire

    IN REPLY_______I don't get this at all. Why does the government have to fuck you over on your misfortune. REVENUE$$$MONEY$$$ITS NOT A MATTER OF SAFETY, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  25. ChileRelleno
    since when is beer drinking a Discipline?,OH! thats right,when you tell yourself "I only have one beer". ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868