Enrique
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if you go to a place like stockroom.com - that's where I get my ideas. *** So that's why your jumpsuit looks so funny
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*** Nah, I'm really a wuz!
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so I can in a really beep voice say: Hullo BaBY *** I don't think a really "beep" voice will make Dove fall for you...
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so, are we having sex or not? if so, where? and when?
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Oh, well, a beer will do.
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*** I can hear a humming sound, and I can't find Dove anywhere.... hmmm
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Southwest airlines has a "friends fly free" special going on.... that should be helpful.
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*** By the way.... where is Dove? Could she be on her way down to Tijuana?
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*** Dude, you gotta stop that.... I'm trying to finish with a very tough translation and your making me LMFAO
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QuoteWatch it the boy is from south of the border. You will need to sponsor him into the country etc. *** No worries there, I get all my sponsoring from World Vision.
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*** Dude, THAT WAS FUNNY!!! You really made me laugh. I'm in the office and my secretary is looking at me going like, huh?
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*** But I am much better good looking! Than Galen....
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*** [*Enrique just peed in his pants*] with trembling voice* Well, you can always cum to SoCal and maybe, if my mommy lets me, we can like, do something, you know? like, something... I guess....
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*** How about we stop thinkin' and start doin'
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QuoteDid you know........ that your foot is as long as your elbow to your wrist? Which foot? There is a 3/4 inch difference between mine.... seriously!
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*** Wooooooohooooo! It sounds like a perfect match
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Besides, I'll have no quarrel with Bill. *** It's all in the name of science....
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Don't leave now! You started it!
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Sure it does! It's like sitting on a merry go round and looking at someone closer to the edge. He's definitely orbiting around the center of the merry go round*** If that were the case WE would also be orbiting the earth. What I meant to say was that the satellite does not orbit AROUND the earth. Sure, it follows a pattern (orbit), but from the viewers' perspective, the satellite is not in motion (orbiting). P.S. Until today, I never believed my girlfriend when she said that I am a nerd.
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*** I guess we are both wrong, because if a satellite travels at the same speed as the earth rotates, and is stationary, then it does NOT really orbit, does it?
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We don't wonder why men are pigs we are just annoyed by it or use it to our advantage[;)***] Now, just what do you think we will be thinking of after a statement such as that of Dove? SEX, of course! Are we so wrong?
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I think we need a little vigilanty (sp) justice here in the USA...*** And everywhere else! A few months back (probably more than a year - I'm very bad with dates -) some guy and his gang in a small town close to Mexico City broke into peoples houses and/or mugged and/or assaulted the neighbors. Since the police was not doing anything, the town people that were, by then, fed up with these guys' actions, gathered in a mob, captured one of them, tied him to the zocalo (downtown kiosk) and took turns beating him until he was 'saved' by the police. It the angry mob would have continued for a few more minutes, they would have killed the guy. Justice was served.
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[...and women wonder why we are "pigs" and always think about sex...]
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QuoteThings you never really wanted to know but will be fascinated by when you find out...*** All polar bears are left-handed A sattelite with an equatorial orbit will appear stationary in the sky Chocolate was discovered by the Olmecs Chewing gum was discovered by the Mayans
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Did you hear about the Mom that was caught on tape slapping her daughter left & right? Well, her last name is "Toogood". How's that for irony? See one of the latest news reports here: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/kr/20020924/lo_krnewyork/monster_mom_will_visit_girl