helicam

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  1. *HUGEHUGS* All the way from Deepest Darkest Africa I know how you feel!!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  2. It could happen on your DZ!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  3. Yeah the sheep smell comes off....those damn South Africans just smell forever. Even after you hose them down.... Being one of them..........depends who is doing the hosing!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  4. I'd have to say I'm stalking bluefingers I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  5. Usually it's not so much how they look as it is that putrid smell..... Heeeeey......elephant dung smells way worse than sheep!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  6. Hiya Welcome to a fellow S African!! The people here are great...only thing we have to bring our own beer...theirs don't taste so great! *duck* Where about do you jump? Blue Skies I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  7. For my sins I am working night shift till 1 Jan.....but all is not lost, the crew I am working with are all skydivers!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  8. Merry Christmas all from a HOT South Africa with nice blue skies!!
  9. This needs to be said.... What do you get if you cross a JW with a Hells Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fxxk off!! helicam PJ#2 I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  10. I missed what was in the deleted posts but dzdiva and I can round some some of our followers and torch something if you want? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  11. Maybe this is a sign........ Time for pyrojumper #'s dzdiva...you get PJ #1 I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  12. Yo mama's so stupid she thinks ping pong balls is a sexually transmitted disease from China I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  13. Clay can bring a flaming sheep!! It will be our emblem baa baa baa BOOM!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  14. Hmmm........what will we need for our little group... flame proof jumpsuits, red canopies.....a bucketload of fuel! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  15. are they anything like Witchety grubs ? http://www.milamba.com/australia/inhabit/insects/in24.htm Possibly....they are little brown crunchy things I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  16. Come and follow me and together we will convert them unbelievers! I took it one step further and worked for a pyro company....hell I got to light stuff, blow up stuff and they paid me!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  17. This is something that all us people from Deepest Darkest Africa might remember being offered... Mopani worms....bleeargh! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  18. Nothing to beat a whole pile of oysters!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  19. My ex found that it was cheaper to buy a bag of cotton balls and some paper and roll her own. Hard core lady!! Did she kick start her vibrator as well? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  20. Mmmmm....foood!!!! I could do with some chili now!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  21. A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. Does this still apply....... I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  22. helicam

    Pets

    Sounds like my pup!! She had major issues when the Border Collie arrived....decided to snack on the antique couch that we were storing for a friend!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  23. helicam

    Pets

    In my mad menagerie.... 1x Pavement special fluffy poodle type dog - Charlie 1x Daschund who loves sleeping with her head on my pillow and who is fascinated by freefly videos - Zoe 2 x Border Collies - Dollar with pain stripper breath - Cassie a lapdog wannabe 1x Jack Russel who is a spotty blimp Savanna I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  24. Doing search for "bungee jumping picture"... I don't know if it was a dz.com pic....I think it was one of those Mastercard pics.........the guy is upside down after a bungee jump and has more than just a "racing stripe" on his pants....its all the way down his back.... I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter