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Everything posted by JohnnyMarko
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
JohnnyMarko replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Yea thats not me -
ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
JohnnyMarko replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Should I make another submission to the thread?! One I posted which wasnt that great and the other Cyndi make anonymously for me -
ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
JohnnyMarko replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Damn, he looks young and hot...wonder who it could be? -
Bottom line...would you feel comfortable pulling silver with what you know is in there?!
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my two favorite things....naked men and skydiving...anyone want to make a gay sex tandem with me?
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I turn mine off per the manual every time. Takes some getting used to but it gets easier...
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What'll that do for me?
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Attention Mike Bohn (or anyone that knows him)
JohnnyMarko replied to JohnnyMarko's topic in The Bonfire
So I got a voicemail from my cousin Jim who apparently was having drinks with you in Denver and my name came up as a skydiver....um yea, thats it. -
If she was the opposite of OLD and WOMAN
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Hitting an airbump in freefall?
JohnnyMarko replied to Tuukka's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I feel an increase in speed when I got from boxman to a sit....is this normal? It freaks me out too. -
I love my Viso II but yea, the menus are confusing as fook. The backlight is also pretty dull. And that damn beeping you can't turn off . But I do love it and the L&B custy service is tits
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Bump.... After searching his name, I found this thread. Got to do an awesome 2 way with Vern Miller this year. Such a kick ass jump...that is all
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Does a 2 plane shot 5-way with outside vid count?
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So I have a job. I'm going to be running a CNC machine at a local machine shop. Not ideal but it'll be good money for me to save up and move out West. On the plus, moving back home means I'm closer to Skydive Chicago (not that I don't love my 182 home DZ). Hopefully I haven't offended anyone up there and I'll be welcomed
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I am breaking up with the poster above me because...
JohnnyMarko replied to jumpingjunkie09's topic in The Bonfire
he broke up with me -
I am breaking up with the poster above me because...
JohnnyMarko replied to jumpingjunkie09's topic in The Bonfire
Refuses to take second base -
Can you hear me now? No, but if you're interested in earning a CBDB #, I'll give you a call. If you're wondering what that stands for... it's Cussed By Deaf Bastard. Quite a few well known dz.com luminaries have earned theirs... Edited to add: oldwomanc6 is now the proud owner of CBDB-9. Ooo ooo ooo ME ME ME!
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Obama (finally) declares support for same-sex marriage.
JohnnyMarko replied to Shotgun's topic in Speakers Corner
Obama supports gay marriage?!?!?!?! I'm so voting for Romney -
Well unfortunately, there isn't much demand for a Liberal Studies major with Environmental Science and Geography minors...I don't regret my degree choice at all but it sure is making finding a job difficult as fook. Anyone want to hire a young, ambitious, hard working, multi-talented college grad?
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I'd warn you guys before I would do something naughty...(maybe
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I challenge you to find something more fucked up than this...
JohnnyMarko replied to JohnnyMarko's topic in Speakers Corner
Woman receives two life sentences for allowing a man to rape her 5 month old baby ....yea....jesus christ.....and the child is a product of her seducing a 16 year old autistic boy.... ETA: Not sure why I put this in SC and not in Billy's NSFW thread -
Iz official, I gradumicated college!!! Now if you'll excuse me I must get back the 5 day drinking binge I've been partaking in since my last final on Wednesday
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I just graduate...I don't have the "because I'm a college student" excuse anymore I just realized that
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Dark Knight Rising