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i aint giving you branston pickle - you only waste it by smearing it on your body and touching yourself! I know i have only done once what you have done 30 times before! - i aint talking solos im talking self pleasure!

nice to see you are still around skin! i have you to thank for all of this!!!

oops sorry....... your right that aint cool........... so i was "washing up" and i am such a cheap bastard I was using bicarb!

Last night I made my first “pure” solo jump. It was the situation that the weather had been shit for a month some people were away others had written off the night as a no-go and as I stood looking out of the kitchen window doing the washing up I noticed that the night was still – not how it was forecast. It was 1am and there is no way that my jumping partner is going to do a 5 hour round journey. I grabbed my kit and off I went into the night. The 1 hour drive to the object I was questioning all the possible risks involved in going solo. Maybe I was even trying to talk myself out of it. I arrived at the parking spot grabbed my gear – locked the car and lit a cigarette – I took a walk to the object and although normally a light breeze at ground level it was still. It was a perfect jumping night and I was alone at 2am with only the stars and object as company. I accessed the object and started my ascent. I had some time for some very interesting introspection. I am but still a baby in this sport – but if ever there is a time where the confirmation happens that you are doing this only for yourself – this was it! On top I took some time to take in the view – this is my time and there is no one else around to have any influence on this – its purely you. I kit up and take some time to feel good. I know people think soloing is a bad thing – but I know the risks and I had accepted them. I climb onto the exit and look around at the view and feel. I jump – I feel alive – I land – I gather up and make my way to the car I cant get rid of the smile on my face! Jumping with friends is great, – but I have just found that solos are more personal. as a note - i know the dangers and the risks involved - which is why i will not be doing them (that much! ) edited as i wish i had the grasp of language to exactly explain the feelings - but those that know will know what i am trying (poorly) to explain!

No No No No No No No NNo No No No o No No No No No No No No please take money - take my sister!!! YOU WIN!!!!

no no faber - its not because I am old and fat - its because I am not as worried as you going below 500ft!!! - i have seen video where your mother, sister and gay cousin open lower on a skydive than you on a BASE jump! you DONT have to static line sub 1000! - just ensure your toggles are set correctly!

naked and trying to suck himself off - he is but inches away! Has anyone else experienced strange behaviour from someone you know who you are and i am worried! dude! your talking to yourself again!!! and no the voices in your head aint disturbing me this time!!!! is this double double personality?!?!

I have a friend who has been locked in the same house for 7 months due to incapacitation and has been acting wierd. He has taken to smearing branston pickle over him self whilst naked and trying to suck himself off - he is but inches away! . He has also started eating raw meat and drinking the milk of pregnant women he has purchased from the internet (for a good price!) - Has anyone else experienced strange behaviour from someone traped in the same house for a long period of time? you know who you are and i am worried!

the voices in my head keep me company!!! i hope they are not disturbing you!

I went to make a solo jump once - and slipped down a slope and dislocated my thumb........... something that day did not want me to jump!!! getting to the object can be dangerous and result in injury or embarressment! Faber your just too sick!!!

faber - you really do need to get out more!!! the things a man thinks of after several months not jumping or working!!!! hehehehehehe (Nice work though!!!) Keep on smiling Faber! pass my regards to your sister of course!

where is it that Douggs pulls out the monster track that is featured on FFoF1-11?

oh bloody hell - you get the best deal again!!!!!

nah i am below deck with the most beautiful sister!!!! with your crutches so you cant go downstairs and disturb me!!!!!

fuck man! its Faber and his 13 sisters!!!!!!

thats prostitution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sickos!!!!!

i hope not!!!!!

dude - you posted a pic of the woman i love!!!! let me pack for you!!!! oh and dont worry about the leg!!!!

dude he sent me pics!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!! Faber - dont let anyone else have them!!! she is special to me!!!!!

errrrm.................... nah mate i will be jumping!!!! actually that depends on how many i did that day!!!!

Denmark is so bloody expensive - but i am willing to visited a cripple to show support! but is Denmark really worth going to? the only advantages i see are 1) BASE friendly farmers 2) Fabers sister 3) Fabers sister 4) Fabers sister 5) Making fun of Faber when we jump and he cant 6) Fabers Sister 7) Using his 2 rigs to jump back to back 8) you guessed it! Fabers sister Just wondered if anyone else had experience of Denmark!!!!

hehehehhe.......... younger than your smoking women though!!!!

so do we........... i just am too fat and lazy to climb above 300ft!!!!

dude - denmark may be fucking expensive - but hey! so fucking what!!!!

teach em to BASE pack! now you have more time on your hands! its when they start saying 3-2-1 cya when they say good bye to their friends u need to worry!!! how long until they are 16 and i get to meet their friends?!?!?!?!?!?