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Everything posted by fasterfaller
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Thank God for relatives that didn't spend it all before they left .
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***Bad taste man. If you don't have a link to post. You probably shouldn't post at all. That's be like me starting a post that says; "Heard the space station fell out of the sky. Well, talk to you later.
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If you had tits you would have got to jump too
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***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Boobies.... boobs boobs boobs!! lol Red neck weather station attached... Now that is a nipple you can really suck on
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Jeez , Jump Shack needs to get with the times . Why would they buold a canopy like that ? I do have to admit that the racer is a comfy rig though .
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I thought the safety briefing was behind the bunk house Are they EVER going to finish the Wildhorse or whatever Larry is calling his hotel ?
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***Had some dude up from Arizona last year and he hadn't jumped in about 6 months so the DZO had him do a hop-n-pop. The dude was pissed because he had a couple thousand jumps and felt he didn't need to do no damb hop-n-pop that he should be able to go right up to full altitude with everyone else. Well the DZO put him out and had him hang from the wing strut (cessna 185) like a student. Get this when he let go he gave the DZO a double birdie and then fell to 2000 and pulled. By the time the DZO got down the dude had already gotten into his car and left. He should have just snuck on a load and got current .
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I have been kicked out of a few gestapo dropzones in my life and one time for a low pull contest . I got kicked out of one dz for swooping under a set of power lines and carving between two buildings , I followed three locals under the line and got the boot . I got kicked out of one for bitching about them not using the king air for a $99 boogie and have a 40 minute ride for every jump . I have been refused because of my small main canopy at two small dropzones . The only one I really deserved was the low pull one .
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You should always bring your pencil and you will never have that problem again .
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That is easy? Compare that with unscrew four bolts and place another license plate on. It is very easy , but only if you have a lathe .
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About 75 miles to the dz and 30 miles to a nice cliff . I end up on the cliff more than in a plane .
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What are the voices in your head telling you right now?
fasterfaller replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
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Hot air baloon and a naked jump afterwards .
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Damn this is a long thread .
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Ballistic fingerprinting is very easy to fool especially on a rifle . Just cut the chamber off , re-chamber and re-thread it and the "ballistic fingerprint " is changed .
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That was great
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I know a pole whore and I really like her
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I got to get me one of those . I promise I will cut it away every time .
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Can't remember the years but it was after 1934 . I think the dade sheriff murder for hire was in the 70-80's . Class three owners are the best behaved gun owners out there . If I wasn't so against gun control and the people behind it I would say make all weapons class 3 .
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Anything but me
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Everywhere? What about jumping? Baby browning in my pants pocket , unloaded of course
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*sunshine is drooling at the thought of firing machine guns*
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I own a "few" machine guns too . And for those of you that think machine guns are evil , think again . Since I believe the late 60's only two documented cases of a LEGALLY OWNED machine gun being used in a crime exist . One of those cases involved a Metro Dade county sherriffs deputy doing a murder for hire .
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Oh and by the way , I am SICK of being called a bad person because I enjoy shooting .