jumpy

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  1. you could have like the ultimate adventure pack...swim with the dolphins...dive the coral reef...jump out of a plane...and hey for a little extra you could arrange for the dolphin to jump outa the plane as well lol
  2. an easy way to make to make them not take the phone everywere they go is to buy them the ugliest bulkiest phone you can find..and then there only gonna take it out when you make them or might even turn off the idea all togethor lol
  3. "Dont knock on deaths door,ring the bell and run away.........he hates that" ahhh the good old days of nick nocking..how good it was to be a kid lol
  4. According to my phone the word of the day is: Barathrum - A person who eats like they were a bottomless pit. (i can't beleive i just spent money on that thinking it might be funny!!! lol)
  5. jumpy

    Funny thing...

    ahahahaha! classic stuff
  6. That is the most asshole thing anyone can do in my opinion. I understand that your opinion may be clouded in a situation like this were a loved one dies but if i'm to understand it the one who is sueing was on the helicopter? He MUST understand that it was nobodys fault but the dudes own (i'm sorry if that is not the right thing to say) but its true. You can't just spoil something for everyone else because you want revenge. I personally would never sue a skydiver or a skydiving club unless whatever happened was actually there fault because i like ALMOST everyone else understands that this sport is dangerous and i'm participating at my own risk because i enjoy it more then anything else
  7. a real hot shower followed by a real stong coffee (unfortunately the only place on my way to school is a 7-11 and that ain't the nicest coffee so i gotta make my own)
  8. jumpy

    $1,000,000

    Jump the dude with the suitcase full of money "Snatch and RUNNNNN"
  9. jumpy

    What did he do?

    I didn't think it was mandatory for people to belong to the USPA in america or is that just clubs?
  10. I was thinking of a big hole in the back middle for a little bit extra speed lol
  11. I strongly feel Oz should be a fully enfranchised satellite state, and am fully prepared to fight any small country we can overrun before the Friends season premiere this Thursday to support that belief. ahh crap i don't wanna have to start talking in one of those stupid sounding american accents
  12. I have some nice strategically placed glass stains on the knee's and one on the right waist as well but thats about it I put them there on purpose of course.......
  13. that kinda thing happened here in Australia a couple of years ago..the cops unleashed the dogs and the dude knifed one of em and almost killed it. i think he was charged with attemped murder of a police officer and probably got into some crap with animal cruelty laws as well which i personally have no problem with. if some dudes threatening people with a knife in my opinion he deserves to get his leg chewed off
  14. Could someone please explain to me why a tailgate in a plane is unsafe? or is it only in play when your jumping out of the plane like something to do with the relative wind or something...
  15. lol..funny stuff This is a story my dad tells about my sister when she was about 5: My sisters holding grandma's ring and grandma goes... Grandma: You know that'll be yours when i'm gone Georgina *The cogs in little girls head can be seen turning* Georgina: Your getting pretty old aren't you grandma?!?
  16. You could always invert the plane just on jump run come to think of it that might be kinda fun!! lol
  17. damn that sounds funny....ain't it great getting paid to do nothing though
  18. Ahh those damn FBI agents..concerning themselves with things that have nothing to do with..you know national security and all that lol
  19. no no no...you don't dress up before you get there you knock out the 'real' pilots...walk behind something and appear maraculously a second later wearing there uniforms....it works in cartoons so i dont' see why it wouldn't work in real life lol
  20. Maintenance!? On a jump-plane!? Where the hell do you jump!? FallRate bah who needs maintenance on a jump plane? it can't be that hard...a nut here a bolt there and then you get all of those cool looking paper weights that just don't seem to fit anywere when your done
  21. that is one crazy bastard!! But damn it makes for some sweet video
  22. Who ever would have thought that learning actually could be fun lol
  23. This is very good advice! I still needa get the hang of this myself...whenever i do do it i have perfect toe touch landings and if i look straight down i flare way to high... Don't be to worried though...make sure you listen to the TA (dude on the other end of the radio) because they really know what there talking about