Enrique
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This is starting to sound like phone sex.
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duh... o.k...
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*** [Enrique just fainted.... with a woody and all]
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***.... can't .... go on .... feel dizzy... blood pressure.... high... accute pain... heart failure....
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But best of all they are FUN! Go ahead.... ask 'em to come out and play! *** O.k. you little perky-fun-loving-mug-size wonders.... come out and play, will ya? (How's that? Are they coming out?)
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Who did I hear it from? Well I read it in numerous threads in this forum. And you admitted to it, too. How do I know for a fact? Well, remember I told you I have a VEEEEERY vivid imagination? Well, there you go! I practically saw your boobs the other day.... in the shower
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Here, I'll clarify for you: I have heard that Dove is a super hottie, and she has a wonderful pair of pie-worthy (.)(.) Welcome to the light, my son.
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Aren't we talking about gozangas? Knockers? Da'bombs?
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Cool.... so now I know I'm safe! ... I heard otherwise, Dove. I know, for a fact, that you ARE pie-worthy.
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QuoteI've noticed at some places that any 00 number warrants a pie. *** You got it wrong! It's not the 00 that warrants pie, it's the (.) (.) that warrant pie, whipped cream, honey, or any other sweet thing....
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(For you young-uns, communist back then had the same connotations that terrorist has today.) *** I didn't know that Bill. Did it have that connotation with the rest of the world, or only with the U.S.?
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Congratulations! One more addition to the skyfallin' freakies. See you at the DZ on Saturday. Enrique
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Or better yet, go to www.insultcomicdog.com
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*** BTW, have you seen that clip from "Triumph" the insult comic dog with the Star Wars fans? Hilarious. Maybe you can still find it at www.ifilm.com , it has a "viral video" section where it used to be.
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QuoteWell, it's not like anyone's asked the question..... I use a New York steak.... Just kidding!!!
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*** "El paso de la muerte!!!"
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*** Hey! How come I haven't heard about that? Tell me, tell me, tell me!
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... you were a male [heterosexual] prostitute? What would be your signature pick-up line? Sorry.... I'm bored. And I guess I just violated rule #2 of the Forums Rules and Etiquette.
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What happened to Jack. He didn't come down? *** No, he just came....
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25), Jill came down with $2.50. -Andrew Dice Clay -
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Very funny
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Hoho is super hohohot!!!! Woooohoooo! Good morning, ma'am!
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Jennifer Lopez vs. Angelina Jolie based on sex appeal
Enrique replied to gale's topic in The Bonfire
*** What about Gabrielle Anwar (Scent of a woman), Juliette Binoche, Ashley Judd (WOW... SUPER HOT MAMMA!!!!) -
LOL