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Cressy is an artist in death. He's about to paint his masterpiece, And he did. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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The way you tell a story I can see it in my minds eye. You have a gift. You should use it more often. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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That is absolutely hilarious. And yeah. You should've gone for the other bush. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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If most of us just didn't say half the things that come out of our mouths, we would at least appear smater. Like this for instance. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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I don't believe in dog. Yes, I AM dyslexic. Why do you ask? Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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A Bad Day Surfing, Is NOT Better Than A Good Day At Work
Niki1 replied to skyrider's topic in The Bonfire
They need a traffic pattern: Swim out in one place on a base leg, then paddle cross-current for set-up, and finally turn down-wave for their final approach. They don't need any of that. Darwin's out there directing traffic. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? -
Have you noticed that when you say, "It's just a 5 minute job." it takes an hour or more. Thoughts like that should be a warning bell. How hard can it be? What's the worst that can happen? It needs just a little more. This should be easy. If you're about to do something and any of these thoughts go through you mind, STOP, have a beer and think about it. And have another beer. Then go for it. What the hell.
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Thanks, Ron. That was great. That's the kind of church I might go to. But I don't watch football in my underpants. I'm about to look for more Steep Canyon Rangers music. I really like the sound. Thanks again. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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"Our Hispanic, you know, kids will, you know, bring their Mexican flags and they'll display it, and then of course the kids would do the American flag situation, and it does cause kind of a racial tension which we don't really want," Parraz said. "We want them to appreciate the cultures."Quote If this is the way a school superintendent expresses himself, then education has gone to hell in a handbasket. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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60 Minutes - How Staff Sgt. Giunta Earned The Medal of Honor
Niki1 replied to quade's topic in Speakers Corner
Here's a real honest to god hero and what strikes me is how humble he is. I saw a program on TV about a gathering of all Medal of Honor recipients who are still living. Every one of them seemed to be the quiet type, almost painfully shy. And they all said about the about the same thing when asked, "I just happened to be the one to be there. Any one else would have done the same thing." Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? -
Again, not the first but one I remember when ever I hear "naked jump." Skydiver Magazine did an article on a jump into a nudist camp in the '70s in CA. The picture I recall is some one going into a rose bush. OUCH? Seems as though there was a famous name or two in the group. Also, an article in Playgirl. It showed a guy tracking off with his hand on his crotch. Made me think he might not be haveing that much fun. Naked jumps never held any interest for me after that. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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Is there any legal punishment that's enough for this driver?
Niki1 replied to Niki1's topic in The Bonfire
At the risk of getting this sent to the Speaker's Corner: To start with, I'm not a blind advocate of the death penalty. Having said that, I do believe that there are some things that people do that do reach the level (at least mine) of deserving of this most extreme penalty. For this dickhead, I would reccomend he be dragged, cut, shot, burned, tased, beaten. Every day for some period of time. I have a hard time thinking that anyone who could act with such a wreckless disreguard for other people could ever show a level of remorse that I would find acceptable. But I'm afraid that locating this guy and then convicting him has a low probabliity of happening. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? -
Man, that looks good! But I think I might cover it with chili cheese. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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Is there any legal punishment that's enough for this driver?
Niki1 replied to Niki1's topic in The Bonfire
Stupidity like this sets me off. Be stupid and hurt yourself, OK. Be stupid and hurt some one else? You need to pay dearly. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40180395/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? -
There are only about 10 jokes in the wntire world. All the rest are just variations on a theme with different nouns and sdjectives. So... Here's one from the middle '60s. Pres. Johnson was speaking at a NAACP meeting and had to go pee. He wound up at the urinal next to Jessie Jackson. Johnson glances over and says, "Damn, Jessie! You're hung like a horse." Jackson replies, "Well, Mr. President, all black men are like this because of the way we make love. See, we push it in hard and p u l l it out slow. Push it in hard and p u l l it out slow." Later that night when Johnson and Lady Bird go to bed he decides to try that technique. He pushes it in hard and p u l l s it out slow. He pushes it in hard and p u l l s it out slow. Then Lady Bird says, "Lyndon, do know you're fucking just like a black man?" Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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Good Job!! That wasn't a breath strip as much as it was a "Dumbo's Feather".
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In a similar vein, this is from about 12 years ago when Bill Clinton was Pres. As Pres. Clinton was returning to the White House one snowy January day, he saw where some one had urinated in the snow and had written, "Clinton Sucks!". He ordered the Secret Service to investigate. The next day the agent came into the Oval Office with the results of the investigation. "Well Sir," the agent said, "We've got bad news and worse news." "How bad can it be?" asked the Pres. The agent replied, "We anylized the DNA of the urine and found that it belongs to Vice President Gore." "Damn! Well, what's the other news?" "The worse news is that it's Hillary's handwriting." Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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Thank you. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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What? He didn't have a reserve? The next time he may spend the rest of his life "jiggling around the bag." A story like this might sound good in a bar. "Wow, such a hero!" On the DZ, "So what? You had a malfuntion and almost killed yourself." Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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intentional or not-that was a horrible pun, as puns should be. Wow. Took a while for some one to mention that. I don't think that's really a pun, though. It does have 2 parts of a pun... the P U part. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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If he had an ounce of brains he'd use his wipers If he had an ounce of brains, the Lexus would signal, "My bad." And the Rav4 would say, "OK" and back off. As it was there wasn't an ounce of brains in both cars combined. I think the real problem is that the Lexus just didn't realize who the Rav4 thought he was. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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That is REALLY stupid. Bringing yogurt to a gun fight. Must be a cultural thing. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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Just like what your signature line says.
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No, they just play baseball like they're a hickey team. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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