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  1. Shotgun
    I resemble that remark. That was the exact thought that I had when I read that. Though I seem to have myself trained fairly well now not do anything too obnoxious online when the assmonkey is loose. Most of the time. (Hmm, but as I'm previewing my post, I'm looking at that stupid avatar that some drunk Keely put on here last night and I haven't bothered to change yet. )
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    I found out about ratemyprofessors.com from here (I think it was Nightingale who mentioned it), and that has a been a great piece of info. I was able to choose all of my professors this semester from ratings on that website, and I love all of them. I was also able to rate one really lousy professor that I had last semester and write a description of just how bad she was, so that at least allowed me to feel like I had done something to warn other students about her. Anyhow, thanks dz.com and Nightingale (I think).
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    I hardly ever wear makeup, so I can't remember for sure, but it does seem like they told me not to wear any for a while.
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    Bring it on.
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    I was just sitting here wondering if people really ask such questions, because I never have. (I try not to ask questions that will cause people to either lie to me or tell me something that I don't really want the answer to)... So I decided to go ask Rich if the pants I'm wearing make my ass look fat, just to see what he would say... And he said no, that my ass and the cheeseburger I ate last night are what makes my ass look fat.
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    I think that Rich and I will be in L.A. this Saturday... I was wondering if any of you L.A. peeps would be around and if you might want to get together for dinner or something?
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    Let's see... I get the impression that you are a man, and... well, that's probably what is wrong with you. Not much you can do about it though, other than a bit of surgery and hormone treatments. Good luck, dude.
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    BITE YOUR TONGUE! The FSM is the one who put the 'evidence' to fool the scientists. Silly fools! Dude, FSM is just total BS made up by those damned Italian Nazis. Now if you want to start talking about the Flying Cheeseburger Monster, I might be willing to listen...
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    Out of curiosity (not because I would want to donate), I just had a look at an egg donor website, and I thought that this was interesting: I'm not too concerned about supporting people who seem to want a child so badly, yet they'll want to choose them based on things like SAT scores and attractiveness. (It also mentioned on their website that the donors need to be attractive.) There are lots of non-perfect children in the world that need good homes (for people who really want a child so badly). But I'm sure that there are plenty of people who are happy to receive eggs from any healthy donor, and I think that health is one of the few reasonable traits that they should expect if they really want a child. If those other things are overly important to them, then perhaps they don't really need to be parents anyway. Edited to say: If I did have any desire to be an egg donor, I would most defintely want to screen the people who would be receiving them to make sure that they were worthy.
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    I don't think that it's ethically wrong, but I also don't think that I would want to donate my own eggs. Not that anyone would want mine anyway... I think that mental stability is one of the basic traits that they look for in donors.
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    Nice! Sounds like a great trip. I'm jealous! And now I have this picture as my background.
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    That's sad... I thought everyone knew that God put 'evidence' of dinosaurs here just to test our faith.
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    Not all marijuana comes from violent drug trafficking rings; in fact, a lot of it doesn't. And any violence that does happen to come from the trafficking of marijuana, I would blame on those who choose to keep it illegal. And just for the record, I am personally not pulling any triggers directly or indirectly (since you seem to be assuming that I buy illegal drugs myself).
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    I think that owning any amount of weed (for personal consumption) is less serious than any kind of traffic infractions. When you're driving a vehicle, you are putting other people's lives and property in danger. When you're smoking weed, you're putting only your own life in danger.
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    Congratulations, Rosa!
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    Jobs??? You mean we can get paid to kill kittens??? Why has no one told me this??? Oh wait, are we talking about the kind of jobs that involve webcams? I guess I knew about those, but I'm a little too shy for that career.
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    When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed with a word she can get what she came for... Just seeing the thread title, I started singing it before even opening it... I wish I still knew how to play that on my guitar, if only to go into music stores and play it while trying out a new guitar.
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    No, you should make something up as an answer and write an intelligent-sounding response with a tone of authority on whatever the subject is. Isn't that what everyone else does???
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    Kids should be taught the science of how babies are made and how diseases can be transmitted sexually. In most cases, they are going to get a better education about this from a qualified teacher than from their parents. No matter what your religious beliefs are, pregnancy and STD's are real, and I don't think that there is much of an argument about that. So that makes teaching sex education a bit different than teaching creationism.
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    Are you not able to read the label? Eat GrapeNuts too. And make sure that you drink lots of fluids. Lots of fiber can actually keep you from pooping if you don't have enough fluids to go along with it. Also, it's better to increase your fiber intake slowly than to suddenly eat tons of it. Trust me, I'm wearing a little vinyl nurse hat as I type this.
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    Hey, I'm trying to look like an asshole Texas-bashing Californian. Don't go blowing my cover, man.
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    But it's so much fun. In fact, it is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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    That's how my cat Iggy gets high (well, that and catnip). He jumps up on one of our office chairs and we spin him around while he holds on with his claws. Then when it stops he sits there moving his head rapidly side to side for a bit. He loves it... Except this one time when Rich spun him a little too much and he went running sideways down the hall and hid under the bed for awhile. Seeing a cat run sideways is quite bizarre... So now we're a little more careful about the dosage of spinning that we give him.
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    Ah, that explains a lot.
  25. Shotgun
    Don't be such a tease.