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  1. JohnnyMarko
    [Raises right hand] Almost without exception everyone I know has become a more respectable, more responsible person than when they were frat boy age. Unless you are making the comment that belonging to a fraternity somehow stunts your emotional and moral development. ........AAACHOOO!...'scuse me...my allergic reaction to bullshit is getting worse the more time I spend on this site Hi John It is what it is. Just need to dress for success, Got any Hip high boots R. No
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    [Raises right hand] Almost without exception everyone I know has become a more respectable, more responsible person than when they were frat boy age. Unless you are making the comment that belonging to a fraternity somehow stunts your emotional and moral development. ........AAACHOOO!...'scuse me...my allergic reaction to bullshit is getting worse the more time I spend on this site
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    So I'm sure there's some of you that have seen this, some who haven't, and some who think it's not funny because "Oh I'd know there's a person in there, it wouldn't scare me" but this shit is hilarious... Freaky The Scary Snowman
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    ...a douche bag frat boy who whips his nuts out in public is asking for attention so give it to him, charge him with sexual abuse
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    ZING
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    Whatever Kohl's has on sale
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    JohnnyMarko replied to matt3sa's topic in Instructors

    Bay Area?
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    I like my women like I like my....my...wait I like my men like I like my TV... thin, highly defined, turned on and flat against my bedroom wall
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    Just when I thought it was gonna get good...
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    All I wanna know is, where is this guy and when can I get on his load so he can video me in my spiderman halloween costume from 4th grade.
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    Now that is 2 mins and 35 seconds I will never get back. Sowwy
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiIcKXIKnkc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL Check out the next one on his video list... Looks to me like an AFF dive with a freaking costume on. WTF? No, check out his NEXT video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGQNJSp6E&list=UUG_NTCardll7ImWhFhSjBVQ&index=20&feature=plcp ETA: the NEXT NEXT one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hutihrppXWs&feature=autoplay&list=UUG_NTCardll7ImWhFhSjBVQ&lf=plcp&playnext=1
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    If I was him, I don't know if I'd be more embarrased by the skydiving videos or the other videos he has posted....my god
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    Video's been removed....He seems really cool, I bet his dick is HUGE!!!
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    I mean, I kinda get it...but why the wingsuit forum?
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    ...so much of what we buy these days is over packaged... This is one of the biggest things that gets on my nerves. Why the hell do 'they' put a box inside of a box wrapped in plastic in another box? I just wanted a fucking wrist watch! I work at the campus bookstore and its employee policy to ask EVERY customer if they want a bag and nothing pisses me off more when someone buys a single book and get a back even though they have a freaking backpack on
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    It really is...regardless of future generations, this might be the millionth time I've said it on these forums, but my generation is so fucked
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    When I think about this stuff, I can't help think about my environmental ethics course...who know/cares if 3 generations from now, people will be reliant on oil at all or if something new will come along.
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    I bought my entire set up on DZ.com and have experiences with all types of transactions Container and reserve - through Skydive Store in NJ so didn't really worry much AAD - GravityGirl, very trustable source so again, not worried. Canopy - Total stranger...he gave me his name and DZ and I called the DZ to verify who he was, so only kind of worried but it checked out RW suit - total stranger, absolutely no verification whatsoever but, he didn't seem sketchy so I sent him the $, I got the suit. Never did the whole rigger third party but its a pretty common avenue purchasing gear me thinks.
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    Sounds like you guys are stoned
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    Your WL isn't high enough...Sorry so ~Twardo was right, you are a chubby chaser... Niiiiiiiice
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    Your WL isn't high enough...Sorry
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    Pretty amazing. I love these stories, knowing you've been skydiving for 10 more years than I've been alive.
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    That's a weird looking plastic doll