PLFKING

It was funnier the first time. Speedo Day at Byron

Don't mention it to him, but Mussina's perfect through 6.... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Not only turned to 10, but the windows get rolled up too. Goin' Down by Jeff Beck Ain't Superstitious by Faces Can you slide over a little, Jim ? I think there's enough room on this Triassic bench for both of us.

I would've liked to, 'cause I knew that would be a good game.....but there was a much more important event happening in the world today. Michigan 27, Minnesota 24.

Damn....OSU loses, and all the Buckeyes start crying. But I do agree with one thing you said....you ARE a cancer. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You would have won.

6'1".....still trying to figure out how to shrink down to 5'5" for the Cessna loads. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

A few more classics from a classic.... "I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'" --- "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother." --- "When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream." --- "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'" --- "When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up." --- "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." --- "When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me." --- "When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's." --- "With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet." --- "With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it." "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Good on ya, Dave.....good luck with your studies. Going to OSU ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Well. isn't that special....Jessica has morphed herself into a "Slappie." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Okay.....that retort shows great wit, and is actually pretty funny. Did Seth help you with that ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

My given name was Patrick Leahy Francis King....I changed it during my college years. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

What a cool story. Our guys can NEVER hear that too often. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

1/8 Chinese, 1/4 Italian....which means I'm smart as hell, AND a great lover. My ancestry has been traced back to the Shang Dynasty, 2nd Dynasty of China.....warlords who ruled from approx. 1700-1000 BC., and originators of the Chinese language. Shang means "god-like" or "ruler-like"....all modesty aside, everyone I've met has told me they agree with that sentiment. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Correction....Giant Chocolate-Covered Cheeze-Its. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I know how much you hated it up there (can't blame you...it IS Ohio...).....congrats on getting back to the home flock !

What about using her as a couch ? Does that count ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You forgot Blondie. She and Cookie in those tight blouses are worth the price of the Sunday paper all by themselves. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I'd have to agree with Bill on this one. One night, I rushed out of the house naked to kill a noisy python, and almost made the same tragic mistake. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

A view of my backyard....all the rain this year has really taken its toll. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

She was THE first. And also a huge influence to me when I was purchasing my first canopy.....given what I wanted to start with, and what she recommended, she probably saved me a broken bone or two. A heartfelt thanks for everything, Leees. Good luck on this next phase of your life.

1) Looks super-cool when you do it. 2) Supports the hard-working tobacco farmers. 3) In case of a toy emergency, an un-lit cigarette will entertain a toddler for at least 15 minutes. 4) You always have a lighter , in case you get stranded somewhere and have to light a fire, or an M-80. 5) Can be used as an emergency tampon. 6) Gives 1950s-era hooligans something to roll up in the t-shirt sleeve (this practice has pretty much faded away). 7) Is a pre-requisite before moving on to hard drugs (according to some researchers). 8) Provides the minimum daily requirements for tar in your diet. Why would anyone NOT smoke ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Wait a minute....are you calling me a vindictive evil prick ? It's more humane than using my Colt, my Ruger, or my Mossberg. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Speaking of that.....what is it with cats and BB guns ? My neighbor has 2 that sneak through my yard and kill the cute little bunny rabbits in the pasture behind my house.....so I tend to pop them when I see them around. When the BB hits them, they jump about a foot into the air, then run like hell back to their house. What's up with that ? Are cats allergic to zinc-plated steel ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Sitting here in mocs, jeans, and nothing else.....after-dinner beer in one hand and a j in the other, watching a BASE video and getting pumped up about my first one at BD this year.