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OMG!!! LMAO!!! too funny... fall out I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

well, you beat me to it I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

um, how to piss off Kerry enough to get a spanking? Suggestions? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

My fiance has been a nurse (labor and delivery) for over a year and she loves it, she is also pushing me to go back and get my surgical tech ticket. The only thing about surge techs is the national average for pay doesn't get over $36,000-$37,000 edited to give field specs I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

working, and I got to look at all the cute chiquita's heading to the clubs dressed like Halloween hotties tonight on my way in Third shift SUX I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Follow me roaming, buddy! I'll show you how real college chicks party if you're coming to Eloy.Maybe its just the skydiver chick in me that makes me crazy...who knows? nope, I went to a small (2,600 students) state universtiy and I don't think that I have ever met as many women/ladies/cheerleaders/keepers of the boobies... that were quite so adventerous/sexually deviant/ borderline party fiends as I did in that small assed town. Ahhhhhh....yes.... those were indeed the days I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

let's see,Amy and I were friends for over 4 years before we even started dating and the distance was only three hours or so, but after we had been togehter awhile (2 years) and she agreed to marry me ([bugs bunny voice] what a moron, what a baffoon[/end bugs voive]) we barely saw each other more than once a month, until last September, when we took an extended vacation togther and what did we learn? We can't stand to be away from one another for long. She has since moved a little closer and now I will drive 2+ hours to just sleep in the same bed with her for one night during the week and then every weekend we are togther. We will consolidate homes in December and that is going to be awesome. So does absence make the heart grow fonder? Only if the heart is really involved.

My old man always said, if you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Standing on the corner of Bourbon Street, wondering where all my money went, why my head hurts, and what the hell am I doing in N'Orlins anyway. The money's gone but the number in your pocket? Had a wonderful time last night, call me XOXOXO Steve 555-1223, UH WTF? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

*standing around the corner on Elm Street the group whispers among them selves* Shhhhhh if he doesn't find us maybe he will leave I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

I thought that you could use that pick me up first thing this morning edited because jraf set me up for failure with his choice of text options I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[sarcasm]yep, Operation Market-Garden, one great piece of military planning if there ever was one [/sarcasm] I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

More law enfocement funnies > > >"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after >you > wear them awhile." > > "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." > > "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can >write > anything I want on the ticket, huh?" > > "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it > will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" > > "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that >again > or I'll give you another ticket." > > "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are > drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" > > "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster >oven." > > "Life's tough, & it's tougher if you're stupid cuz you'll never > graduate from that school of hard knocks you're still going to!" > > "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but >now we're > allowed to write as many tickets as we want." > > "Just how big were those two beers? > > "In God we trust, all others are suspects." >___________________________________________ > > New Miranda rights: > > You have the right to remain motionless or you may elect to run. >Should you > decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of >the > earth. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he > refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to >jog > along with you. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, > beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may > continue his pursuit of you in full stride. You may stop running at any > time, at your own risk. Good luck. On your mark, get set... GO! > >__________________________________________________________ > > Caught for speeding: > > The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding >rolled > down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The >guy > replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally > stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. > >__________________________________________________________ > > Stuck under a bridge: > > A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that >reads > "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of >him and > he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. >Finally, a > police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the > truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The > truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." > >_________________________________________________________ > > I'm going to a lecture: > > The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked >and > walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him. > "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to >a > lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this >hour?" > the cop asked. "My wife," said the man. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

hell, ten, and just let me keep one for myself. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

>Why don't we organize a N/A thread cronies and >affiliates Christmas boogie in Florida? dude I'm there, let me know, I am always ready for a trip to Florida, we might even bring down some of the Blue Sky Adventures crew, I will have to talk nicely and try to bring Amber down for you I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

uh how do you say.... FREAKING HOT!!!!!, damn where can I get one of those? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Okay, that is not a visual image that I really wanted tonight. Oh by the way you are on the video from Harvest moon I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Steve, thanks, you reminded me of an email I received from a friend who swears that he is an independent computer consultant for the government, and works at Ft Bragg. Any way, read onQuote > >Some more advice. Avoid all weapons which jam in their own carbon >buid-up and have a failure correction device on the side of them. If at >all possible find a Thompson which, by the way, has a caliber starting >with a "4". >Ron > >Excellent words of advice........ enjoy! > >Infantry folks -- take heed... >Except for # 24, that is. '9 mm' is what Uncle Sam makes you carry, but >it just isn't a '.45!' > >Subject: Rules for a GUNFIGHT > >1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of >your friends who have guns. >2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is >cheap. Life is expensive. >3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. >4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast >enough or using cover correctly. >5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral >and diagonal movement are preferred.) >6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun >and a partner with a long gun. >7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, >or tactics. They will only remember who lived. >8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, >or running. >9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more >dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use >a gun that works EVERY TIME. >10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they >should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. >11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one >you lose. >12. Have a plan. >13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. >14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. >15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. >16. Don't drop your guard. >17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. >18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone >else, keep your hands where I can see them.) >19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. >20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. >21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill >everyone you meet. >22. Be courteous to everyone. Friendly to no one. >23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong >commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. >24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which >does not start with a "4". I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

uh, jraf, take the leisure suit off, and step away from the barry white and no one gets hurt I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

She said orifice, heh heh heh. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

its called Tantric sex and it is called quatorze being really bored at work. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

And that is supposedly a new developement?

I guess that makes me Dopey ...or Doc I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Uhhm, I am still looking for a little clarification, just exactly what did the spaghetti due to warrant its untimely demise......WTF? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

uh, not everyone run to answer this all at once, but damn right, dove, much rather see and hear it I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle