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    Is this some guy you are stalking ? We don't take kindly to that s*** aroun' here.
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    Uh-oh....I'm getting a sinking feeling that I just volunteered to be a guinea pig of some sort.... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Is anyone interested in seeing / playing / doing / acting out the "Lancaster Bomber" skit / thing / re-enactment / play ? I don't know what to call it, because I've never experienced it. Lisa says she'll run it if we express an interest, or beg her, or ply her with cabana boys.
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    Willem would probably love to get over your ass. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    She's been teaching him how to be humorous -- he has already advanced to "Slightly Funny, at Times." Y'all haven't left for Florida yet ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Impressive ! Even more impressive is the fact you got her to fly on her belly...
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    That was good. Has Sunny been training you ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    So NOW I know where Jessica got to....she's ovbviously invaded your body, and taken over your personality. Fight her, Sunny....you can overcome this.
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    PLFKING replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire

    (..officially laughing my ass off now...) Hey Will ! Can't wait to jump with you in Eloy.....I've always wanted to see eastern New Mexico. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    "Hellow, Mr. Kettle ? This is the operator....I have a long distance collect phone call from Ms. Pot. Will you accept charges from Deland, Florida ?" ***Yo, Lisa, have you ever met Don in person? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup, at WFFC. He brought the giant Cheez Nips. He promised not to bring giant Cheez Nips this weekend. After seeing your VERY creative use of them in Rantoul, I've decided to bring some to Sebastian. I don't think it's fair to deny the Sebastian folks a glimpse of Lisa's artistic talents with food products.
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    That's a talented group.....how are they managing to stand on the wall like that ? Must have been ONE HELL of a party !
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    Or, because you're a man (and i use that term loosely...) I've only met Sangiro once, but he didn't seem to be a fool. If I had a secret, isolated, underground dungeon, and dominion over some toothsome moderator wenches.... I sure wouldn't be inviting the guys over to watch the ball game on my big screen, if ya know what I mean. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Claratin is an OTC cold and flu med. If you'd get your head out of that elk's ass, you'd know things like this. (....hoser...) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I'm dissappointed ....when I saw the title, I thought it was about embarrassing Seth. Carry on. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I think ONE VENTRICLE of my heart could handle both of you.......y'all seem like lightweights to me. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    My male mind translates this as......a threesome ! Thanks, Andrea -- you REALLY know how to entertain a houseguest.
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    That doesn't scare me. I like powdered doughnuts, in moderation. But just to be safe, I'm going to leave your name and address with my lawyer before I head down that way.
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    I have another proposal.....if I bring paper plates, forks, and spoons......can I go beyond just teasing, and actually try to make Andrea cry ?
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    So what IS ol' Spectre230 doing nowadays ? Vodka and cigars with the Russian General Secretary ?
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    Jeez ! That's outrageous ! What kind of asshole rat-bastard do you work for, anyways ??!!? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That was .....especially for a Canadian. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Thought to be the original carrier of HIV. I think he was French, wasn't he, Remmie ?
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    This is the first post of Bill's that I've actually understood.
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    I always take a sheet, cut out holes for head and arms, then label it "Worst-Case Example of Nuclear / Embryonic Experimentation".