Enrique

What message? That no one is responsible for their own actions anymore? *** Just when you thought that a guy would learn a lesson after being in jail for DUI, BAM! Back to the bottle! BS! Does it mean that I have to take my drunk friend home and tuck him in, and wait until dawn to prevent him from waking up and doing something stupid? I think that's a little bit off.

... here are 10 jump tickets, now GET ON WITH THE STORY Or even better, pics!!!

Where are all the sexy skydiver-ettes tonight?

Yeah... it seemed VERY familiar to me...

Can anyone tell me what "Aggie" means without making fun of me? P.S.: "Duh" is included in the 'making fun of me' category.

Lisa, the check's in the mail. have fun Enrique

Thanks. Will do.

i'm a lesbian*** ROTFLMAO......... Dude that's hilarious! My secretary is wondering what the f am I laughing about.

Ok, this might sound a little harsh, but if you want to be accepted by a society, then just go about your business and don't make a big deal about it. For the most part, nobody cares. Really.*** I totally agree with Quade. Don't you think that so-called "profiling" adn the corresponding "politically correct" has gotten a little bit out-of-hand? And it's only because we all make such a big deal out of it. For example: Blacks, Jewish, Homosexuals. These are all examples of "minorities" that always think they are being scrutinized by the rest of the people. Like Quade said, most of the time, nobody cares. I think you are only a minority if you feel like one. Take it from me, I'M 100% MEXICAN (or should I say fair skinned latino?!?!?), I live in TJ, and most of my fellow skydivers "think they have seen my entire family walking across the Otay mountains to illegaly get into the U.S. (they obviously mean it in good fun). Give it a rest. Live life the way you want it, and respect others. Just my $2.00 pesos

Sexual orientation is only important if you plan on having sex with somebody. It really doesn't play any role in skydivng. *** ... unless you are doing a tandem, right? Who cares if you are gay? So long as we all respect each other. There are many gay skydivers and that doesn't change the fact that they are good skydivers and cool individuals. Have a ball! (in a good way, of course)

Not even close. He is only trying to come up with a more 'intelligent' line of cars. I bet it's only a scientific test.

Ewwww, gross!!*** Skymama! What is it that you don't like about my picture? Is it the teddy or the car?

That is one f'ugly picture, dude

I don't think I know you personally, but you sure irradiate PURE FREAKING ENERGY! Congratulations on the ESPN thing and don't forget to have fun. Uhuh! Now she's gonna be a T.V. star Sazzy!

Whuffo = The 128 individuals that have said to you "uh! I've always wanted to do that. As soon as I get the money I will do it... I swear I will.... "

There is a DZ in Playa del Carmen. The owner is a guy by the name of Jerry. He is a cool guy and a very good skydiver. As you can imagine, most of their jumps are tandems (tourists!... go figure!!!) Logon to [url]www.skydivecancun.com you will find the info you need right there.

Anybody want to come help me practice this weekend?*** ehem! Where exactly did you say you jump?

What should I do with the excess line at the toggle connection point? After putting together the canopy, about 6" of line were left. Thx

I'll do that. And I will bring all the aluminum cans I have piled up in my room

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

QuoteThe last script of C&H can be seen here: http://www.geocities.com/skyjames2/cal.htm*** Dude, that brought tears to my eyes

*** Well, no axes or sharp knives for you young man!

*** Actually, no, but I make special time for special tasks. Wait! My boss is coming! ...... oh, that's right, I have no boss

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hmmm..... let me think now....... aha! I got it!!!