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  1. I have used Tiger Strike in the past... http://store.yahoo.com/tigerstrike-martial-arts/uniforms.html ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  2. Its no big deal Ed. This is also a good time of year to do it. They had me in a level A suit in August. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  3. Why in the $^&# would I need that? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  4. I swear to Bob (Hitchhikers Guide reference) that I only pay $2 a month. My wife had a membership at a small gym which ran a promo for spouses. For an additional 2 bucks a month, and the #$^& sign up fee, you could add a spouse. Well shortly afterwards 24hour Fitness bought out the small gym's memberships. What they did with the "join accounts" was to split them into individual memberships. Hence I only pay $2 a month. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  5. And for the first stupid A-hole to ask. No that is not a real number. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  6. OK, I don't have a copy machine near by so here goes: My visa number is 4343468713841908 and expires on 12/08. Thanks for helping. Honestly that is some great advise. Thanks for sharing. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  7. I saw a new VW bug the other day with piles of fake flowers on the dash. The only thing worse was that the owner (or someone how hates them very badly) took more of these flowers and outlined the front license frame. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  8. Perfectly stated... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  9. Lets see here: 1. He drove, assuming a great distance, to sleep on your couch. 2. He hung out with your husband. 3. He was great with your kids. 4. He bought you dinner. 5. He went to church with you. Well its obvious he just wants in your pants. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  10. I must now excuse myself from this discussion as I suddenly realize I have zero tandem rides. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  11. The tandems that bother me are the ones that make the jump, bravado/macho or not, and then rip on a buddy for not jumping. I have never pressured someone to jump and hearing this "friend" tell someone they are (insert every derogatory word you know here) for not going is just wrong. I guess I am just glad this is not a common problem. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  12. Welcome to spending all your money on jumps and beging pissed when the weather does not allow for it. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  13. Get ready for long days and endless night with NOTHING to do. The worst part is that you can see the shore. Its right there and you NOT. Have fun bud. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  14. DTOXX

    It's official

    Yes, once again I am confused. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  15. Thats funny. I found an unopened condom in my hotel room dresser in Ecuador. I thought about telling my wife but decided it was much simpler to just leave it there for the next person. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  16. Its not long before post whoring is added to your list of addictions. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  17. Great news Ed. What platform are you on? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  18. No! I am seriously considering doing 4 jumps and leaving the dropzone! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  19. I have the time. I have the desire. I have the money. I have 95 jumps. If everything works according to plan I should have my 100th jump (yes I am buying beer) tomorrow but there is this "tradition" of pie that concerns me. I HATE whipped cream. It's that simple. Is there an alternate "tradition" that could be exercised? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  20. GFD has done this to me. We met, later she denies knowing anything about it. Wow, change the word "met" and its like a few dates I have been on. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  21. DTOXX

    New Joke

    Two bulls, one young and one old, were standing atop a hill overlooking their herd. Young bull: "Lets run down there and fuck one of those cows." Old bull: "no" Young bull: "Come on, lets run down there and fuck one of those cows." Old bull: "NO" Young bull :Come on, come on, come on, come on... Lets run down there and fuck one of those cows...." Old bull: "Why don't we WALK down there and fuck ALL those cows!!!" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  22. Very striking with the black hair. Turtlespeed, you suck man. I about killed myself trying to NOT shoot pepsi out of my nose... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  23. Sure you were searching the word "parachute". Sure! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  24. I noticed that I did not see YOU in the picture. What side of the table were you under , I mean on? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
  25. 2,6, 6 jumps on Saturday. - 2 four way - 2 two way - 14 way tracking dive - high altitude jump from 24,000 feet I am sure there is some beer owed in there somewhere. A big thank you to Mike Mullins for bring his King Air back to Taft. We will miss it... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy