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    I like to call it furry hole terrorism. They can hijack a man and cause countries to crumble with that thing and they know it!! But we still love them!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    No where in there does he say how long it takes to get to altitude, how many jumpers it holds and how much are the jump tickets going to be! This story sucks!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Sure a guy and a chick can just be friends, hell I'm friends with npgraphicdesign!!!!! Hi Nicci!!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    High/Low

    jrmrangers replied to FreeFlyHol's topic in The Bonfire

    high: was invited to jump my first 7 way low: i went low and couldnt get back. Watched the entire jump from 100 feet below Wait , I pull what first?
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    I was at a wedding as someones date once and a waiter walked right into a glass door splitting his face open and just about knocked himself out. when i got up off the floor from laughing i realized i was the only one laughing and for the rest of the night people were pointing at me and giving me dirty looks! Good thing the booze was free, i just drank more !! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Dont worry VB no one really like you anyway so you probably didnt lose a friend!! But good job saving his ass though!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    LOL missbrsz Wait , I pull what first?
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    So I just saw a guy fall down on a rain slickened sidewalk. I mean it was a fall right out of a bugs bunny episode so of course I instantly started laughing hysterically. But it turns out the guy actually hurt himself and I feel a little shitty for laughing at him now. So if someone falls and gets hurt and you laugh , would you feel bad too? Wait , I pull what first?
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    My mom

    jrmrangers replied to fossg's topic in The Bonfire

    So sorry to hear the unfortunate news. Wait , I pull what first?
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    In a heartbeat ! Not because I want to help an asshole that knows everything but because I don't want him to kill so Eons else while doing his thing!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Dude!! Remind me to never get on a load with you! Wait , I pull what first?
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    If that's a joke , you are one fucked up individual. Even if you don't know the guy , thats just fucked up Wait , I pull what first?
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    That's some funny shit! Wait , I pull what first?
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    On the news they said theres a 1 in 3200 chance that it will hit someone. I dont know about you but im thinking those arent fantastic odds! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Come on I'll be gentle with you! When are you getting to The Ranch? I'm hoping to get my "B" this weekend! Wait , I pull what first?
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    And as long as there's no stink yet the breathing may be optional! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Wish me luck!

    jrmrangers replied to dzdiva's topic in The Bonfire

    Good luck getting yourself edgamacated!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Well I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one that has these dreams. Thanks for your input everyone! Wait , I pull what first?
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    I hope it's just your fur coat! Wait , I pull what first?
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    So Nicci what are you wearing this morning?? Wait , I pull what first?
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    You know its funny when people say I must be an adrenalin junky and i tell them its actually really peaceful and relaxing to me they really think im NUTS!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    Ill second that walflower statement!! Im a pretty outgoing guy so i made a lot of freinds very quickly. I have yet to approach any of the more expeirienced jumpers and not get a warm reception, people are more than willing to help out the new jumpers , just say hi!!
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    There was a guy a few years baCk that wheeled his dead mother into the bank on an office chair so he could cash her S.S. Check!!! Wait , I pull what first?
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    I should be there at least for the weekend. Send me a P.M. Before you leave to come here and I'll see if we can't hook up. Wait , I pull what first?
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    At a party recently someone told a guy there that I skydive and the dude tells me yeah I tried skydiving it was ok . So I proceeded to say well it gets better when you get to fly on your own, not tandem. He proceeds to tell me he didn't do. Tandem they made him watch like a 2 hour video and just let him jump. I asked if he did a static line he had no idea what I was talking about and said no I went up and just jumped out with a bunch of other people . At this point I realized this knucklehead wasn't worth wasting my breath so I just said cool and walked away. I explained to my buddies later that the dude was totally full of shit. Wait , I pull what first?