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Ladies and Gentlemen I can confirm that Amazon comes prepared to de-fart any plane. What was that stuff? Pina Colada?

My wife digs it. Too cold for naked loads at Eloy. Hi Jeannie!

Coolio Kevin. I'll get some in air stills of you as soon as mine gets here. Should just be a couple of weeks. I'll be out doing tandem video on Sunday, if you're out then I'll get some pics. JP

THat's go my vote!

Welcome back! That's great news.

If I'm there; I can see them.

It's been three hours. Get over the fact that a conservative family man registered as a Republican can enjoy doing video and photo of a naked load. The conservative agenda has nothing to do with wonderful people enjoying their sport. Sorry, this is not a political thread, but the stuff about conservatives cracks me up. Lots of you know me. Jumping naked has nothing to do with anything much other than the desire to jump naked. Jumping period, doesn't. And I'll be jumping like a skymonkey on crack at Eloy, and I'll jump with whoever will have me. I'm due for a jump with Mouth, B-Squared (I Nicknamed her that!) and Wendy. Sunshine too, but she's gonna be busy groupie wrangling. Bring it! The party light is already lit!

The unibomber example is a good one. When the evidence came to first light here's the point I'm making. The unibomber did it. The evidence was overwhelming. Extremists hang him then and there. The rest of us are content that he is in custody and await the results of the full investigation, and accept the verdict of the jury. That's me. Rush has been accused by his ex-housekeeper, who is admittedly a drug dealer, in the National Enquirer, of illegally buying prescriptions drugs. Extremists have gleefully shouted "look at that hypocritical son of a bitch! All hoity toity about being law abiding and he was buying percocet and oxycontin! I'll wait for the investigation. I'll be disappointed in him if it's true, just like I was with Favre, who clobbered my niners with some regularity. I just don't take joy in others failures. I admit I like to crush my enemies, but I have a track record of not beating up criminals who tried to shoot me with my own pistol. That's maybe why I think this bullying in the intellectual arena is so petty.

WTF is that all about? I freaking video'd the naked load at Byron. How's this for a right wing conservative family values, well I'm not really a hypocrite, I don't think, and I never leer. I usually simply look and smile. And you left out Republican.

just tell me what you want dude, i got extra room in my truck. I had three .45's with me and 1000 rounds. Without wind holds or rain, they stay in the truck.

Wow. TGIF. What's the matter, have a misfire in the ole' porridge-gun? I gotta go to the second-grade CYO basketball practice, you want I should shoot some video for you? BWAH!

Q, I'm replying to you just cause I like you, nothing specific that you've said. BillVon, your definition of Liberal included something about being free from bigotry, which is holding on to a belief in the face of contradictory facts. I would hold that extremists of either spectrum are bigoted. That is, embrace negative aspects of the "enemy" (right or left) until an avalanche of evidence proves the initial belief untrue, or misguided. The relish with which any negative information regarding a candidate is embraced defines that person as an extremist in my book. So anybody who shouts "look at X!, he holds this opinion, did this thing, associated with this person, and is unsuitable, prove me wrong" is an extremist in my book. Clinton didn't inhale. Bushlette flew Phantoms in Texas instead of DaNang Davis's wife is a beard Schwarzenneger screwed everything that moved on every movie set he ever stood on. Whatever. Taxes, education, immigration, social interference by government. That's all I really care about. A nice ex-priest who is a pre-surgical trans-sexual with the right answers and credibility gets my vote. But until then, can't we all just get along?

Isn't that the wizard's prison in the Harry Potter books?

Q-dog, anybody who ever spoke in front of a large crowd would relish the power of casting the kind of spell that would have over 100,000 people cheering madly one moment, and perfectly rapt with attention the next. Any comedian, rock star, or evangelist would be lying if they said different. I would probably use the Pope John Paul's multilingual address on Easter Sunday as my example, but it is not as mediagenic. I do emphatically think this is ridiculous last-minute mudslinging. I hope that it extinguishes the usefulness of negative campaigning for good.

OK. If you get the bottoms, the tops, the union suit, and the balaklava (and the winter tacky gloves that katie mentioned, WITH liners, you'll be able to jump any time the sky permits. Some of the women's stuff is on sale. http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/pod/horizontal-pod.jhtml?id=0009687&navAction=jump&navCount=1&indexId=&parentId=&parentType=&rid=&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fcatalog%2Fpod-link.jhtml.1_A&_DAV=search

It is too cold to jump when the plane cannot fly. Otherwise, layer up with good undies and GET OUT! ColdGear from UnderArmour, two sets when it's below freezing, plus a stretch fleece union suit that's normally worn under chest waders. Toasty.

I got it the first time, oh code-wrangler.

Oh. See I thought maybe there were some pimp rules in effect for "Porno Pixies". She will have a ferret crawling around on her shoulders and wings, right?

You should never astute, Gareth, it makes an "As" our of "tu" and "te". I suspect that may just be funny in latin. But probably not, but I'm enjoying hijacking this bitter thread.

CAble to the biggest TV on the DZ. Bring extra 10D batteries, cause doing this eats them up.

What, no goldfish in the heel?

Well, this picture is from right before we went outside, and she has no cocktail. But is that Kathy-Lee sitting next to her fresh from a Sedona rejuvenation treatment?

And the Cheer Squad rocks too. Go BandSurf!

Snausages.