Enrique
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WARNING! It has been translated from Spanish, so if it turns out to be lame, don't blame me, ok? A guy walks in the doctor's office and says: "Doctor, I'm very worried. You see this lump in the middle of my forehead?" The doctor says: "How couldn't I, it's huge!!!! Well make some analysis immediately" The doctor took some blood samples, ran the analysis, and he came back with the results. Sir, I'm affraid you have a hormone disorder. Your testosterone level is very high and the lump on your forehead is actually a penis! A PENIS!!! How can it be? Are you sure doctor? Yes, I am sure, a full size penis will grow out from your forehead. But doctor, how will I look?!?!? Oh, don't worry about that, you won't be able to look, the balls will cover your eyes!
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Yummmm.... oh, I feel my panties rubbing again. Gotta go! *** Dove, you are a mean individual! You should at the very least have a webcam set in front of you and let us all watch!
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Just remember...Vamos en vamos y regalo!!!!!! Para loco trabajo relativos. *** WTF is that supposed to mean?
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Tu ovejas? Mierda! Pero, no muy importante. Tu estas me oveja, amigo! *** ROFLMAO!!! Wasn't this supposed to be posted in the "Since a lot of us speak Spanish..." thread!?
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Does answering a client's phone call count as being productive?
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BWAHAHAAHAHAAHA....definately. You say yes to that and you are certified!!! It's not like I am missing any teeth or anything like that.....
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I wouldn't reject an invitation to see a race, plus the wet T-Shirt contests! ahhhh! Plus, I am dating my sister ()
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My girlfriend and my brother say I am a redneck trapped in a "beaner's" body. Their reasons: I like hockey, I skydive, my suntan is only arm's length and from the neck up, I was invited (and I accepted) by other skydivers to go country dancing this Friday. Of course, they both say it in good fun, but I'd still like to know.
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QuoteThis is an AMERICAN/british site speak english like everyone else *** Relájate compadre, no vas a perder tu identidad. El mundo seguirá siendo igual.
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LOL! (carcajada en Español)
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QuoteHere are the prelims~ Hey, BB, when are the World Record attempts going on? Will it be during the boogie?
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Spanish, English and Italian (I can write Italian very well, I understand most Italian, but have to think a lot before speaking it).
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Yes. The DZ is actually in Playa del Carmen and one of the owner's name is Jerry (Mexican but fluent in English). He's a great flier (approx. 5,000 + jumps). I think they fly a C-182 (which sucks) but the view must be breathtaking. Have fun.
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I'm guessing you are a native speaker of Latin American Spanish? Panocha (seldomly used 'cuz it sounds trashy) Chocha (more commonly used in Central and South America) Pepa (he, he, he) ....
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Quotefriendly neighborhood spiderman.... Man, that is NOT friendly at all!
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LOL. Dude, Pinocha would be like the wife of Pinocchio or something like that! But I get your drift, and there is plenty of it....
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How about posting some jokes in Spanish? At least make one up... O.K., I admit it, I am bored and I don't want to work today.
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Skymamma! Hablas Español? Eso facilitaría mucho la relación entre nosotros
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I can get along in Spanish*** You can get a long what in Spanish?
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QuoteI speak spanish fluently Con un nombre como Israel Camacho es OBLIGATORIO que hables Español de manera fluida. Saludos.
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does anyone else have cheesy songs they get all mushy to when they hear 'em? Well, it's not really a song since they don't sing, but "Europe" played by Gato Barbieri or Santana will do the trick for me!
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LOL!!!!
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1.- My girlfriend 2.- A deer 3.- We eye-ball each other and continue our paths 4.- Medium sized. 3 bedrooms, maybe. 5.- No 6.- On the table: a bowl with fruit and some candles Around the table: 4 chairs 7.- Ceramic 8.- I pick it up and take it inside 9.- A lake 10.- On my kayak. So, am I crazy? Huh? huh?
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When I tore my ankle ligament, the ONLY person that knew the truth was one of my best friends who's a doctor (he lives three states away). He even flew into town just to check my x-rays and give me his opinion. Not even my girlfriend knew at the time, but when she found out (slip of the tongue) I had to take like 2 tons of the don't-you-trust-me-enough kind of crap. My parents found out I was a skydiver after my 25th jump. They, very ingeniously, started throwing away my Parachutist magazines and my license applications: they didn't want the USPA to give me any weird ideas!
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QuoteIt may vary from country to country, but it involves you both hanging from the ceiling in one form or another. *** Off to Home Depot I go!