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  1. Deuce
    That seems light to me. You been getting skinny on us?
  2. Deuce
    Silly. If he were a dictator there would be no significance to a recess appointment. There would be no recess. I think W did this just to piss you off. You. Personally.
  3. Deuce
    We don't know that yet. I'm a pretty good Mom.
  4. Deuce
    I used to be a cop. When one of these poor cross-dressing prostitutes was discovered by an unwitting John, there were some amazingly brutal fights. That "crying game" moment was rarely a welcome one. So, in the report it was necessary to describe the appearance of the prostitute so that the jury could visualize it, because at trial there would be a nicely dressed young man being accused of dressing up like a girl and being naughty. I have to admit it was kind of fun when the defense would ask what I saw on the alleged evening and I would ask if I could read from my report. It was hard not to laugh. And the chairs would start to squeak as I ran it down. It was a cool job, young people should consider it.
  5. Deuce
    Congratulations BIOTCH! I can't remember, did you get drunk tonight or was that last night? I have a case of Red Tail, a case of Sierra and a case of Guinness in the truck. Party light tomorrow night at Byron.
  6. Deuce
    Absolutely not. Children do best in two parent households. That is undeniable fact. There are individual exceptions, but they do quite a bit better statistically. For the record, my folks divorced when I was about 12. I am curious how the children of committed openly gay folks are doing/will do. It's an interesting time.
  7. Deuce
    Jake, you're already drunk, huh? Who is waxing what here? Guys or Girls? Then I can accurately give you my perference.
  8. Deuce
    That's why I misspelled "Please". I think I just mispelled misspelled, didn't I? Narci!? What's for dinner?
  9. Deuce
    You're trying to make me change my sig line again, aren't you? Doude, you gotta be careful. Those posts can suck your large intestine right out if you're not careful. "PhillyKev is a lunatic and should not be allowed around sharp objects"
  10. Deuce
    We're smart as hell! We're just poorly educated.
  11. Deuce
    I"ve been slacking. Thanks for the wake up call!
  12. Deuce
    You already have. Should you be allowed to continue, of course. You want a court wedding, go ahead. And Mr. Bill. Puh-lease. The only reason I can think of that anyone should bother getting married is if they intend to raise children together. And I'm the farthest thing from paranoid of plots or whatever, I'm just curious as to what else is on the wish list of equal treatment. I understand both arguments, they seem just about equally valid, and as usual we're going to let the courts decide. And they can change their mind later. I did answer the question: Whatever.
  13. Deuce
    Whatever. I'm curious, what's next on the gay agenda?
  14. Deuce
    My mind is already there.... I have a 4 bedroom house in the gutter. Nice neighborhood, good neighbors.
  15. Deuce
    That was probably supposed to be "shush", right Remster? What's the equivalent in French? "Foof"?
  16. Deuce
    Ah, the things I learned in jail! See, on a hardcore male prostitute impersonating a woman, the testicles are lifted up out of the scrotum and the penis is tied back between the ass cheeks to a string tied around the waist. The pressure on the scrotum keeps the testicles up, and even can create a convincing 'camel-toe'. Many times, a female deputy would be surprised to find a 'package' on what everybody thought was a woman during a booking search.
  17. Deuce
    Yeah, the worst one is National Review Online, followed by Drudge. What is this "porn" you all keep referring to?
  18. Deuce
    Pop-Up Stopper. It's probably all similar, but I got Pop-Up Stopper software at the store yesterday and it really has increased my ability to post whore without all the delaying that pop up adds cause. You can also customize the sounds for when a pop up ad is blocked, and now my PC belches incessantly. That word is fun to say. Incessant. It's so sessy.
  19. Deuce
    Oh fuque you, Remi.
  20. Deuce
    I'm hoping my PC120s last until solid state hits the scene. Then I want every frame of video to be at 6 megapixels so I can choose whatever I want. It's good to want. Wanting builds character.
  21. Deuce
    Don't make me post a link to the fact that you had to look up the spelling for touque, doude.
  22. Deuce
    First time I've seen it. Thanks for the repost!
  23. Deuce
    A pocket bottle of 151 or moonshine is your ticket. Get a tube of Orange-pineapple-banana juice concentrate, mix it with half the water you're supposed to, drink it half and half with the 151. Grenadine on top makes it look pretty, and I'm pretty sure Stacy can find you an umbrella. You should be passed out or running naked on the freeway by the time the booze is gone. Feel the love.
  24. Deuce
    What the hell? Dude, (Deud, in French) I'm already here. Just don't come.
  25. Deuce
    The prayer of St. Michael used to be said regularly in the Catholic Mass. St. Michael, Archangel, Defend us in battle Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him We humbly pray, And cast into hell Satan, And the other evil spirits Who prowl the world For the ruin of souls. He's also the patron saint of Police officers, as well as paratroopers and other dangerous professions, so we've been hanging out for a long time. I've had my St. Michaels medal for 16 years and was afraid I'd lose it once I started skydiving. I got a more permanent reminder.