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http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf Cute but wierd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

2 piercings - both left ear 1 tat (its 3 seperate pieces...) on the back, looking to get another one... something skydiving related ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

I would say that your boss sucks... my boss also sucks since he has made sure that I will be trapped in my apartment that entire week... I hate being on call. No snowboarding or skydiving that entire week! Don't worry, there will be more boogies for you to go to

Texas??? Ahhh you mean "Baja Oklahoma" right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

It should be noted that the nutritional value of Ramen is not the best... I heard of someone getting scurvy from only eating that stuff... so be sure to get some vitamins to take . Mac and Cheese was always a good cheap meal too! Don't forget that bread and bologna can go a long ways for pretty cheap. Saving money sucks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

I called in sick today... slept in late... checked the mail (finally got my A license YAHHHOOO). Now I'm doing a lot of laundry and watching Survivor... I know its not that exciting... but it's been a nice relaxing day. Hopefully its too cold outside for all the little devils to get into too much mischief ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

After talking to HR today and trying to fight the fact that my management is blocking me from taking another job within the company I swear I am ready to pull silver on this place. HR says that even though they don't think what my managers are doing is good business practice, they are not willing to pursue it. According to them, the economy is dictating the behaviors of the managers. Sounds to me like the ethics of the company shifts with the economy... Good economy = high ethics... Bad economy = do whatever you want. I wouldn't rant like this, but Motorola really puts themselves out as a highly ethical company. Its amazing the crap we have to put up with to get a paycheck! ____________________________________________ Legal disclaimer - the above is my opinion only and is not meant to be a statement of absolute fact. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

I'm just waiting for it to get deep enough so that all my landings will be stand ups Going to be interesting to see which wins out more often this year... snowboarding or skydiving... Damn I wish dropzones did season passes

http://content.health.msn.com/content/article/1685.53555 Funny how many times they mention skydiving ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Tandems Free Flying takes a second though ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Give Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series a shot. 10 books out so far and more to come. You can do a general search on the Web and find lots of fan sites, etc. A shorter but still good series is Tom Clancy's "Net Force". Alan Dean Foster's "Spellsinger" series... pretty funny stuff, but a good story line. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Saw this one in Bonita Springs, FL. A bait and tackle store called "Master Baits" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Now, now, they aren't anti-social, just A-social... your either one of them or your not Some dz's have more assholes in them than a hotdog... Actually, I've had mostly great experiences with everyone up there. Some are a bit frigid, but most will talk to ya and give you their time and advice... even to a newbie like me. Don't forget... it is the "Republic of Boulder" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Sweet rig! I'm Jealous ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

On call all weekend... can't be more than 10 mins away from computer access... No jumps for me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Hell, I'd vote for him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

There once was a lady from Arden who sucked off a man in a garden. He said, "My dear Flo, Where does all that stuff go?" and she said " (swallowing hard) - I beg pardon?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a terrible start. For down by his rump, was a sizable lump, of what should have been just a fart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

[font "Arial"]Her bush was a true work of art; It was coiffed in the shape of a heart. And just out of sight Was another delight, A twat with the taste of a tart![/font] [font "Arial"][/font] [font "Arial"] [/font] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

A friend sent it to me... Sounds logical though... but it they could be full of it too ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

[font "Arial"]Ever wonder where the word SHIT comes from? Well, here it is: Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.[/font] It could be true... who knows? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

the sexual time line of L.A. From the founding of the Pueblo of Los Angeles in 1781 to the brief stint of part-time cross-dresser Dennis Rodman with the bakers in 1999, we Angelenos have devoted a good portion of our free time (and a fair amount of our working hours) to sexual matters. When we're not doing it, we're thinking about it. And our most memorable sex has been spiced with aphrodisiacs like drugs, booze, video cameras, money on the bureau--and murder. Who sags we're angels? OCTOBER 10, 1771 A Gabrielleno tribal chief seeks revenge for the rape of his wife by a Spaniard and is killed by soldiers from the San Gabriel Mission. The incident angers colonizers and sparks an era of forced conversions to Catholicism. CIRCA 1784 San Gabriel Mission officials complain of preoccupation of Angelenos with "fast horses, strong drink and loose women." 1836 Census data indicates that of the 250 "non-Indian" women in L.A., 15 are mala vida--i.e., prostitutes. MARCH 26, 1836 Angeleno Domingo Felix is shot dead by renegade Gervasio Alipas, who had stolen Felix's wife. Two weeks later, citizens form California's first vigilance committee, and the murderous adulterers are executed AUGUST 13, 1846 Major John C. Fremont leads federal troops into L.A. to reassert U.S. claim to the town. Most of the soldiers spend their evenings in the Pueblito, a brothel district east of the river. NOVEMBER 1847 Military and city officials order the Pueblito razed. MARCH 11, 1849 In a letter to a friend, physician John S. Griffin writes of L.A.: "Gambling, drinking and whoring are the only occupations." 1853 During gold rush fever, the first of many shiploads of prostitutes from San Francisco disembarks at San Pedro. MAY 27, 1874 Prostitution is outlawed in L.A.'s central business district. AUGUST 1891 Pearl Morton, madam of the most upscale brothel in L.A., moves into an elegant parlor house that once was home to the L.A. Superior Court. AUGUST 17, 1892 Mae West is born. 1897 La Fiesta de Los Angeles Souvenir Sporting Guide invites gentlemen to experience the hula dance at Madame Bolanger's Octoroon brothel. 1909 L.A. mayor Arthur Harper resigns amid exposes of his red-light-district visits. Prostitution is outlawed in L.A. SEPTEMBER 5, 1921 Silent film star Fatty Arbuckle lures starlet Virginia Rappe into his room and purportedly rapes her with a bottle. She lapses into a coma and dies four days later. After three trials Arbuckle is acquitted. 1922 Movie-morals czar Will Hays be comes president of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America and later publishes a "doom book" of 117 stars deemed "unsafe" because of their promiscuous private lives. NOVEMBER 16, 1924 Film producer Thomas Ince boards William Randolph Hearst's yacht Oneida for a birthday party in his honor. According to legend, he is soon caught in bed with Hearst's mistress Marion Davies and shot dead The coroner's report lists the cause of death as a heart attack. MAY 18, 1926 Foursquare Gospel Church evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson vanishes for several weeks and mysteriously reappears. It is later discovered that she was having a tryst with radio station operator Kenneth Ormiston. 1927 Rumors circulate about actress Clara Bow having marathon sex with the entire USC football team-including tackle John Wayne--during weekend parties at her Beverly Hills home. AUGUST 9, 1929 Theater mogul Alexander Pantages is convicted of raping a young woman in a mop closet. His conviction is later overturned. 1931 Hollywood newcomer Marlene Dietrich has a rumored lesbian affair with Spanish Mercedes de Acosta. SEPTEMBER 5, 1932 Actress Harlow's husband Paul Bern commits suicide two months after wedding. Rumors circulate that suffered erectile dysfunction and had attempted intercourse with an artificial phallus. APRIL 1935 The private diary of actress Mary Astor; in which she detailed her torrid affair with playwright George S. Kaufman, is discovered by Astor's husband, L.A. physician Franklyn Thorpe. During the ensuing divorce trial, Thorpe's lawyers read diary excerpts; the judge orders the diary burned. 1936 Unmarried actress Loretta Young goes into hiding and gives birth to a daughter, Judy Lewis. The girl learns that her father is Clark Gable. 1939 Joan Crawford abruptly ends her six-month affair with 17-year-old Jackie Cooper, telling the former Little "Put it out of your mind. It never happened." CIRCA 1940 During a production number with Cesar Carmen Miranda is lifted in the air and shocks onlookers--she is wearing nothing under her skirt. JANUARY 16, 1940 Lee Francis, considered Hollywood's classiest madam, is arrested for running a brothel in a large apartment on Sunset Boulevard. 1943 Howard Hughes designs Jane Russell's bra for The Outlaw. 1943 Teen actress Joan Barry files and wins a paternity suit against Charlie Chaplin. The same year; Chaplin marries 17-year-old Oona O'Neill. JANUARY 12, 1943 Police remove actress Frances Farmer, naked and deranged, from the Knickerbocker Hotel. On the arrest record, she states her occupation "c--sucker." FEBRUARY 6, 1943 Errol Flynn is acquitted of the statutory rape of two teenage girls. The incident spawns the expression "in like Flynn." JANUARY 15, 1947 The vivisected, sexually tortured body Elizabeth Short--dubbed the Black Dahlia by the media because of her jet black hair--is found in an empty lot in Southwest L.A. The case remains unsolved. 1950 The Mattachine Society, a group supporting Progressive party presidential candidate Henry Wallace, becomes the first organized gay movement in the nation. 1951 Stripper Lili St. Cyr is arrested for lewdness during a performance at Ciro's nightclub. 1951 Producer Walter Wanger shoots agent Jennings Lang, who represented Wanger's wife Joan Bennett, in the groin. 1952 L.A.-based One, Incorporated becomes the first gay magazine in the nation. 1952 The tabloid Hollywood Confidential, a newspaper whose researchers included call girls hired to "rattle, prattle and tattle," hits the newsstands. 1960 The nation's first transvestite club is organized in L.A. 1961 Marilyn Monroe has a rendezvous with JFK at actor Peter Lawford's Santa Monica beach house. AUGUST 5, 1962 Marilyn Monroe dies, purportedly of a drug overdose. 1967 L.A. is the site of the nation's first gay parade. MARCH 1967 The Pussycat Theater--flagship of the porn-movie-house chain--opens downtown at 5th and Hill streets. JULY 1, 1967 Pamela Denise Anderson is born. 1968 Russ Meyer's soft-core flick Vixen is made for $72,000 and grosses more than $10 million. MAY 5, 1968 East of Eden actor Albert Dekker is found dead in the bathtub of his Hollywood apartment hanging by the neck and wearing silk lingerie. 1971 The Gay Women's Service Center opens. 1971 Hugh Hefner purchases the Arthur Letts Jr. estate in Holmby Hills for just over $1 million and rechristens it Playboy Mansion West. OCTOBER 14, 1972 Last Tango in Paris is criticized for being too raunchy and receives a X rating. JULY 23, 1973 Monica Samille Lewinsky is born. 1976 Larry Flynt begins moving his Hustler empire from the Midwest to L.A. MARCH 11, 1977 Polish director Roman Polanski has sex with a 13-year-old girl at the home of Jack Nicholson. Charged with statutory rape, Polanski jumps bail and flees to Europe. 1978 The Pleasure Chest opens in West Hollywood. 1981 L.A. physician Michael (Gottlieb diagnoses the first L.A. case of AIDS. The same year, AIDS Project Los Angeles is founded. 1981 In the movie S.O.B., Julie Andrews does her first and only topless scene. 1982 Sex Addicts Anonymous opens its first L.A. chapter. MARCH 15, 1982 In the lust well-publicized celebrity-stalker incident, actress Theresa Saldana is stabbed outside her West Hollywood apartment. APRIL, 18, 1982 LAPD traffic officer Norma Jean Almodovar quits her job to become a call girl and an activist for prostitutes' rights. 1984 Radio station KROQ debuts its evening call-in show Loveline. Most callers are under 21; frequent topics include penis size group sex. OCTOBER 2, 1985 Rock Hudson becomes the first major Hollywood celebrity to die of AIDS. MARCH 13, 1988 John Holmes, who appeared in more than 2,200 porn films, dies of AIDS. He had maintained he contracted the disease through IV drug use, not unprotected sex with (by his own estimate) 14,000 women--and a few men. JULY 17, 1988 Rob Lowe has videotaped sex with an underage girl. 1989 Monica Lewinsky is admitted to the eating disorder unit at the Rader Clinic in Culver City. JULY 1, 1989 Bachelor nonpareil Hugh Hefner, 63, weds 1989 Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad, 26. SEPTEMBER 22, 1989 Baywatch debuts. 1991 Monica Lewinsky graduates from Bel-Air Prep School and gives the graduation speech. NOVEMBER 7, 1991 L.A. Laker Magic Johnson announces he is HIV-positive. MARCH 12, 1992 Hollywood lothario Warren Beatty marries actress Annette Bening. DECEMBER 1992 Monica Lewinsky loses her virginity to Andy Bleiler, a married drama technician at Beverly Hills High School who is several years her senior. AUGUST 24, 1993 Police confirm an investigation of Michael Jackson for possible child molestation at his Neverland Ranch. 1994 Club guru James Stone stages the first Fetish Ball. JULY 11, 1994 Porn starlet Savannah wrecks her sports car, bruising her nose. Despondent over the unsightly injury---and mounting debts--she kills herself. 1995 The new Sexual Recovery Institute estimates that 5 to 8 percent of Angelenos are addicted to sex. JUNE 27, 1995 British actor Hugh Grant is arrested on Sunset Boulevard after receiving oral sex from prostitute Divine Brown in the front seat of his BMW. JULY 20, 1995 Actor Charlie Sheen testifies at the trial of Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. He had spent more than $53,000 for 27 "dates." CIRCA 1996 The Van Nuys-based charter service Mile High Adventures begins offering private flights on which, for $450, couples can have sex at 5,280 feet. 1996 You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again, a sexual scorecard "written" by four high-priced call girls, claims to out kinky celebrity clients like producer Robert Evans. JANUARY 1996 A home video graphically depicting Pamela Lee and her rocker husband Tommy having sex--not to mention him steering a boat with his penis--is stolen from the couple's Malibu home and distributed via the Internet to millions of viewers nationwide. MARCH 13-17, 1997 L.A. hosts the first International Conference on Prostitution. APRIL, 50, 1997 In an episode of the ABC sitcom Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres's character admits she is a lesbian. MAY 2, 1997 LAPD officers discover Eddie Murphy in the company of a transvestite prostitute named Atisone Seiuli. Murphy claims he was merely giving Seiuli a ride and is not charged. APRIL, 7, 1998 George Michael is arrested after exposing himself to an undercover vice officer in a public park bathroom in Beverly Hills. JULY 1998 Two unemployed L.A. actors pose as teenagers offering to netcast their first sexual encounter. Days before the event, the hoax is uncovered. NOVEMBER 14, 1998 Famous rebounder, women's clothing aficionado and soon-to-be L.A. Laker Dennis Rodman marries model-actress Carmen Electra. DECEMBER 3, 1998 Larry Flynt opens a Hustler superstore on the Sunset Strip. Customers can browse through erotic videos, lingerie and sex toys. 1999 Sex Addicts Anonymous numbers 50 registered groups in the L.A. area--10 percent of the national total. FEBRUARY 6, 1999 During the filming of The World's Biggest Gang-Bang 3, porn star Houston purportedly has 620 sexual encounters. FEBRUARY 23, 1999 Dennis Rodman joins the Lakers. MARCH 21, 1999 Weeks after telling Barbara Walters--and an estimated 70 million TV viewers--that phone sex with President Clinton was "fun," Monica Lewinsky is the featured attraction at the Vanity Fair post-Oscars party. APRIL 15, 1999 The Lakers release Dennis Rodman. [font "Times New Roman"] [/font] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

Did anyone see the 2 ladies from harvard do their tandem? That one chick was a nightmare passenger... kicking and making them unstable as hell just out of the door... what a laugh! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

C) with a mix of B I love to hate my job ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"

I know, I know, I know... I was waiting to throw an extra 20 or so on there... maybe by next spring eh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing"