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  1. Sounds like a rental to me. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  2. My screwed up theory on this is that the military doesn't really want the reporters with them. They might leak sensitive information. Also, they are civilians that are untrained and need a certain amount of attention (protection). So, to get rid of them, they let them come along. They'll eventually screw up and get the public pissed. Then, "for security reasons," the reporters will be kept at a distance. Now, its easier to perform missions (ethical or otherwise). --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  3. I'm from Lancater, PA (near intercourse and paradise). Here are some other odd names near that area. -Pusseyville -bird-in-hand -Garden Spot (abbreviated in the paper as g-spot. If g-spot highschool beats another school the paper reads "g-spot wins") -blue ball It's even more funny when you realize it's Amish country. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  4. Hi Everybody! Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  5. How far is Paradise from Intercourse?? ...just a few miles in Pennsylvania.
  6. I don't not disbelieve nothing that I read. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  7. Sometimes I don't think. Does that mean I don't exist??? --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  8. This sentence is false. Just pointing out the irony in someone saying "Don't believe everything you read" and then providing something to read.
  9. I do not believe this post. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  10. All this reminds of the time my cousin (same age as me) and I were in a grocery store (as kids) and decided to play a joke on my cousin's brother (1 year younger and kind of a brat at the time). We came across a bag of doggie treats that looked like chocolate candy. We bought it and went back to the house. We pretended like we were eating it when we knew he was about to see us. He, of coarse, wanted some but at first we wouldn't let him have any. Then we finally "caved in." After letting him eat a couple pieces we busted out laughing. He was pissed. --Art p.s. Post #50! Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  11. I like the "I'm with Stupid" (with the arrow pointing at the crotch) t-shirts.
  12. bvsdjumper

    damn it

    Don't forget that sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness that it is to ask for permission. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  13. bvsdjumper

    Friday Funny

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." -- Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  14. just write 500+ MB of data onto the disk and then copy that 500 MB onto another computer. I just did that and the disk came out pretty warm.
  15. Just a thought that struck me right now. I think it would be cool to have the ability to put emoticons on the subject line. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  16. ...then you need a Trunk Monkey. New from Suburban Auto Group. http://www.suburbanautogroup.com/images/SuburbanTrunkmonkeyAd.mpeg Safe for work Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  17. bvsdjumper

    Children

    You don't have the option for "None that I know of" --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  18. I second that. It has to be the worst skydive game ever. The second worst is Skydive! by Gonzo Games. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  19. best if read first then look at pics Safe For Work... Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  20. FORD - When you really need to haul ass. Work Safe Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  21. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  22. bvsdjumper

    YATZEEEE

    http://www.byronsoftproducts.com Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  23. August 23, 2041 at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (19%) Cancer (16%) Electrolysis (11%) Heart Attack (10%) Alien Abduction (5%) Alcoholism (5%) I don't like the Horrible Accident bit being most likely. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  24. Thursday, June 1, 2045 I'll be 74 And that'll be 43 more years alone too or not who knows Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  25. www.deathclock.com Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.