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Hiya Didn't mean to diss the commercial......my question is how did he get on the load without a rig!

Not to worry Oom Scratch.......I keep my brain preserved in Oupa Ben's best watermelon Mampoer....I keep a pensioner in business!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Not bad if I say so myself... Just saw the new Stimorol commercial...a bit far fetched but then hey its TV!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

This has to rate high on the SquishoMeter I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Ever seen that classic scene in Dr Doolittle 2 when all the birds are on a bombing run? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Try in a JetRanger......confined space just adds to the excitement!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Happy Birthday fellow fish person!! 17/3 for me...when you come to my party, please ring the doorbell with your elbow coz you gonna have one big ass gift in both hands!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

That's the only reason why I come to work. Hear, hear.....have ADSL will abuse! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Hey buddy....good vibes coming your way from all of us in elephant country! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Be safe! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

aaargghhh!!! my eyes are burning!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

I'm glad you think so.....sheesh I could try an 8.5 tube and inflate the cuff in his ear!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

QuoteFuck the voice of sanity!!! I do everything my cornflakes tell me to! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Ten Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane -------------------------------------- 10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. 9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know. 8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding. 6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming! 5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory. 4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks! 2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

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C'mon.....a hop 'n pop can only brighten your day!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Turn him on his back. Spread his legs. If you do this right his sack should hang in front of the air inlet. All you'll hear is a short muffled choking sound every time he inhales.... Slightly off the topic but HH started it........ Ya know why women don't fart? They don't keep quiet long enough to build up any pressure!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

The most frightening thing I ever saw was teledildonics...taking cybersex to a whole new level!! It's a vibrator type doodad linked to your PC and to the other person's PC wherever they may be!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Many ****VIBES**** I have all the elephants holding trunk for you!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Will do some in depth investigation this weekend and will provide an in depth report on Monday! Blue Skies I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Yeah but your version is violent!!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

I hope people approve.... The Rules of Texas: Know them and learn them. 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. ********************************************************************* 2. Let's get this straight, it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. ********************************************************************* 3. They are pigs, cattle, and oil wells. That's what they smell like to you, They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west; I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. ********************************************************************* 4. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive three weeks a year. ********************************************************************* 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. ********************************************************************* 6. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw "Bambi," too. We got over it. ********************************************************************* 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we will shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. ********************************************************************* 8. Yeah, we eat catfish, and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. ********************************************************************* 9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. ********************************************************************* 10. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped; by our women. ********************************************************************* 11. We open doors for women. That applies to everyone regardless of age. ********************************************************************* 12. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak; Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. ********************************************************************* 13. When we fill out a table there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices-salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce. ********************************************************************* 14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. You bring "Mary Jane" to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. ********************************************************************* 15. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar, some lemon, and a long spoon. ********************************************************************* 16. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. ********************************************************************* 17. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards- it spooks the fish. ********************************************************************* 18. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays. ********************************************************************* 19. We have more Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state, so, "Don't Mess With Texas". If you do it will get your butt kicked by the best! ********************************************************************* 20. Our military is only used as a back up. Per capita, each man, woman, and child owns at least two firearms and has taken a NRA Certified Shooter Education Course. ********************************************************************* 21. Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas" GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! ******************************************* I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Like Tonto said in a previous thread.....Africa is the place to be...we have.... Castle Lion Black Label (my tipple of choice) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Just received this from my medical aid/ health insurance provider.... The following are examples of activities that we do not consider to be extreme. They will therefore be covered. · Powered paragliding · Hang gliding · Paragliding · Parachuting/skydiving · Ice hockey · Scuba diving · Mountain biking · Waterskiing · Martial sports such as karate and judo · Bungee jumping · White water rafting · Hunting · Hot air ballooning Examples of activities that we don't cover > > Running with the bulls in Pamplona > Climbing Mount Everest > Rope-assisted climbing, such as rock climbing > Power boat racing > "Fear Factor" activities I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter