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Looks like Aimee and I are a match. 73% I feel so dirty now, oh wait thats one of my turn ones... D'oh! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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Oh man. I was totally feeling for you man. Great punchline by the way. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I am guessing a message edit is coming along any minute? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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Does it bother you to have sex while your friends are in the room?
DTOXX replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
First and foremost, "need a ride?" OK, back to the original question. Yes I have. Somehow I was lucky enough to live in an area where there was not much to do except, well, you know. Sex at a party was "normal" and there was often others in the room. Sex in a moving car, no problem. Also had sex in a pool with others there. The only thing that did bother me was when I was in the car and someone else was getting roadhead. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy -
Yeah, why do doctors always give you that look when you ask "When can I go [insert sport here] again. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I am just shocked no one has made a response to this... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}} ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I have it first hand that the Sunny One rides the short bus. Go ahead, deny it... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I am actually glad this thread has started as it gives me the perfect venue for a question/comment. Having done most of my jumps at my beloved SkyDiveTaft I thought this was a 'community wide' symbol but perhaps is just local to us. Please advise... When someone farts on the ride up they use one hand to create the "hang loose" sign. They then raise this to their forehead, thumb touching forehead, and extending pinky upwards thus creating a trumpet effect. This tells everyone exactly who did it and yes, these individuals are amazingly proud of there omissions. My helmet is my best defense and I must admit it is priceless to see an entire plane react in unison. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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Places where there is darkness. That has got to be the best line. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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How much did having your first cutaway freak you out, if at all?
DTOXX replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in The Bonfire
As stated earlier - congrats and glad your safe. First cutaway was jump #36. Canopy opened fine but on inspection it looked like the right most cell was not inflated fully. Pumped brake line only to have the cell collape fully. Canopy spun right, right red, left silver, pull, pull. Prettiest green reserve I had ever seen. The effects were not felt immediately however. It was a quick reaction that I know I had to do. I rented gear the next weekend and went up again thinking that YES it could happen again and made a few jumps opening high just to build up the confidence a bit. 2nd cutaway (out of 2) was more annoying than anything. Sever line twist with the slider caught in it. I was already open high due to a slight misjudging on the spot ( ) and was only thinking "Damn, I am going to have to retrieve the main and free bag from off the DZ..." ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy -
Makes sense... It never occurs to me that someone can not read. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I am filling out a questionnaire as part of our annual recert for the Emergency Response team. Question #1 actually reads, and I quote: "Can you read? (circle one) Yes No" Now I ask you.... WTF ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I help run a company website which provides a forum for technical support. As a 'feature' we provide an outlet for our users to converse in the 'community' area of said forum. We had two users who not only knew each other but made it publicly known. Well one started to act up a bit so I traced both IP addresses to a town outside of Wellington New Zealand. (which matched their profiles) As one had a rather strange last name I looked it up and got an address and phone number. I then looked up the other and found the closest to the first. I then dialed the phone. A young sounding male answered the phone to whom I explained my name is DT and I work Clickteam - USA, I am calling with regards to Steve's activities on our company website.... This is the point where the phone died and I observed his IP disconnect from the forum. Stupid gits... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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So I am at the gym last night pedaling my sorry butt on a bike and reviewing for an exam in tonights class. I look up from the book and it just hits me from out of the blue. "Their all a bunch of F'ing wuffos." Where in the hell did that thought come from? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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FlyAwayIndoors is cool if you like that vertical tunnel thing. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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First, congrats man. 30 year is a great achievement. Second, are you sure she is 51. Perhaps she was just lying about being 21 and never found a way out of it. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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While I have no idea why they would ask about the shell I do know that I have never heard of anyone getting a ticket for using their truck to haul stuff. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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What part did you not fully understand. Sounds like a question to Sunshine is in order. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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What kind of inbreeding do you need to do in order to be 3 equal parts of anything? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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I can only trace my ancestry back to my grandmother so I would have to say 100% American! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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It ain't so. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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What do you call 12 lawyers skydiving? Skeet ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy
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First and foremost I can not imagine actually cheating on my wife. I can think about it but that is as far as it goes. I am extremely happy with my marriage, my family and my life. Even if my marriage was not great I have a family. I was raised in a home that was in a constant state of divorce (my mother is on her 5th husband) and would not wish this on any child of any age. If I had too I would hold my marriage together for YEARS to save my children this life. Ultimately I love my wife and there is no offer of sex or drama that can replace that.
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{{{{{{{{{{{Vibes to Mom}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy