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    Very Cool, Guys! Took less than 10 minutes to download. I want to read it now, but I need to goto Safety Day. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    The Un-insured One Stop Shop has a catchy ring too it... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    The spectre or pilot is the right canopy for you. You should be moving away from the Triathlon.
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    In the same vein, some people think that all riggers bring their tools to the DZ. Joe Skydiver: Hey rigger! Can you look at or do ABC... XYZ? Rigger: Yeah, but my tools are at home. I can do that work for you on Monday. Joe Skydiver: What?!?! What kind of rigger doesn't bring his tools to the dropzone?!?! Rigger: A rigger that wants to Skydive when he comes to the DZ. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    So....

    Samurai136 replied to Beckz70018's topic in The Bonfire

    goto pokerstars.net and register an ID. You can play poker online with real people, play chips, no cost (other than bandwidth). "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    wake up at 4 am... at workby 5am. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    We can forgive these minor transgressions.
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    So you're saying it's true. Guys drive big trucks to compensate for having small penis' and to prove their heterosexuality. You left out the flashy sports car connection, too. Just wanna maintain a consistent message...
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    Yeah, I didn't get a numeric response either. Mine said: "Your political compass, although a bit warped, is firm and erect." That was too confusing for me to process. The second test results show I'm somwhere between Bishop Desmond Tutu and Mr. Burns. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    Stevia is way to sweet. It only taks a very small dash to sweeten a drink and even that tastes like a spoonful of powered sugar disolved in raw honey. Some people like it.
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    Not to disrupt the topicality of this thread but this exact topic was covered here. it's even an active thread on the same page. Fred Phelps and family (which is the majority of the 200 member Westboro Baptist Church) are insane. Their "protests" are so outrageous... I'm speechless. I believe Iowa and a number of other states are in the process of writing a law very similar to what Billvon is proposing. I would like to see Mr. Phelps and friends commited to a psychiatric institution... or Camp X-ray. Doesn't Homeland Security have laws that protect us from terrorists? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    I love The Smiths. My feelings about Morrisey are summed up by the Warlock Pinchers from their Deadly Kung Fu Action album... Morrisey Rides a Cockhorse. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    At work, my small dept of 10 people has a very tiny office. There is only space for 6 terminals. They got to gossiping so much that they would have "bar talk" at work. Unacceptable, they know the rules of conduct in the work place. The supervisor finally decide to close the office, lock the door, and kick them out into the warehouse to do their computer work. There are plenty of terminals thru the warehouse but you have to stand to do your work. It took close to a week before they were openly requesting the restoration of "office" privileges. Children who do take their privileges for granted may loose them. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    I know. I was feeling strange when I posted that. Maybe I am diabetic? Now that I have had a few Cherry Cokes I am feeling much better. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    Payback462 wins the award for a perfect 10 on the subtlety scale. I totally missed this one the other day. the comparison of Michigan Tubesocks to speedbags of death put you over the top.
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    If you peruse their catalog to get a feel for the prices and know how much you're willing to spend on him.... I would take him to the store on his Birthday and tell him to pick out exactly what he wants. The warhammer 40k minatures come unpainted and require some assembly. In addition to playing fantasy wargames with your minatures some people are also really into painting and detailing them, then going to conventions for all the world to see. If that is your nephew he may need some painting/ hobby supplies as well. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    oooooh.... I give that a 9.75 on the subtlety scale. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    that doesn't even make cents. Pirates don't pay for sex. I give up. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    I dunno. I hear the fake ones are always out of focus. It makes them harder to read. I always wondered how they make an out of focus watch... now I have proof. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    How dare you! My Mother Is A Saint! she's not attacking your mom, dufus... uh... You ain't seen the best part of me, yet! "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    So....

    Samurai136 replied to Beckz70018's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm sorry. I thought bids went to rl. My mistake. How much do you need? I'm even willing to share her packing skillz if yer willing to contribute to the kitty. Dis is bisness afta all.
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    vent on me you silly english kanniggit! "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
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    So....

    Samurai136 replied to Beckz70018's topic in The Bonfire

    wait a second... Beckz, Got any skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... parachute packing skills... Sweet skills could seriously escalate your market value from tree fitty to at least a benjamin franklin.
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    Depends on the time of day.... Coffee, Beer, or Cherry Coke!
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    That was pretty good, bill. I the "hunter" scene was my favorite... I'd like to see the 90 minute version of the hunter stalking his prey. They would definately need a mansion... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken