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  1. Whats the one that reeks of say a mossy tree. It smells like mildew. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  2. Musk!!! Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  3. VisionAir

    It's a boy!

    Mama let your baby play some rock and roll... Jazz is much to crazy, he can play that when he's old... He's to young for the blues, he's still in his first pair of shoes... Give that boy some freedom, let him move around... Don't get in his way you'll only bring him down... Mama let your baby, let him play some rock and roll... For some reason this old childhood airband song popped back in my head. Enjoy and take heed. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  4. and being the 100th vote the monkeys win it by a tail. Gotta love 1968. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  5. Paul or Micheal please remove that link to futurecam that keeps popping up obtrusively. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  6. I thought the same thing! J \ Why? Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  7. A nipple piercing...ok But your tongue!!!!!Thats just sick man...thats not a mid life crisis...thats just plain everyday crazy. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  8. First....Oooops Second....Ouch Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  9. Not really...I can't stand Conan but I knew that was Nick Nolte. I believe it's his mug shot from his recent arrest correct? Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  10. 1 clean garage on a rainy weekend:0:0 Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  11. We've got 2 1956 c 182's but usually only one going at a time for various reasons. Our record is 17 or 18 loads in a day but only to 9500. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  12. And are those SPEEDOS u r in? Btw 129 and Visionary Philosopher...Howd they know my post handle? Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  13. and then there's the guy at Rantoul... Who had a credit card lost in freefall only to be found on site and returned to manifest... Not once but TWICE! Talk about lucky and btw damn good spotting Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  14. Ditto Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  15. Ok I must interject here in my own defense... As the senior jumper on the load I can atest to there not being 3 other d license skydivers, only one, myself. The jumper (a recent s/l graduate) in question here was on a quick to call load and grabbed a rig off the rack and quickly put it on. Upon loading in the plane (a c-182) he had his back to the pilot all the way up and was last out, not second or third. I was in the spotting position right next to him and first out. During the ride up I had a weird feeling and for some reason felt like I should be checking his equipment, so I looked at what I could see (chest strap was right, aod and aad were on and set, leg straps were right) and called it good. I was not part of their formation and went on my way. "Static line" as we call him now was warned by me of his altitude awareness on his last jump and he had that thought filling his mind on this jump. As reported by him, he watched his altimeter from 5500 to 5000 where he pulled his ripcord and nothing happened. After a second and third try he went to his d-ring. He learned several lessons on this jump and thankfully lives to jump again. Oh and just for his benefit I won't mention his ex-marine status Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  16. I live in a town of 7700 in the middle of the Ozarks...there ain't shit to do. It's an hour and a half to two hour drive to the dz and I spend everyweekend the wife will let me. There are hardcore and there are not, to put it simply. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  17. Uhhhh ya ditto to what he said Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  18. Everywhere? What about jumping? Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  19. Damn. I can't play this one. They've already seen mine. I haven't Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  20. Dude I hope everything works out for you and you'll be ok. I'm real sorry for this flame and I don't mean it rudely but... DUHHHHH!!! Baby steps man baby steps! I've been in the sport workin on my 5th year with 500+ jumps and am just now hitting the 150 size when my first was a 230. It went: PD 230 - Tri 190 - Safire169 - soon to be a Samurai 150. Like I said I'm not trying to dog you but this point need much more emphasis. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  21. Theres always the trick a friend of mine did to his now ex-wife who wouldn't let him BASE. When asked where he was going, he stated "to the store for a pack of smokes". He came back 3 days later; after a few jumps at Bridge Day. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  22. If your wanting to print out a realistic 4x6 photo that is near identical to a real photo, look into Sony's new digital photo printer that uses dye-sublimation instead of ink jet. Only $200 for the printer and $15 for ink and paper for 25 prints. Found mine at Walmart Supercenter. VERY IMPRESSIVE PRINTS. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  23. I've been wanting to try base, but the wife says I can base the day after our divorce or our divorce will be the day after I base. And an unbroken family means to much to me so no base. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  24. VisionAir

    Quotes

    Inspired by the article (Quotes heard around the Nationals) in this months Skydiving... Post your own.... Quotes heard around the dropzone. Love is grand....Divorce is a hundred grand! Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.
  25. I'm famous for....uhhhhhh, welllllll, uhhmmmm, ....NOTTA! Notoriety might be nice but anonymity has it's advantages. Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M.