Deuce

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  1. Next time you see her tell her a "Hello Clarice" from me!
  2. Roy is right, let me know what day you'll be in byron and you can jump them. They're dacron-lined. If you're about 6 foot and thick you can just jump them in their fine articulated Wings harness and containers!
  3. Lisa there are lots of good subsidized family health plans. The one in Contra Costa county maxes at $250 a YEAR. http://www.cchealth.org/health_plan/pdf/healthy_families_2006.pdf Fees are on page 75. Most counties offer something.
  4. There's one in the glass case at Lodi, call them, ask for Kathy and see what they want for it. I've got a pair of 120's
  5. Check this out! I learned it from Skymonkey1!
  6. A monkey and a pig have successfully conceived the photographed offspring. More at 11.
  7. Yeah, live action counts. Anybody else remember Lancelot Linc, secret chimp? Just me? Ultraman! That's another one that totally rocked. Nowadays with CGI, we'll never see stuff like that again.
  8. My friend, who I have entertained at my house: thank you. That was some funny shit. To those who watched it, and to those who simply rode the shoulders of a time when a chicken could fix shit. Most excellent.
  9. The shame in sharing that makes us brothers (who can type), Please find the last thing I was looking for.... My god man, speed racer? That's the best we can do? Huh?
  10. Yes, you mad ass, it is! Ah Super Chicken! I gotta see if I can find a compressed audio file of that! OK, everyone must listen to this. It's a human racial memory! Ah, I could listen to that all day and never stop laughing.
  11. I gotta cook dinner, but who was this guy? I know but I have no idea who the sidekick is. I actually wore this costume in 6th grade.
  12. That's another wierd one. Where the hell were that kid's parents? "HELP ME MR. PEABODY!!!!!!"
  13. See, I missed that one. It looks like "Scooby-do Ninja" without the stoners in the van.
  14. Hold you horses, Fucker. I will be gimpy for a while longer and can't work out because it makes the leg hurt like hell. If you want to start now, maybe you get the same period of time as everyone elso, but your time will end sooner. Just a thought. Fuck you pansies with your six-packs. I have a keg. BRING IT!
  15. Okay, there are no problems, only solutions. Meth is the solution to having hunger and to having too many teeth.
  16. How 'bout this guy? There is definitely one on every DZ.
  17. Well, since he was a dog, clearly his girlfriend was some bitch. (Sweet Polly Purebread) (Oh god I crack myself up sometimes) His alter ego was a shoe-shine boy. Don't remember the name, but you don't need to with shoe shine boys. See, now Aggie Dave would shoot this addict for not showing him his hands. (Dog! Put your paws on the back of your head! Face away from me and kneel down!)
  18. That's random I never use that word and I actually used it earlier today, you freak me out I'm wicked cool and have mad skills! Underdog! Yeah! The first amphetamine addicted super-hero! (Hang on while I eat my "super energy pill") Edit. Secret chimp was so unbelievably uncorrect! They would shock the monkeys until they started jabbering and then dub dialogue over the torture. Cool costumes, though.... UP AND ATOM! ATOM ANT! Ah, I was surely in the mood for this today. Not a cartoon, but anybody remember Lancelot Linc, secret chimp? That was some funny shit. I don't care who you are. Check it out, they even had the first Al Qaida chimp. Ali Assa translates loosely from the chimp ast "I will crap in my hand and throw it at you!"
  19. Astroboy ROCKED! Nothing better than putting on the red rain boots and jumping off the roof in front of Mom's kitchen window to destroy a shrubbery.
  20. Geno, Pat right there at Elsinore gave me some of he best advice I ever had. I did half of last season with a .3 and that really forced me to surf the burble, I switched to a .5 later in the season and after the .3 the .5 burble seemed like nothing. You're so tall, I'd figure you could get back and high enough to go maybe a .7. I'd be interested in how it could be done consistently without one at all.
  21. Deuce

    Buzzkill.

    Congratulations! That's a big deal. Between all those skydives and all your tunnel time you're probably getting pretty good!
  22. With a public message board that lists skydivers that have been grounded for the day as a warning, and then with a pair of scissors to cut off the wristbands of second offenders who are then banned from the event. No wristband, no jump. It's the way they run the Hercules Boogie in Sweden and it works like a charm. If you're not going to have automation to track the jumpers, just mark the wristband with a red permanent marker to quickly identify people who don't need to be talked to, but simply have their wristbands cut off. No appeals either. (Yes, I got a warning for hooking at the Herc Boogie. I just thought I was selecting my landing spot clear of other traffic, but no appeals, no whining)
  23. I hope it has Cookie-monster googly eyes on it. I smiled every time Tomgusto put on that helmet.