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Pop, you need to come to Eloy. I'll even bring my crack pipe if you want. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

That's it, I'm making my own dz.com t. I have to go hit the crafts store (ok more like the sewing section at Wal Mart) for buckles and webbing for my BDU pants anyway. Is it copyrighted or anything? Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Why isn't there a baby t? Or a stretchy tank top? Or anything smaller than a heavyweight medium size regular t-shirt? I'm just wondering...and I might point out that boobies look better in any of the ones I suggested... A deep thought by Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Quote i threw 2 dozen kittens off of a bridge. I still am not allowed with in 500 ft of her! HAHAHA, this is a joke, we all know there are better ways to kill kittens I don't like you anymore. You're mean. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Yes, I think it has something to do with the voices in my head. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Wow, I'm older. You might not have to worry about your drive but you keep telling us 20-somethings we're old and you're not going to get laid. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I'm from Hawaii and I'm taking over. Its still night, so good evening to all my sexy non-American skydiving companions. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that! 's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him." Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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Wow, someone has trained this boy WELL. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I bought my Cypres and my reserve from him, before the website was up. I got a kickass deal on both and they were exactly as described. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

No, we just pretend to be nice and then tactfully go off and hide. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

You poor thing, I'll come keep you warm. Dan's a cuddly guy I'm sure he'll help too. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Its interesting. I'm actually kind of bored being unemployed. I'm going to go be a stripper I think or maybe just a cocktail waitress in a strip club. I have to kill a few months before I start massage therapy school and a few years until I can get any kind of instructor certifications (skydiving type). I've been trying to figure out what would make me really and truly happy and it seems to be skydiving. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

My first skydiving t-shirt ever, BEEEEEEEEEEEEER! YEAYYYYYY! This just made my busy, umeployed day. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

nws1 is my hero because he hijacked this thread in 3 seconds flat. usmcdannyboy is my other hero because he cooks and washes dishes. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I haven't been posting long, despite my "old hand" title, but Viking has gotten way more interesting the last few weeks. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Hey, done, how bout that? I hope you're a freak Nathan, nice guys don't really do it for me. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

ROFLMAO. Did I mention I'm a virgin and saving myself for my 3rd husband? Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

I am SORE. I don't know if its from that helicopter imitation I do when I'm trying to get into a sit, or from bracing my feet on the floor of the King Air to keep from sliding forward, or from any of the more interesting things I did this weekend but I HURT. Anyone want to come rub my sore legs? Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Nudity ROCKS. I packed in a teeny bikini Saturday because it was like a sauna and it was still too much. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Running away, screaming in terror...... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

Hawaii, but I'm from NC so I'll probably get out there at some point. Its good to know I'll be ready Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

ROFL....oh...my.....this is going to be fun. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

AD, I kinda like you, and I wouldn't want to subject you to my pack jobs as I am a novice, even if I can make my Sabre open sweeeeeeeet. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....