Herky

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  1. SOB...and it's the only film I ever seen with Robert Loggia in it, I plan to keep it that way! Btw...was the scrubs episode that cheesy north by northwest reference with the rc bi-plane chasing him? Because asside from the fireball it made on impact it was hardly worthy of being one of scrubs funniest moments. If you seen the movie,,,you will definitley remember this quote, "Serpentine Shelly! Serpentine!"
  2. Always have the classic, Screaming Seagull. Giving her anal on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and shove it back in. You'll soon get the name.
  3. Herky

    Vegas oddity

    Wow, that's ridiculous. What time was that picture taken? Can't imagine it being that poor of a ratio after midnight. btw. did you catch any shows?
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    Vegas oddity

    Better question is why you are at the nyny and not at coyote ugly? Man card = revoked.
  5. Same problem...I will say this. I gained more weight when I did a steak diet for two weeks than when I did creatine for a month. Lost it all when I quit though.
  6. Yeah, The Fourth Kind. Was a decent movie I thought. Anyone know the name of that movie where George Michael from arrested development played an awkward teenager?
  7. Pastrana is one of the most like-able people you will ever meet.
  8. If you choose "a" "b" or "c",,,let's say "b". You now have B, he then tells you "a" is a double mal, do you want to stick with your choice, or switch to rig"c". Choose "c"! Keeping with original rig gives you 33% chance of having safe rig, switching gives you a 66% chance. I have a feeling that's where this riddle is going...riddle made the rounds on the net two years ago.
  9. Where I work, they've realized the turnover is so great, it is more penny-wise to pay overtime than hire new employees. I've worked 16 hours overtime(56 hours total) a week now since January. If only we had the same system my brother gets...he earns PTO for how many hours he has worked. So he takes all the overtime he can get, builds up PTO, then takes a lot off. Must be nice.
  10. First year...NADDA, ZIP, ZILTCH Second - Fourth year...two weeks 5th-14th year...three weeks 15years plus...four weeks Then again, company I work for are slave drivers.
  11. The grass has a certain feng shui feeling to it. I'd buy it.
  12. I was driving at age 14 before drivers ed with a learners permit. We had an automatic. My dad taught me, right foot on gas, left foot on brake. So absolute fastest reaction. Well, I drove that way for months, then took drivers ed and my instructor took points off every time I did it. He said that is how people end up hitting the wrong pedal and floor it when they want to stop. My rhetort of, "No, that's how idiots floor it when they want to stop" didn't thrill him either. So I basically had to unlearn the habit to pass. Now I got a stick though, so my left foot won't get lazy.
  13. You're not talking about those ones with velcro on them are you? I agree totally though that finding a wallet is the hardest thing there is. I only like tri-fold, not bi-fold. And I don't like those tri-folds where it folds downward on the one fold instead of out in one long piece. Getting 3 years out of one is a feat, even when you spend big bucks. Anyone know of a really good wallet maker?
  14. LMAO, that was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks for that!
  15. I'm not saying you in particular. But what I am saying is that those drill instructors. They went through the same crap you did. They got beat up, they got broken down. At some point after going through that hell, they said to themselves, "That's the position I want to have". I just don't understand how someone could go through that, and come out of it wanting to be the one who dishes it out.
  16. What kind of person goes through that kind of boot camp, and then upon completion looks at the drill instructor and says to themselves, "God I'd love to be that guy".
  17. Ummm... NO! For your consideration, here's a short list of what I mean when I say beer that tastes like BEER should. Grolsch Becks Bitburg St Pauli Girl Things like "cinnamon", "chocolate" or "cloves" shouldn't ever be added to beer, IMO. Anyway, over to y'all Good luck! Grolsch is my #1 favorite beer but none of my friends drink it. Nice to see another aficionado out there. Never heard of St. Pauli before though, will have to see if I can find it.
  18. I do it when I get bored. Just to find those funny off the wall ones. People have found a way to put fake video up instead of web cam, and those are usually jaw droppingly disturbing. I've seen a lot of epic chat roulette threads, but this is the image(attatched) that's the most well known. There are thousands of funnier ones, although usually x-rated.
  19. I was bored one weekend, went with some friends to Lamb of God, did not plan on it, just sorta ended up going. I was aware of them and had heard them. Was more so going for the beer and partying afterwards, but anyways. I did the old elblows routine to get up farther...really wish someone had told me about the wall of death or the fact the crowd might do it. Metal fans are insane! Imagine being the security guard who opens the doors at best buy the day after thanksgiving for the huge sales. Yeah...it's that intense.
  20. I would love to see it with panels off. Check out the Experimental-7 (X-7) also known as the spirit. The chain goes at a 45 degree angle right up to the seat. That engine must be mounted crazy.
  21. Tell him if he gets on the plane he will regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day, and for the rest of his life.
  22. I remember on my old SNES when I was a kid, whenever the image would start to static or scramble, having to wiggle the rf modulator or tap it. Good times.
  23. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/1124381572.html
  24. My favorite line was this, "Note final layer of tape on helmet. Your helmet or whatever hat you use for a 'thought screen' should be well taped, as you will sleep in it and wear it as often as possible." Although it makes logical sense, most abductions occur when you are asleep, then your jerk friends just claim you were dreaming. Luckily if "Signs" taught us anything, all you need to do is carry a squirt gun with you at all time.
  25. I've had art history classes that were nothing but hour after hour of a mono tone guy talking and slide after slide of art work. Memorize all these facts and names and artists and dates and places. Then tested over all those facts. People failed left and right. Poor way of teaching imo. Only the best and brightest passed...but some people never had a chance.