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Whew, sit back and have a cold one, champ, while we admire your hard work. Thanks man! For a minute I thought you were just a HATER prick head. I didn't understand why someone would get all bitch like about adding an upgraded air intake system to a V8 HEMI 5.7L. Guess I was wrong about you. No, you were pretty much right. And I have nothing against people upgrading their car, I take issue with people bragging about it like they are the first person to have a V8 HEMI 5.7L with a NOW UPGRADED INTAKE SYSTEM YEAHHH! Nothing personal.

Whew, sit back and have a cold one, champ, while we admire your hard work. Installing a short ram takes a grueling 5 minutes and a wrench.

I pull low because I can't afford the ride to altitude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWZXcn67Ej4&p=73B43AB1A40A5BE7&playnext=1&index=54 To the OP: Tell that wanker to mind her own business. Or, I can come to your DZ, pull below 500 feet, and that way you will look like a conservative jumper. jumping from bridges is even cheaper. I don't like hiking back up. A ride on Don's pontoon boat is way cheaper than any plane ride. I'm scared of boats.

I pull low because I can't afford the ride to altitude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWZXcn67Ej4&p=73B43AB1A40A5BE7&playnext=1&index=54 To the OP: Tell that wanker to mind her own business. Or, I can come to your DZ, pull below 500 feet, and that way you will look like a conservative jumper. jumping from bridges is even cheaper. I don't like hiking back up.

Glad to know you are a douche to people other than me. Love ya, buddy.

Perhaps with a new mystery Russian DZO.... I LOL'd. Seriously though, someone tried to sell me a wing from a Porter the other day. I knew it was fishy!

I pull low because I can't afford the ride to altitude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWZXcn67Ej4&p=73B43AB1A40A5BE7&playnext=1&index=54 To the OP: Tell that wanker to mind her own business. Or, I can come to your DZ, pull below 500 feet, and that way you will look like a conservative jumper.

Apparently these guys did too... (mild NSFW) http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/smurf%20porn.jpg

My best was I decided on a thursday to take a trip out to a different dropzone all weekend. I was going to wake up early on friday to call in sick, but overslept a bit. I ended up calling my boss on the first load on the way up to altitude. "whaaat, can't hear you. sorry, won't be in today. yeah, bye." wooohoooo

"The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way!" That sounds like pure wholesome family fun right there.

Norway trip? yeahhh! And I got swoop tackled with a speedwing. Off the perrine. crazy bastards. Isn't that the whole point of forums? to get off topic?

Here's one better.

I could be the best, who knows. I don't think they keep a documented published record to know for sure. All I heard from the court was "that's the fastest we have ever heard of..." My speedo was maxed out at 200mph. It could be anywhere from +/- 10mph at that speed though, due to equipment inconsistency. And how I got caught? (ex) girlfriend.

Slapping on a short ram and exhaust system is one step away from ricearoni. That step is the fake sponsorship stickers. Hahaha.... coming from someone who has a 'screen name' after the rice burner of motorcycles. Yes, my fully built turbo motorcycle was a ricer. You got me. The same bike that was impounded for receiving one of the highest speeding tickets in Rhode Island history. Get your charger to that point, and I'll stop making fun of you. But you obviously don't know the definition of ricer: (Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt) A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often (but not limited to) import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to): - Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder - Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747 - Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool - and a "performace intake". -urban dictionary

Slapping on a short ram and exhaust system is one step away from ricearoni. That step is the fake sponsorship stickers.

I didn't think it was possible to rice out a charger. Congrats.

The OP was obviously too frazzled by his mad HP gain to label the picture correctly.

Hence why CAI are meant for the track. I laugh when I hear someone bragging about their cai. It's usually a short while before they cause serious damage to the motor. Stick with the short ram.

Hand in your man-card son. COLD air intake. Its only a "cold" air intake if its boxed and sealed to an intake point that draws air from a point outside from the engine compartment. Otherwise it is drawing hot air that went through the various radiators and getting heated up off the headers. Right on again dave. took the words right out of my mouth. @guade hand in YOUR man card, son.

Oh wow, a short ram. Haven't seen one of those before. Your car is going to FLY now, and sound super mean. Make sure to add on some fake sponsorship stickers too, I hear those give mad HP gain. took the words right out of my mouth...

Sounds like what I do on every skydive. If you don't land by your car, grab all your gear, and RUN. People give you the strangest looks.

false false false http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7pYqz0eXDM and I've been swoop tackled before on a base jump. It happens.

I shall raise the bid to 3.8721 Euros. It appears I am the high bidder. wuahhahahah.

You all are missing the best solution of all. Dump the girlfriend. Increase dangerous activities. Be happier. That's what I did, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Canadian dollars, or US dollars? US...not that play money they use in canada..... I shall raise the bid to 5.3701 Canadian dollars then. Or 5.27 USD for you yanks. Are you cheekybastard or just using part of his quote? How the hell did you put that one together?