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Things to do in Denver International Airport when you're dead
JohnnyMarko replied to ryoder's topic in The Bonfire
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Cigars...or cabana boys? Both
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Is that a cigar or are you happy to see me?
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It's chilly here this morning, too
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I'm crazy about paying bills, so I already got online and took care of it...skip the coffee for a few days, 1 less case of beer, and I'm back to even
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[rant] You ever do something and get pissed at someone else and then realize it was totally your fault? Have today off, woke up in a good mood since I'm heading to Chicago to visit my boyfriend, payday, beautiful weather... Then I heard that aweful noise of the street sweepers...damn they're loud...is it really the next month already?..where am I parked?....SHIT IM FUCKING PARKED IN THE FRIDAY ZONE (runs outside in underwear to move car, too late) Thanks for the fucking ticket Denver, you assholes! $50?! Screw you... Damnit...should've just paid attention...way to go Johnny [/rant]
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Uh oh.... Avalanche Goalie Semyon Varlamov Turns Himself in on Domestic Violence Charges
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I wonder if a school dress code could have prevented this from the beginning. I wore a uniform 1st grade through 12th....absolutely loved it
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From a male-specific cancer standpoint, 'I heart prostates' is a better statistical correlation. 'I heart penises' is more on a par with 'I heart vaginas." Fine...'I heart testicles'
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Not sure if this should go in SC or not... ...I went to high school with him and his sister...classless things to say, but hardly terrorism IMHO... http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Man-arrested-following-threats-to-bomb-Busch-Stadium-posted-on-Twitter-229924571.html
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Where are the "I heart penises" bracelets?
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Sweden
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Yawn.... The fact is you lack facts and the best you can do is debate semantics. Changing the context of someone else's post by selective editing is not semantics, it's intellectual dishonesty. This applies across the board, not ONLY to you. Debating semantics is intellectual. This applies to only YOU. I disagree
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How many people are flying Wingsuit on this planet ?
JohnnyMarko replied to peter.xu's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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You guys are cute...
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Typo in the first sentence "Skydiving is a sport in which all all participants seek improvement in skill and confidence in their skills."
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I did not vote for Obama Were you old enough to vote? Did you support or back him? Yes No
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I did not vote for Obama
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Says the skydiver who is one low turn away from sticking the rest of the patients with a six figure bill. Blues, Dave Boooooooooo, read the thread, I'm not jumping anymore dingus One car accident One slip and fall Does not really matter the reason. You wanted Obama care, you got it. I don't drive. I only wear shoes with good Vibram soles. I never said I wanted Obamacare.
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I am part of a RAVE family that i go out with every 2-3 weeks...but it used to be every weekend ;) ...they know whats up now, especially since its all i talk about around them. Hell, im taking two of them my next jump day, 2 free jumps for me ;) ...And BASE is next year...Bridge Day 2014 :D Should have 100 skydives by then. Don't forget your wingsuit and GoPro, please
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Says the skydiver who is one low turn away from sticking the rest of the patients with a six figure bill. Blues, Dave Boooooooooo, read the thread, I'm not jumping anymore dingus
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They sewed her? Sewed her to what?!?!?
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....my 2 cents, wait til you graduate to start jumping... I started at 19, going to the DZ every weekend to jump, and skipping night time college activities so I could get up and head to the DZ and pack tandems all day... I loved it for a while. I would make 5-6 jumps a weekend and would make enough money to pay for my jumps and walk away with some cash. Then I started realizing what I was missing. I gave up college parties and spending time with friends to hang out with people I would only see on the weekends and were 10+ years older than me. I loved my sky family, but felt I wasn't being a college kid. College is a great time. So is skydiving. Point is, you won't be in college forever, but can skydive any time after that.
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Not a bad day off....got up to the slopes right when the lifts open, got 8-9 runs in before it started gettin too skiied out to have any fun....very early season conditions, but hey, a day riding is better than a day not riding. ETA: Photos are tiny as sheet, but you get the idea.
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So I got tomorrow off and rumor has it (well, it's fact) that the High Noon run is open at A-Basin Ski Area...I'm a Breck n Vail regular, never touched A-Basin, but I'm really itchin to get the riding season going.... I'm only about an hour n 15 mins away, and I got tomorrow off...worth it? Or no? HEY THANKKKKS!