kansasskydiver

ok I'm late coming but I just never read it when I was out of the country. I have a couple breakup stories that are worth a laugh but I'll share my favorite: Met a girl my senior year HS when she was a sophmore. We talked over the summer and then towards the end we finally hooked up. Her parents wouldn't let her come and visit me at college so I drove home every weekend and worked. We worked together and spent the weekends together. I did this for 2 years, every weekend, never spent a weekend except for the weekend before finals on campus. Then after she graduated from HS I helped her fullfil one of her dreams of seeing theh ocean and the sunset on the beach. I couldn't make it with her to Cali because of a trip with my family coming up from Brazil so I called a friend and asked me to pick her up show her around etc. So we took our trips at the same time and then were going to meet back up in the airport on the way back thru and go home. During the trip I called and she kinda just was being more and more distant, more and more like my friend, addapting to his ways etc. Finally one night I went down to the corner from the hotel and used the payphone. I called her in her hotel room and my friend answered the phone: "Hey dude is ________ there?" "Yeah. Honey it's for you..." the rest of the story you can figure out on your own. She didn't return to the airport on teh way back thru. He moved to Kansas from Cali. They married a year later and now have a 6month old kid. Haven't spoken to either of them since that night. What goes around comes around though...She lost her job, has a kid, he spent all their money and so the story goes they're living in the gheto now and she's trying to run a home daycare. Moral of the story, don't trust your friends, they'll always stab you in the back.

i think it's buy one booby get the other free you'd have to take a vacation to brasil though (twist your arm) but yep we do it. I think it's R$5000 so about U$1500 for the procedure.

well save me a spot to pop my tent up somewhere decent please.

Was it crossbraced, tri cell?

My aunt is a plastic surgeon and she works at my parents clinic. Buy one get one free I hear is the going especial this month. I'm designing the site at the momment so it's not up, but a preview can be seen if anyone wants.

What altitude was she at? Sea level or above? Was it cold or hot out? Were the air molecule rarified (for anyone who has seen tandem surfing)

damn that was harsh dude.

i always got stuck in the forest and could never figure out what to do with the ants...

oh sorry, i'll just stay with kreg and dove then

That's the one!! Middle of the night? I'm sure Skymonkeyone and I will still be up drinking like Vikings! I still have to visit a porn shop and find an inflateable sheep. Do I need to find another place to crash so you and your sheep can have privacy???? You can crash with us Casie. I've got a big tent, 8 people or something fit (4 skydivers though lol) Me and Superwoman will be sharing it and we can make room if Kreg is being busy And I have a couple helmet cams we can run around the dz filming so we don't drop the cameras hahah Do I need to find another place to crash so you and your sheep can have privacy????

heheh atleast they're picking on you and not the drunk who sees pink dolphins

Yep I'm in the same boat. We're leaving Wednesday afternoon from Kansas and making the 14 hour drive down. We'll probably make a couple jumps on Thursday and then jump all day Friday and Saturday then Sunday if we're not hung over hehe

Yeah sure and pink monkeys might fly out of my ass. geez now if THAT happens I'll have to have video to believe it.

Thanks for sharing. I 2 family members, my roommate and 2 friends over there with you right now and I could relate to everything you were saying in your message from from the stories I've heard from them. Blue skies and thank you for your work. We do all appreciate it Chris

You wouldn't be so lucky

ahh here these should keep people happy for awhile

I was drunk last night, not high, and still no one believes me. Geez!!!

later that night I started talking about pink dolphins, but no one believed me and I got upset. Then everyone left and I had to find them myself. Check my post about pink dolphins for proof

After being laughed at in the pub because no one believes that I saw pink dolphins in the Amazon, they do really exist. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/12/1217_021217_tvrainforest.html http://www.isptr-pard.org/dolphin.html Anyone else know of them and care to back me up lol

is this is? http://movies.flabber.nl/Madonna.wannabe/

Superwoman, myself and another dude are coming down Wed night!!!!!!!

It doesn't descibe really but my motivation song that I listened to was MxPx Middlename If you know MxPx then you'll understand the song

Well i just checked the cal and yep that is the beginning of Spring break for us. We've got X amount of money we have to use or it get's lost back to the school SOOOOOOOOOO we've been talking about using the money to go somewhere over spring break hehehe. HMMMMMMMMMM I might just have to bring this up with the rest of the guys and gals and see. We'd probably drive a 15 passanger van and just camp, but a warm shower would be nice every once in awhile. Geez I might actually get to jump with ya sometime, only problem is you'd probably hand my ass to my on a plate lol

ok sorry, i plead the 5th hahaha

hahah thanks i hit the wrong thing "Pasturize that BITCH!" hahaha